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SWEET!!! But are you SURE you're not just trying to foist off a good side by side CRW picture to further our cause? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've always had a saying, I am proud to say I am 44. I do not act the way the world says I should act for that age. I am younger mentally and physically now than I was when I was 30. Nor do I look or dress particularly old (ie; my 2004 Halloween costume). My only complaint would be my body, but had I taken better care of it throughout those years, instead of playing "catch up" in the last few years, even that would be ok. A few saggy parts and a few laugh lines. I can't complain at all about getting old. I listen to alternative music, (loud), prefer sports cars and drive fast, and bounce around like a teenager. I tell younger people when they have a birthday that they are getting older. I am getting younger. One day, we are just going to meet in the middle. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What a cutie! You DO know that he's going to eat you out of house and home, right? Look at the size of those feet already! Hmmm....dog food or a jump? Gonna' be a hard decision dude. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OK. It got me on one. Test 1-I said 10. (wrong) Test 2-I said cucumber. (wrong) Test 3-I said the correct answers. How in the hell did it do that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG! That is so funny, cute and sad all at the same time. I too, sniffled for the little bunny in the end. But what about the keyboard playing bunny? Isn't that a "0" on his chest? I found the lyrics: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers naked, Couple and threes Grandparents swing from the ceiling. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Corporate chambers and office amore. Shenanigans outdoor and in. Resist and then later your find out there's more Regret in not doing the sin. Our lives have to die Of that there's no help My favourite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum. Then dies on the spot His corpse there still stuck, Left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to fuck Personally I reckon it's worth it. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does everybody else get that feeling? Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does everybody else get that feeling? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Moping. Weather's great! Sunny and probably in the mid 40's But here I am, sitting at work. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm.....You definitely have a "point" there. Don't make me come there and spank you! Oh wait, that's not a punishment is it? You'd LIKE that, wouldn't you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Unless he went out and got himself a new one, he won't be wearing THAT! I'm holding it ransom! (Along with the handcuffs, whip, crop, ankle restraints) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Anybody going to the Great White North boogie in Lake Wales Jan 19-23? A bunch of New Englanders are going to invade the south and there are a few CRWdogs that are going, too. I'll probably drive down on the 21'st and jump the 22'nd & 23'rd. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I agree with Kelly. Where is the frisky/horny answer? I personally have an unfulfilled fantasy about having sex in the rain. I would prefer a warm, soft summer rain, but could go along with hard rain if the sex was hard too! Of course, fulfilling this fantasy would probably also fulfill the fantasy I have about having sex in a public place with the risk of being caught. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

There were only 3 times that I could consider life threatening: 1. My ex put a gun up to my head. I was so angry, I just told him to pull the trigger or get the damned thing away from me. I think I shocked the shit out of him with my lack of fear, and he backed down. 2. A wrap that turned into a subsequent cutaway at a VERY low altitude this past July in Perris, CA. But I was concentrating so hard, it never occurred to me to be scared. I now have a better appreciation of the words, "hard deck." 3. My handle being pushed into the BOC. I reached once and thought, "Oh shit." I reached for the second time, while mentally reviewing emergency procedures and making the decision which handle I was going to pull if I didn't get it on the third time. I reached the third time and I got it!!! WHEW!!" You can bet I'm constantly checking my handle on the plane, on exit and in the air now! I also make sure I always pull higher than 3000 in freefall. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

2 lbs. My short term goal was 10, so I am: 10/-2.5 Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

171 jumps 9 DZ's 1 Roamingdz boogie non dz Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Poor Baby! Having to sing to yourself...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY I hope you have a wonderful 23'rd birthday! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I don't care what they do, as a job doesn't necessarily make a person. As long as they AREworking, that's all that matters to me. I want someone who's smart, fun, witty and willing to fall head over heals in love with me! Think I'm asking for too much? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

As far as offices go, I guess I have it pretty good. *Lots of windows to watch the weather outside (bad if it's pretty and I can't jump). *I have my own computer here, so I can be on it anytime I want to. *My hamster, "Lightning," is here with me! *All of my skydiving gear is stored in a back office. I don't even have to go home if they say I can leave early to go jump! Yea! *I've decorated it with lots of skydiving crap. OK, so it's messy, but no one fusses at me (yet). *Bathrooms are on the other side of the building! Down side? *My boss. *The coworkers coming in, plopping down into a chair. Of course, they see me on the phone or on the computer, but they insist on trying to talk to me anyway. JEEZ!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Thank you! I was sort of proud of it myself. I think I'm the only one who managed to get any shots of it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I can't help you understand the chemistry thing. I can tell you that I can relate, though. Being in a male dominated CRW discipline and having to travel a lot, I've met a lot of different types of men. I'm sure if I tried, I could get "lucky" a lot. But if the chemistry isn't there, it just isn't happening. I can't make myself feel something that isn't there. If you ever find that chemistry with someone, it's a great feeling. It makes you want to sing from the rooftops and dance in the rain. There's nothing you wouldn't do for that person to make them happy. But a lot of times, people chemistry is the same as chemistry in the lab. Everything is going fine and then all of the sudden BOOM!!! and it all blows up in your face. When that happens, it's one of the most gut wrenching moments of your life, blindsiding you and making you ask youself, "What in the hell just happened?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Another one, huh? Did they land it too? Must've been one of those days. Sorry it was them, but glad it wasn't me. He did a really NICE job landing it, though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahhhh, very observant young man. I AM a CRWdog. But I couldn't find any victims to do CRW with. So, sadly, I was using a non-CRW canopy. I like your description of how we pack. It's not quite that simple, but pretty close. I love packing my Lightning. It's pretty silly, but rumor has it you can't pack any other canopy that way. Hmmm...what's the worst that can happen? After the bone-jarring openings I have on my Lightning, I just laugh at people who say they have a "hard-opening" on THEIR mains. Have you bounced before? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So...I'm out at my DZ yesterday, for the first time this year. We have to fill out new waivers every January. As I'm doing this, I hear someone yell, "Reserve ride...." Of course, we all dash out there to watch the carnage. I look up and see two canopies and think, "Well unless someone top docked the reserve (only a CRWdog would think of this, huh?), that person still has both canopies attached. I run off to get my new digital camera. I get back and snap a picture of him in the air. I then watch him make a spectacular stand up landing, complete with a left hand pattern and everything, and snap another picture (see attachments). So....I go up and do my own solo jump. I open around 8K, snap a few pictures from the air with the new camera, and tuck it back into my shirt at around 4K. I come in for landing, hold a bit too long to flare and end up sliding in on my knees. Damn...I take my rig in to let a packer pack it because it's a pain in the butt to pack and I have enough stress in my life right now. I'm sitting there eating a nice healthy lunch when all of the sudden, I hear this awful noise like something hitting something. I look up just in time to watch a guy, under canopy (sort of), hit the tarmac, bounce probably 10 feet off the ground, try to do something with the canopy to fly it, but then hit the tarmac again. He hit so hard the first time, it knocked one of his shoes off. NO SHIT!!! I don't know the extent of his injuries now, but I heard it was a minimum of a shattered ankle. If that's all, I'll be impressed. They say it wasn't anything he hit that made that noise, but him when he hit the tarmac. OUCHIE!!!! After that, I decided that 3 boo-boos in 3 hours were a warning sign and "Yup! It's definitely time to go home." I went to go play Texas Hold 'Em instead. I figured I couldn't get hurt doing that. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Don't we all? I recently bought a round of beer for a bunch of Texas Hold 'em players, because I actually placed 18'th and never won a hand. A definite first for just about anyone. I can do you one better here. I work almost right next to the Atlanta airport, which is one of the busiest in the nation. The damned planes fly over us on a regular basis, along with helicopter, etc. So not only do I have to watch and listen, I also have to suffer by smelling the jet fuel. Weather.com and skydivingweather.com for me. Couldn't tell you the last time I bought new shoes. If I didn't get tennis shoes for Christmas every year, I guess I'd just go barefooted all the time. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So you liked that, did you? How about these then? These are pics of a birthday present I made for my CRW coach a year ago. He had a bearded dragon for a pet, he flies a Dolphin container, and those are the colors of his canopy. Didn't take too long at all. I've been told that I could market those, but at the time, I thought it would take away from the specialness of the gift. Then of course, there's the clock I made this past Christmas for a friend. I used a picture of the person in a birdman suit, enlarged it, cut it into a circle and then added clock numers that I bought from Michaels. Unfortunately, I didn't have a camera handy when I had that one completed. Maybe they'll post the pics one day of it. Hmmm....I REALLY need to sell more cars, huh? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, my office is full of all this skydiving stuff. This is an example of my "too much creative energy." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

QuoteI've become a born-again virgin.... Noooo...Don't depress me here. You're supposed to be cheering me up and filling me with hope! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance