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In my experience, I have found these things to make quite a bit of noise, too: Corduroy pants Boots or high heels Jogging pants made of parachute type material Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

QuoteIn my experience, the ability to provide a nice house and having some cash to spend seem to be a "must have" for a lot of women, but they hardly ever admit it. That's almost never a factor when a guy looks at a woman. Maybe I should look for a sugar mama, because I always end up with the "cool" chicks with no money. Unfortunately, my post made me look like a very materialistic person, especially if provided by someone else. It was not meant to sound that way at all, nor am I actually that way in real life. I have had several marriage situations where I walked out without anything but the things I came with or provided for myself while in the marriage. I don't want anything that I don't deserve. I'd rather get them myself. I guess what I was trying to say was "stability" and some "maturity." Of course, I'm not above lending a helping hand with their home improvements! I still think this is somewhat sound advice for the young lady who asked. You don't have to have money to own a house nowadays. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've always thought that picking up a guy in a home improvement store is the way to go. I mean, they obviously have a home already, money to spend on it and some talent with their hands . Make sure you find one devoted enough to you that they will learn to skydive with you. I agree that you don't want a whuffo would doesn't understand our undying need to jump. It will only make for an awful jealousy issue down the road. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Um, er, well...most of my newfound creativity has had absolutely NOTHING to do with a helmet! The sad part about the new ME is that while my new family loves me, my old family doesn't like me any more. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Speechless! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Thank you. I think. While I feel I might be the target of some sarcasm here, I choose to ignore it. I enjoyed myself immensely that night, and I don't remember any complaints about my excess chemistry from my slaves. I've recently found a creativity in me that I didn't realize I had. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Unfortunately not. My parents were pretty straight-laced. OMG, my mother was such a bitch and I was growing up to be worse than her (if that's possible). I took my first jump in 2001. Now my folks look me and wonder, "Who are you and where is our real daughter?" *I skydive....lots! (I specialize in CRW). *I drive fast (in fact, I got a speeding ticket taking my 16 year old to go and get her driver's license). *I wanna' drive a race car (I recently got to do virtual reality racing). *I have an awesome 30 year old playtoy (I'm 44). *I listen to alternative music (loud). *I play Texas Hold 'em nightly in tournaments (I make the top 150 every 3 weeks). *I've even given serious thought to having my tongue pierced (or some other place). My daughter told me I was a rebel. That, to me, is the greatest compliment she could ever pay me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I VERY happily know for a fact that with enough creativity, patience and persistence, a person can help another person overcome these three things. You've just got to want it/them bad enough. Once you've overcome the first three roadblocks, these are childplay. Just go back and resort to your first tactics. If the chemistry is right, is there any distance that is too far? Where there's a will....there's a way. TRUST ME! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Maybe....maybe not. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. You've heard about all those new government privacy laws right? Big brother is always watching..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now I'm not questioning that you know how long you were a virgin, but I have it from a very reliable source that you were actually one for 30 years, 4 months and 4 days. That would mean that it's not even been 1 1/2 months since you were stripped of your virginity. Any Regrets? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Shhhh....nah, my "playtoy" is legal. Just brings out the horny teenager in me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You really think my name has sexual potency? WOW! I'm pretty particular about who I "boink," though. I guess you could use a name like "studmuffin," "hardon," or "sircumsalot." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

93.5 hours ago. But got it Thursday night, Friday morning, afternoon & night. Saturday morning. Sunday morning & night. Damn, I feel like a teenager again. Life is GOOD!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You know, this problem seems to be running rampant in the dz.commer membership. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

From personal experience, I recommend selling that Wings certificate to someone and buying a Dolphin instead! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good one Billy. I know how she feels.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I want a new laptop, since my cats creamed my other one last Saturday. I miss playing my e-mail Scrabble in the mornings before I shower (of course, I'd settle for wild sex in the shower). I want my very own car. Convertible. Sleek, sexy and VERY fast, preferably. Since I know it won't happen, I'll just dream big and wish for a Ferrari Enzo (are they big enough to have wild sex in?). A motorcyle (and someone to drive me around and have wild sex with afterwards). I want to loose 15 pounds to get my wing loading REALLY low for CRW, but I don't want to work at it (unless it's by having wild sex). Since I figure I won't get those things and I live in the real world, I'd like: A new pair of tennis shoes Diet soft drinks Orville Redenbacher Movie Theater Butter Popcorn Bags of M&M's (plain) Hershey Kisses Wild Sex If I forfeit the rest of the list, can I still have the wild sex? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You know, I can't believe that no one (REMSTER) has mentioned their cache' of sex toys. I'm so disappointed. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

DAMN!!! What kind of car is it, anyway? Must be true love..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm concerned....You have your car inside your home? LOL Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahhhh....it's wonderful to be back on the computer again this morning. :D I am currently typing this reply on the crashed laptop, with a different monitor attached, just testing the system. Unfortunately, I've been told that the laptop is a "total," sort of like a wrecked car. It would undoubtedly cost more to replace the screen than it would to just buy a whole new laptop. Sigh... I thought about some of the responses from this weekend. While I have taken hundreds and hundreds of photos throughout my life, they are not in one place in my home and some are probably not even findable if I searched for a long time. It's funny...I thought they were so important when I took them. But life changes a person and what you thought was important once, isn't necessarily important any more. I sort of agree with the person who said we still have the memories in our minds... I'd probably miss most of the stuff in my home, like a fallen friend or family member, but I'd move on. Keep the memories and replace the stuff. OK...I'm through with the stroll down depression lane....let's PARTY!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

While I appreciate the truth and creativity in this statement, the rules say you can only take one thing. Since I ventured into the dom/slave world for Halloween this year, perhaps I could be persuaded to bend the rules for you. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

TOO MUCH INFORMATION Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

EWWWWWIE I thought about asking something to that effect, but I decided it might be TMI. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope. Can't use this. All of the living/breathing creatures have already been saved. This is just for one single inanimate object that can't save itself. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance