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Alright, it's Wednesday....HUMP Day! Of course, thinking about the word "hump" just naturally makes me think of sex. Everybody submit your sex jokes that have something to do with food! I'll start: Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? Hold on.....You're gonna love it... It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

If you're unhappy, you might want to consider it yourself. He was making my life hell because I ws happy and he couldn't be. He did me a favor. I need to be loved and appreciated for who I am...not who they want me to be. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm not sure that I have had the pleasure of meeting you, but after reading these postings and your profile, I believe you could have set yourself up for failure. I mean, your e-mail address has "Patron" in it, and your your homepage has "tequila" in it` for God's sake!!! Plus, you have numerous boogies coming up. The Dublin boogie is in mid-March. Easter is the last weekend of March. There is a CRW camp in Statesboro that I heard you might be attending that same weekend. At least we CRWdogs go to bed earlier than the rest, due to the early round up hours that we have. I support you...but you're going to REALLY have to be strong! GOOD LUCK! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm not seeing a real problem here. Only if I were peeing, though. I might not announce it, and try to be as tactful about it as possible, but sometimes there is a situation where you can't hang up and you HAVE to go. I guess maybe I'm the weird one, but we announce to our friends in bars, parties, etc. that we have to go "potty." Hell, friends even go WITH friends to go potty. So where is the difference? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You have cooties? Can I have some? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I was married before I started skydiving. I weighed over 200 lbs. and was a terribly unhappy person. Bitchy, nagging with no direction. I took my first jump in 10/2001. I loved it! My enthusiasm for the sport helped me lose almost 70 lbs. and gain a whole new positive mental attitude. Unfortunately, my spouse didn't follow my lead. While I continued to get younger acting and happier with life, he got lazier and more unhappy with everything I did. The more "into" skydiving and doing things with my life I became, the more distant he became. After threatening divorce 3 times, I finally accepted the inevitable. He's not necessarily a bad person, nor am I for changing. I just changed for what I like to think is better. He went the opposite way, or perhaps never changed at all. Sometimes I swear I'll never get married again, as I've done it 3 times now. But, I'm not a really bitter person. I love easily and like to think I am easy to love. If the right person came along who shared similar interests as I do, preferably a fellow skydiver who understands my passion for the sport, I would undoubtedly consider doing it again. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Can't have the alcohol either. Too many calories/carbs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I don't necessarily have my own "deep in love with" personal Valentine at this moment, but I have my eye on a special someone who might be willing to have some kinky sex with me in the future. But I DO have tons of good friends with warm wishes. I can't have the chocolate. DZweightwatchers, ya' know. Is there any OTHER substitute for sex? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU TOO! No gain, no loss. I'm now suffering through a cold/cough, so perhaps I won't feel like eating for say....a week! Think of what I could lose! J/K, ya'll. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG! You two (three) really ARE bringing out the heavy artillery now! If I had a man try as hard to woo me as you two in your attempt to get me to go to CRW camp with you, well....I'd be a very satisfied woman, instead of sexually frustrated and posting on the web. Thank you SOOOO much!!! High spirited and friendly? Don't you mean sick, twisted, horny and demented? Now, if you can just find me a Valentine.... You guys are the best! I love you too!!! Nina aka Boinky Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

When I hit the lottery, I'm going to quit my job, buy myself a travel trailer and drive all over the USA and hit every single DZ there is!!! Of course, I've heard that you have to play to win, though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I gained 1. Damned pizza!!! On a brighter note, I won't have to worry about any weight gain for NEXT Friday because I won't be getting any fattening stuff for Valentine's Day! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Talk's cheap when you're halfway across the world, ya' know. Only "time" will tell, I suppose. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm....do you think you can keep "up" with me? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

EEEWWWIIEEEE!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey Mikey....I've got something for you that would improve your flexibility....and it would probably take about 20 minutes also...but be a HELL of a lot more fun than Pilates. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

A lady named Myrtle walks into a Cadillac dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely car?" Still smling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And you really think you could get away with this? Me AND my gear? Clothing is optional.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My gear is already here at work. I don't let it too far from my sight. Clothes, on the other hand...are another story. But I can't go....sigh.....I won't have a job when I get back if I leave. Although I hate it here, it's the only place I know that I can get the time off I need to do my World Record in April. sitting down and shutting up now..... Thanks for making me feel like poo-poo guys! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

The hearse left. I work in Hapeville. We have a 2003 Durango. V-8, though. Gas would be expensive. I don't care what condition you return me in. Hell, I'm not even sure I care whether you return me or not. I'll get drunk, nekkid (not jumping, mind you) and party my ass off. I've not got to do much of this, as CRWdogs have to be at roundup around 7:00 a.m. You two quit teasing me. Have you been taking "tease" lessons from mnealtx? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What size Lightning would you need? I'm currently looking for a 160 for Bolas. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well, this idea has merit, indeed. But how do we get all of my skydiving gear out the door too? Not to mention I'd only have the clothes on my back. You gonna' pay for my room, board, jumps and extra curricular activities? If I don't have to work and I don't have to be up early to do CRW, I expect to be plied with alcohol and have some wild, crazy stories told about me later. Turtle....we are not going to gang tackle you. It would be too easy. You'd throw yourself on the ground in surrender. What fun is there in that? I want to be the master and wrestle your cute butt to the ground. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG....I would so love to go!!! But I've not sold a car all month. No dinero. Sigh...just my luck...a day late and a dollar short. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Bolas is my first daddy....and YOU are my other daddy! Do I get a cookie now for answering correctly? Get yourself a Lightning, tell me when, and I will come up there and wrap you all nice and tight, daddy. I love my daddies. I love my daddies. I love my daddies. I love my daddies. Bolas tells me that gay incest is best. Is this true? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, yeah...rub it in. But the depreciation and resale on a Hyundai SUCKS!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance