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Ohhhh....I understand now. It's just ME that you tease! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Don't forget we also learned that Turtle is a tease and doesn't give cuddlenaps as he promises. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I don't skydive for the "danger." I skydive because of who I have become since I started. I have mentally and physically gotten younger since my 1'st jump. I like me now. I get a great sense of self worth when I make a dock or stand a landing up. If I really sat down and thought about how dangerous it supposedly is, I would probably stop doing it. As it is, I'm a conservative jumper who is just now, after 3 years, just starting to do some more unusual stuff. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What am I proving? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Damn....THAT'S HOT!!! And you're not even my type. But you know that it is going to totally turn Turtle on. I'm not ready to please him. I still want to punish him for standing me up on my cuddlenap. Pain before pleasure, Turtleboy!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nah...he'd probably enjoy it too much! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Get well soon!! Here are some kisses for each of the 6 weeks you will be down. X X X X X X Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Turtle is a TEASE!!! He promised me a cuddlenap yesterday and I'm still sitting here waiting. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ohhhh.....I like that one!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh...oh....oh....this is excellent! Maybe the moderator will put a lock on my posting? I've never had any of my threads locked before! That would make my day PERFECT!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OUCH!!! A little bitter, are we? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Welcome to the wonderful world of CRW, Billy. I have discovered this same phenomena since I started doing CRW. Since I know exactly how close I can put one canopy next to another without causing a wrap, I have also found that I now know exactly how close I can get one bumper to another one, to switch lanes, without causing a wreck! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with ................................................................. "a recipe." What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick.. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Can the day get any better? The sun has come out and Turtle wants to whip me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahhhh...yet another delusional skydiver. Poor baby. I do believe they offer medication for that problem. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now Turtle, do you REALLY think you're man enough to wield that whip on me? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I love my CRW gear. I visit with it every morning before I start my day at work. I picked out the colors for my Lightning. It's an absolutely gorgeous royal blue/neon yellow. I then color coordinated everything to match. *My Dolphin is blue/yellow (pictures attached). *My hookknife pouch is blue with a neon yellow knife. *My altimeter pillow is blue with a neon yellow TOAD attached to the front. *My cutaway handle is neon yellow. *My risers are royal blue with neon yellow toggles, 2-1's and slider bumper stoppers. *My mesh slider is royal blue. *My pilot chute is neon yellow. *My kill cone is royal blue. *I have matching royal blue/neon yellow shoestrings, too! My gear and I have a mutual love relationship and unlike the skyboys, I know it will never break my heart! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

(eyelashes fluttering very innocently) YES? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Meet someone? Who needs that when I have a phone to reach out and touch someone? If you doubt my abilities with a phone, you need to check out my posting under "phone masturbation." I've been told that I am pretty good at what I do! And the full moon was absolutely awesome last night. Now that moment would have been good to have met someone. I could have fulfilled my fantasy about having sex outside. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]WOW!!! I haven't felt this good in a while! I'm in such a good mood!!! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.... It's beautiful weather. It's 53 right now. Going to be in the mid-60's this afternoon. I'm wearing a short sleeve, non-turtleneck sweater. Cloudy, but who gives a shit? I'm at work and I can't jump anyway. For the first time in a month, my phone is deliriously happy, because it actually ran out of battery power last night. I drove like a race car driver to work (OK, some of you might say it was like a maniac, but anyways...), with Papa Roach blasting away on a Ford Mach 460 sound system. No tickets!! I only have 4.0 lbs. to lose before Feb. 4. I CAN do this!!! Come on everyone...share your happy Wednesday moments! boinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinky Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear SUNNY... Happy Birthday to you!!!!! I know not to ask a woman her age, so I'm just going to say you're legal to jump at 18. So here's 18 beers for your beerthday. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What's your point? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

TEASE!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Once again, is this a threat, an offer or a promise? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG!!! That one is great! Think it'll work for both sexes? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance