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  1. Sad, so sad....If we get you drunk enough, you won't remember. If there's no video...it never happened, right? So the work life and family will never have to know. Why aren't you in bed at this hour, little boy? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. DAMN!!! OK...you win! But can I be the one who whips you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. Leave it to me Jakie. I'm a pro at the dom stuff. I still have all my "tools of the trade" from Halloween....whips, crops, handcuffs, ankle restraints, ball gags, handcuffs...(get the idea?). Perhaps I should volunteer to dress back up and whip all you slaves into shape? I've heard that the memory of the outfit is still imprinted in many a man's wet dreams... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. I'm not positive, but I think this is where Bolas sneaks in yet ANOTHER opportunity to run around in his thong with a ball gag in his mouth and lets hot chicks lead him around with handcuffs, collar and a leash!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. Hmmm....toss up, I had 2, but finally picked the more upbeat one. "For Once In My Life" by Stevie Wonder Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Hold up, Kel. Unless there's video, it never happened, right? Put up or shut up Mr. 1%! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    We are not rating their performance. We are appreciating the effort put forth. If they can swallow their self-consciousness to do it, I respect them more, (especially in the morning). Besides, it's not like women are that much more talented, ya' know. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. boinky

    Strip Tease

    Does it come with the extra women, too? My lover might like the added bonuses! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    I'm so sorry. This was not my intentions at all. Would you like me to contact your lover and explain it to them better? You should definitely try it! Trust me when I say that once you get over your shyness and inhibitions, it is quite fun. The rewards are even greater! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. boinky

    Strip Tease

    What do you think prompted this poll? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. boinky

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    OK....You get extra brownie points for this answer!!! Where can I get me one of those for myself? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. boinky

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    Have you ever performed a one-on-one strip tease show for you lover? Has anyone ever performed one for you? It does not have to be your current lover, as we're not naming names here anyway. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  13. You can do ME! Oh wait...we're talking about repack reminders here, right? Oh well....sigh....you can do that for me too. Barring any CRW cutaways, my last reserve repack was on 12/06/04. Thanks sweetie!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. No, I guess it's not after all. I got a PM from someone telling me not to do it. Where is their sense of humor anyway? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. Yes, it is, isn't it? Perhaps I should go over there and spice things up? I can start a sex thread, and see if I finally get a locked thread. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. Hmmm...Do I need this? If so...why? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. Oooohhhh....I like some of these. Some of them are just crude, rude and socially unacceptable, though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. OK....Good Point! I stand corrected. The LINE was definitely unique/witty. I would have thought it was cute, no matter who said it. Whether I would have taken them UP on the offer would depend on the person saying it. Truth has been told. Better? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. I guess it would depend on the guy/girl using it. If they were undesirable in some way, it might not be such a good line then. But in this case, it was definitely quite unique/witty. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. Have you ever heard the phrase that goes, "I'd do him?" 'Nuff said. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. I'M IN! BOINKY is now bouncing happily around the school yard again, singing to the top of her voice! IT LOVES ME AGAIN! IT LOVES ME AGAIN! IT LOVES ME AGAIN! IT LOVES ME AGAIN! I completely shut down, turned off and restarted the evil computer and now life in the CRW Forum is good for me again! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. Once again, Boinky is bawling her eyes out from not being loved any more. sniff....sniff....sniff....sniff....sniff..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! sniff...sniff....sniff....sniff.... Perhaps they are trying to tell me that I suck at CRW, too? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. I stopped at a convenience store this morning to get a Diet Coke with Lime. Being rather thirsty, I go ahead and open it and take a swallow. I get to the counter, set it down and attempt to replace the lid, so that the clerk can ring it up. I fumble around, the lid falls on the counter and I almost spilled the drink. I look up at the clerk, apologize and tell him that I am really trying to help him out. I swear to God, he smiles at me and says, "That's OK. If you need any help drinking it, I'll be happy to help you out!" OMG...I almost fell on the floor out of shock. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. sniff....sniff....sniff....sniff....sniff..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! NO FAIR! But I wanna' play in there, too! sniff...sniff....sniff....sniff.... Instead of her usual bouncing, Boinky is now going to shuffle/drag her feet over to the side of the school yard and cry some more.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  25. Oooh, oooh, oooh! I was recently compared to one of these by a friend of mine! But he said he was a Beagle. How many Beagle's does it take? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance