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  1. boinky

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    No, I'm afraid not. Women's has one full length one, running vertically. Men's has one, but it's so far up, I'm not sure GOD can see himself in it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    And who's going to take photos for the group? You KNOW they're going to want proof. Oh wait, it'll probably be the local police, as they tap on window on one of their surveillance runs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would matter. I sell cars for a living. It's a car dealership in a 30 year old building. *Plate glass windows across front of building *Tile *Carpet *Glass Enclosed Offices *Bosses Office *Desks *Chairs (both stationary and rolling) *Cars, Vans, Trucks, SUV's *Copier *Cashier's counter (top comes to my chest) *Receptionist Desk *Parts Counter *Break Room (large, long table) *Service Department (tools locked up, but open area just the same) *Service Department Manager's Office *Several carpeted empty offices *Skydiving gear stored in back empty office *Car wash/detail Bay Does this help? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Oh, how soon we forget. Do I need to remind you about my fondness for ice? hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold By the way, I'll be providing the popsicles this time! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    I'm not a secretary. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Now I REALLY like this idea. But boys and girls, we're digressing. What does base jumping have to do with my current dilemna? I know you are all a lot more creative than this. OK. It's after hours and the business is closed. Free rein to anything/everything there. Does this help get the creative juices flowing? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Yeah, well, there won't be any sheep available, so I think this might be out of his range of expertise! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Adventurous, open minded couple looking for suggestions/recommendations on having sex in an office. What to do and where to do it. The more creative, the better. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. I don't remember you complaining about the noise at the time. Just wait until the NEXT time, young man! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. Are you sure that was the horn and not me? You were definitely activating the right buttons that night. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. Let's go back and examine some of the words used here and see who has a better situation. *OK *Bolas *made out *chick car *double zinger To me, it sounds like he definitely has the advantage. All you have is people offering to pee on you since you're on fire. While I realize that some people think being pee'd on is a sexual fantasy come true, I'd prefer making out with Bolas in his chick car any day over that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. Ha-ha!!! Talk him out of it? Nah....he's grown and can make his own decision. I'm just trying to provide information that is normally not given so he can make an educated decision, also based on some personal experience from one this dealership owned. What he does with the information is his own business. Now if he were buying it from me, I'd still give him that info. It's just who I am. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  13. I can't believe you just said that. I'm so hurt..sniff...sniff...sniff. I've always been told that I am too honest to be a car salesperson. Besides, what do I have to gain for offering free advice that a normal dealership would never give? And I helped Bolas when he was considering buying his convertible and I think he made out OK on HIS purchase. SO THERE!!! Go spread YOUR evil lies elsewhere!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. Well Clint, today is your lucky day! I happen to sell cars for a living. My notes are not meant to depress you, nor tell you not to buy the car. Just valuable free information to help in your car buying decision. If you are SURE the car is a STS and not a SLS, then you're in luck, maybe. I'm going to quote to you black book values (which is the book only dealerships get and use when trading a car in). The "average" trade black book value on a STS is $10,000. At that level, they would hit you for a mileage deduct of $2925, making the value around $7075. Because of the need for paint, excess miles, etc., they could swing to the "rough" category. That value is $7500 and a $2200 deduct for excess miles, making the value around $5300. Now you're real close to the asking price of the car. Then, you have to consider all the additions you want to do to it after you purchase it. Paint, tires, "pimping it out," etc. Not cheap at all, unless you can do it yourself or have friends in the right places. If that's not bad enough, let's consider costs for repairs. They are considered luxury cars and have luxury car labor costs. American made cars run about $60-$80 an hour. We have had several STS's on our lot. Mostly computer run, if that damn motherboard goes out, you might as well kiss that car goodbye. We had one that the board went out in. It made the engine overheat, cracked the head and then the engine locked up. Needless to say, we lost money on THAT car. Had to sell it to a wholesaler for next to nothing (that's about all it was worth). If the car is in decent shape outwardly, have a buddy check out the mechanical stuff (and even THAT isn't foolproof sometimes). I doubt your grandparents would purposely try to cheat you, but I doubt that they know much about that stuff. And forget the spinners. They are becoming passee'. Let me know what else I can do. Nina Tharp Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. Bad Bolas. Gold Necklaces, not golden showers. One drapes, the other...well, that just borders on ewwwwiiieeee again. And I can't believe YOU of all people even went there! Wanting to experiment, little boy? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. Are you saying that you don't believe it's possible that with time, patience and understanding that the love can be reciprocated? I like to believe anything is possible. Of course, I believe in Santa Claus, too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. Silly me. You are correct. I'm SURE this falls under the old phrase that goes, "Be careful what you ask for...." I disagree. At least you can dispose of the "protein shake" with small effort and a drink. The "pearl necklace" sounds like WAY too much ON my body. I like my necklaces in gold, thank you kindly. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. Hmm, um, err, cough, cough, ahem...I have momentarily imagined that and I only have one response: HELL NO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. I'm almost afraid to admit to not knowing what this is. Care to enlighten me? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. HEY!!! Who are you calling a crwpup? I'll have you know that I was voted a CRWDOG by Chris and Mike in Perris in July! Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. EWWWWWWWIEEEEE!!! That's just sick! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. OK, I have to say that this scares me. Why do her ashes on the tree say Christmas? Did she get run over by a reindeer? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. Let's just say I'm somebody's "playpretty" right now:171:none I pay in food/alcohol immediately Lessee... *I got my brand new Lightning *I jumped in 4 states and 9 different DZ's *I went to my first THEM TOADSUCKER's boogie *I jumped from my first balloon *I got my first kiss-pass *I became a Rodriguez Brother (Cabeza del Equipo-#1244) *I became PMS #117 *I became CRWdiva #5 *I got my "B" license *I had my first wrap/cutaway *I was in my first CRW 33-way Life is GOOD! I have been invited to be in a Women's CRW World Record in April/May and hope to be invited to be in the planned 81-way World Record next November. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. Hmmm...I don't know what to say. I wish I could wiggle my nose and make it all better for you. (((SPENCER))) There. How's that for a virtual hug? You can pm me anytime you need someone to commiserate with you.
  25. I was 4 and I REFUSE to admit how many years ago that was!!! Besides, my opinion has always been "Age is a mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Happy belated Birthday, though. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance