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Now THAT sounds like a plan. I'll tell you what. I have a Greyhound depot 1 block from where I work. You all pile into the bus, swing through NC and kidnap Bolas for me, and I'll pick you all up in a van from my dealership. Then we'll all head to Kelel's house. Oh, and I have all the tools for whatever. Whips, collars, leashes, handcuffs, ball gags, ankle restraints, stilletto heels, floggers, crops. Leftovers from the Halloween bash, you know. Hmmmm...maybe someone needs to pick up some candles on the way down? . Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I LOVE pepperoni and pineapple! I just had that for lunch. Pan crust, of course. I want to have broccoli added, but there are a lot of closed minded pizza chains in my area. You know, now that I think about it, Pizza Hut did a Buffalo Chicken pizza that was fantastic. Gave you ranch dipping sauce on the side. The bad thing with pizza and CRW is wing loading. Gotta' maintain a certain wing loading or go up a size and wear weights (yucky!). I can't seem to get the wing loading down low enough not to have to worry about eating as much pizza as I want to. Hmmm...perhaps I should change disciplines? pizza....CRW....pizza....CRW....pizza....CRW...pizza....CRW Nina . Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh now....Don't knock it 'til you try it. If you check the Halloween photos, I think my victims were more than willing and most definitely smiling! Haven't you ever heard the phrase that goes, "It hurts so good!" No guts....no glory, darlin'. . Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm.....now I don't kiss and tell, but I know for a fact that the fastest speed on that jump was only 194. Nina . Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OK. This is a little long and you're going to need props. Go find 5 copper pennies and then come back.....Got them? Good! Let us begin now. Lay one penny on the table and ask your audience: "Do you smell anything?" They are going to say "No." You then say, "That's a (s)cent." Lay the second penny down and ask: "Do you see any fruit?" They are going to say "No." You then say, "That's a pear (pair)." Lay the third penny down and ask: "Do you see any snakes?" They are going to say "No." You then say, "Three Copperheads." Lay the fourth penny down and ask: "Do you see any automobiles?" They are going to say "No." You then say, "Four Lincolns." Lay the fifth and final penny down and ask: "Do you see any pussy?" They are going to giggle, but eventually say "No." You pause for a moment for quiet and then you say, "No....and you won't for five cents!" . Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG!!! I am SO going to remember this the next time we are at the DZ at the same time. You've been forewarned! Beware women bearing down on you with their tongue hanging out. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLUE] WOW!!! You mean there's a world outside of skydiving? [/BLUE] I know for a fact that skydivers are some of the worst offenders about not being able to keep secrets. Never tell them anything you don't want to come back and bite you on the butt when you least expect it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm happy to see that honesty seems to be the best policy in this group. After having discussions about "safety words" and seeing the costumes for Halloween, I'm thrilled to see that we're not all going straight to hell (can I say that?). Do you really think I'd post a question with a secret I didn't want told? Come on now...I was born at night, but not last night. How long would THAT secret stay a secret? Unfortunately, I am too honest for my own good. I believe in telling the truth up front and giving people the opportunity to make their own educated decisions, based on all of the facts. If they chose to go away, at least I still have my pride and somewhat dysfunctional standards intact. Getting attached to someone under false pretenses can hurt the liar just as much as the other party. Sometimes even more so, as you obviously have some affection for them, or you wouldn't be stressing out over it in the first place. OK...enough of morality and goodness. How about those "safe words?" Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So, you have a secret and it could affect your relationship with your potential romantic target. You really like them and know that if you tell the secret up front, they could shut you down before you even get started. Or, you could wait until they find out and beg forgiveness. That way, perhaps they have grown attached to you and don't want to lose you. Plus, at least you may have made it to first base (or whatever) , but have probably ruined any future with them. Or, you keep them away from any chance that they'll ever find out and keep them (and I coin a phrase) "Fat, Dumb and Happy!" What would you choose and why? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now Don, you wouldn't respect me if I spanked and told, now would you? Perhaps my slave might tell you.... Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

After attending the Freeflite Festival at Skydive Atlanta last weekend, and observing how most of us dressed and acted there, I think we should all travel around working at strip joints at night and jumping by day! The money would definitely be better than if we worked at McDonald's and Jack-in-the-Box! Since a lot of people consider skydivers drunkards without morals and faith, we might as well profit from their opinions. They'll probably be our first clients every night. I personally enjoyed my little visit into the dark side of "dominatrix world." I wonder if my slaves did too? Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah...So? What's your point? Sniff...sniff...sniff...Don't sniff now, all you wonderfully southern pervs, but I think I smell some jealousy from up north. Could it be that Remster is jealous of Bolas in that he himself was too far away to come and enjoy the fun and perverseness? Hey Remster, we'll save a spanking for you next time! Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And what makes you think it was only a costume? As I recall, Bolas was having a VERY good time and looking very pleased with himself as he was being led around in handcuffs, on that leash with the ball gag in his mouth. I also didn't see him objecting to the spankings...did you? Perhaps there's more to this Rodriguez brother than meets the eye? And I would have had to be insane to turn down the opportunity of having a willing slave. In fact, I had two willing slaves during the course of the night, if you check out the pix on Tim's posting. Hey, I'm a CRWDOG. I'm already on the dark side! he-he-he Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You know he was my slave and even I'M scared by those pictures. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Clicky won't work. Never mind...Bolas made it all better. Thanks man. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm....some of the Halloween party pictures are posted on: www.skydiveatlantapix.com but Bolas, you seem to be suspiciously missing from all of them. What's up with that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Darn....only 175 CRW jumps? I need to go and update that thing. I must argue against your assumption that I am more depraved than this group. I have learned more in the last 12 hours from you all about sexual deprivations, than I have in many years. I was born to be a CRWDOG. I am starting to believe being a "Dominatrix" must be an education all in its own. One has nothing to do with another, unfortunately. I think I can only handle one dark side at a time. But perhaps I should considering finding someone who'd be interested in swapping tricks of the trade? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OK. Someone want to broaden my horizons and give descriptions of all of those words? Oopsie....think they allow that on this web site? I think this is very rapidly becoming a candidate for a porn site. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

There goes that "mainstream" word again. I guess my stream must be a tributary. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm in agreement with Don. Work with me people. All these new words. Safety Word, Safe Word, Bottom, Top, BDSM.... Does it all end there? And the truly scary part for me is when someone actually said "we" when he was describing the safety word. Anything you might like to share with the group dear? Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Since I'm not sure of the meaning of either, why don't you educate me? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Perhaps not all of us have had the opportunity to run in the same mainstream as you. So tell us.... What is YOUR safety word? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

CRWDOGS UNITE! It's once again time to wish our favorite CRW moderator a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Don't worry....we'll have a or two in her honor while she's in Spain. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

AWWWWW Sniff, sniff, sniff...now look what you've done. I think I'm going to cry. Darlin', I gladly did for you what people have done, and are still doing to help me. While I picked up on packing a Lightning rapidly (Probably because I wanted to do CRW more than life itself), I was the student from hell when it came to Pro-packing my 9-cell main. Shoot, sometimes I STILL have problems with it. You'll get this packing thing one day, and then you'll be thinking to yourself, "Man, I can't believe I had all of those problems." And then you'll be teaching someone else, too! Remember, "TAILPOCKETS RULE!!!!" Nina P.S. Buy Tic Tacs...they're cheaper! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I didn't actually keep it from everyone. I shared it with the two who were on the jump with me. If you are going to pie me, you have to pie them too, as they were guilty of omission. You are all so welcome. Thank you for inviting me. I had the greatest time. Call on me anytime you need me and I'll be there. Nina Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance