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  1. boinky
    Total of 9 jumps for a 4 day weekend. Weather was iffy most of the weekend. 1-160 mph solo freefall 1-9-Way 1-10-Way 3-12-Ways 1-14-Way 2-16 Ways CRW Camp rocked! After not doing any CRW since last November, I ignored a cold and jumped anyway. I might be paying for it now, but the experience was worth every cough and sniffle I'm suffering now!!! I docked 9'th, fast and efficiently twice on the same 16 way. I'm so proud....sniff...sniff....sniff..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    If you read this thread all the way through, you'll probably get some idea why. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Oh, do you now? Anyone I know? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Now Jay....having problems keeping up with me? 1. I sell cars for a living. We have a service department attached to the dealership that repairs Ford/Mercury/Lincoln products. 2. There is a hearse currently in the service department that is being left overnight awaiting parts. 3. I was a Dominatrix for Halloween and still have my tools. It has been suggested that there are "tie down" spots in a hearse. 4. Currently looking for someone adventurous to break in the hearse and my playtoys at the same time. 5. If you haven't been a bad boy before, can I lure you to the dark side for a short while? 6. I'm conservative. I swear. It's just my mind and body that I don't have control of. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Ahhh....but the hearse will be all gone by then. Sorry..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Your secondary discipline of choice is CRW, huh? And you're into hearses/coffins. Ahhh....a match made in, well, not necessarily heaven but not hell. I'm only in GA, you know..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Hmmm...this could work. I DO still have all of my tools of the trade from my Dominatrix moments at Halloween. Maybe I could get Turtle to come over and let me try this stuff out on him. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Small dealership. I have to work with these people every day. Don't want to have sex with them, too. Besides, I want them to continue thinking I'm sweet and innocent . They'd never be able to look at me the same way again after THAT!!! Probably why I never showed them the pictures of me dressed as a dominatrix for Halloween! Definitely needs to be an outsider who won't narc to the management. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    No, no, no....we're not going to dump any bodies into any dumpsters. Freshly made coffin, no bodies have ever been in it.......yet. There was a situation here in Georgia a few years ago where a crematorium was found to have been taking money from familes for cremating their dead loved ones. But they took the money and then just dumped the bodies back in the woods, etc. Got found out. Really gruesome sight. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    So you're saying you've actually done this already, right? Once again I ask... ***How YOU doin'?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    ------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------ Who is the sex with? ------------------------------------------------------------ Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose. I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with. ---------------------------------------------------------- Is that an open offer? It's sort of a limited time offer. This offer expires when the hearse goes back into use. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Damn....can I go back and add that option? Have you really? WOW!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Your choice of sick, demented folks, I suppose. I am personally looking for my own adventurous soul to make a memory with. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Ummm....ahem....well...not exactly. We don't sell this sort of thing. Remember, we DO have a service department that works on various types of Ford/Mercury/Lincoln vehicles. Hmmm....and you know this HOW? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    What do you have video of? Have YOU had sex in/on/around a hearse or a coffin? Or are you offering to video any takers on this offer? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Other than knowing it's not anyone you know or are related to, would it matter? They'll never know and probably wouldn't mind if they did. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    You have access to an empty hearse with an empty coffin in it. You have all night to play with the options (no pun intended). Do you take advantage of the situation and create a unique memory or do you run away screaming that I've finally literally crossed over to the dark side? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Go back into your shell, Turtle. I was talking to HappyThoughts. What, you want me to commit bigamy as well? But where is the sex? Although phone masturbation is fun, it becomes rather empty and lonely after a while. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Now this idea might work. We don't have to live together or put up with one another. I can be the new "me" and you can be the changed "you." So where do you want your pics sent? LOL Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Ummm....no! Isn't that sort of what an open marriage is all about? You have permanence, but you still shop around. DON'T DO IT!!!! Run fast and far away if it's ever even brought up. The results are NOT, and I repeat, NOT happy. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Oooh, oooh, oooh, where do I sign up for this program? Damn, I've GOT to get to Sprint and get text messaging. I'm missing all the fun. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    I have been through 3 marriages, one of them with an "open marriage" agreement. While many of you feel that this would be the perfect arrangement, "open" usually ends up meaning open for only one of the two in the relationship. Someone usually gets dumped for one of the "open relationships." If I found someone who could love and want just me, I would never even consider having sex with another man for the rest of my life. But is there really such a person? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Ya' know...I'm sort of pissed!!! I have lost 12 lbs. since December 30, 2004. I worked hard and almost starved myself to make "wing loading" at CRW camp this last weekend! And do you know what? THEY NEVER EVEN FREAKIN' WEIGHED US IN!!!! But, it's a new day and I'm over it now (thanks for letting me vent here). Soooo....with that off my chest (think it helped me lose any more weight? ), it's time for new goals. My new goal: I need 12 more lbs. to make what I call an ideal weight/wing loading for CRW. The women's CRW record is scheduled to start on April 20-May 7. After I get over being sore from the weekend, I'm going to start back to the gym, too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    No, no, no, Turtle. YOU'RE not supposed to answer this question. YOU'RE supposed to be working, not post whoring, remember?!!! Besides, I'm serious. I want to know how a thread becomes flaming or "hot." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Quoteyou're flaming! How do you accomplish this? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance