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  1. Nope...can't say that I have. Is that an offer? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. Oh WOW! You are AWESOME!!! That is a great story. It's rare to find a man who actually listens to what his lover wants. I commend you! Some might think that $40 was pricey, but sometimes there's more to life than money. It's all about the memories we help create..... Once again....my hat is off to you. Well, I don't wear a hat...how about if I take my shirt off to you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. DAMN!!! Of course, you're WAY too far away to take advantage of the situation. Just my shitty luck, too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. Come on Kel....surely you have something in the memory file? It doesn't have to be recent.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. WHO? ME? It must have been the hearse discussion from yesterday. Or perhaps the fact that it is raining here... and one of my fantasies is to have sex in the rain? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  6. Is that right? Or perhaps you just don't have any stories and are just hiding behind that reason? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  7. It's raining here, I'm bored and I'm not one of the lucky ones who are headed to Marco Island. Fuckers!!!!! Let's talk about sex instead....my favorite subject nowadays. Come on. Entertain me. The more graphic, the more entertaining.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. Yesterday we were discussing the option of having sex in a hearse/empty coffin. Go vote and share your opinions. Rumor has it that I am a sick biotch. But I'm good company..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. On their calendar, I am a Rat. So when does MY year start? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. Only 75-80, huh? Still, a man after my own heart. If they'd nailed you, though, the ticket would have been a minimum of double of the normal cost, because of the "work zone." Did I tell you that I found out on my way to CRW camp this past weekend, that the 2004 Mustang (6 cylinder that the speedometer goes to 120 on), will get up to 117? I probably could have eeked those last 3 mph out, but I'll save that for another day. Shit, in November, I was driving a 2004 Ponticac Grand Prix WideTrac to CRW camp, that the speedometer went to 140, but it's just a tease. I could only get the car to max out at 110 and then it tried to shut down on me. Fucker!!!! I called Bolas, raising hell that Pontiac was using false advertising with that speedometer. I could just picture him sitting in front of his computer, laughing at me (not with me)..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. Interesting thoughts Billy. When it comes to dying though, I'm not going peacefully. I'm going kicking, screaming and in a blaze of young glory. I personally think the spontaneity of this is what makes it so appealing. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. Unfortunately, I can't come. I have to work and then go to a poker tournament . Can somebody help me out and give out some liplocks for me, though? Firstly to Bob, for helping me with a special matter. Love ya' Bob!!! Then, alphabetically: Bolas Freefaller Thanatos340 Turtle Have fun everyone and do some jumps for me!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  13. Silly man. Of course you want to find a volunteer. I am all about solo phone masturbation, but you definitely need to share the coffin experience. I just meant that there have not been any bodies previously residing in the coffin. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. I'm equally addicted to free poker. Mine comes in the source of the Nationwide Poker Tour otherwise known aspokerplayersinc.com I can play here for free in Georgia and if I do well enough, I get invited to special tournaments. If I win at those, I could get a "buy in" at a real tournament in Las Vegas. Texas Hold 'Em Rocks!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. Yes. And your point would be? It seems that I am in good company, since 75 out of 109 people who have voted, also said they would have sex in/around/on a hearse or empty coffin. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. And this would be new why? 1. I do CRW. It is considered the dark side of skydiving. 2. I post on The Bonfire. It is considered the dark side of dz.com. 3. I am now considering sex in a hearse. This would be considered a dark side of sex. Got it? Good.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. boinky

    High/Low

    I guess I'm way behind the game here... LOW-Realizing I was in love with someone right when I lost them. (damn, did that hurt). HIGH-Realizing that I can still be friends with that someone and there are no hurt feelings anymore. Lovers are a dime a dozen, but good friends that you REALLY enjoy talking to are a rare treasure indeed. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. Last Thursday, I actually had a friend agree that I am happy 90% of the time. I can find joy in some of the simplest things. Of course, he then said something about amusing me with pretty shiny things. After sorting through my memory, the only shiny thing he's ever given me was a photo of himself. Yup, it amused me, too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. Hey, what a coincidence.....I have the hearse/mobile brothel. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. What a great idea, PM husband. So you still haven't told me where to send the pics of the kids. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. Hey....watch yourself now. Dem's fightin' words!!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. Still.....if you ever need a friend.... The truth train has already been to see me. I've had about all of it I can stand, too. If it comes again, I'm going to get a bomb and derail the bitch!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. No, no....ass biting is GOOD! It's just that I forget that some people still believe I am sweet and innocent and naive. Then they read the shit I post here....and damn...there goes my good girl reputation. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. Most definitely! I can only blame myself for the problem though. Reality was trying to worm itself into my "sugar-coated world," but I refused to see anything except through rose colored glasses. I wanted that dream so badly that I only saw and heard what I chose to see and hear. In my perfect world, I thought that all parties felt the same, even though I now realize that might not have been the case. And then, one day, reality finally forced itself through my fantasy walls and WHACK! it slapped me right upside my heart. It's hard to believe that someone my age could have been so naive. There are still days that I ask myself, "Damn, what just happened?" And I wonder if there is anything I can do to get that dream back. We're here for you, man.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  25. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. NOTE TO SELF: I've GOT to remember that others read these postings and they sometimes come back to bite me in the ass. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance