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shhh.....Don't let Slappie hear you say that....shhh... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good job!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So I wonder where Slappie is? Normally he would have "fluffed" us off by now!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

EWWW...EWWW...EWWW...EWWW...EWWW... Billy, honey....you're scaring us now. Step away from the keyboard and no one gets hurt!!! And STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BABY MONKEY!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO[/B] OMG....for the 2'nd time today, you all have made me laugh 'til I cried. STOP IT! STOP IT, I SAY!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

EWWWW...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

AWWWW...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

BTW....special thanks to Mike for all the geekette training he is giving me!

Sometimes the world seems like such a shitty place and then you see something like this that just makes you go: [B][RED]AWWWWW, AIN'T IT CUTE? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Unless you're destitute...I'll bet I[/U][/B] don't!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

For those of you who have more money than brains: HOLY PAN Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ummm....and your point would be? Have I enlightened/entertained you, though? And just think....the day is still young. So many postings...so much more time to go... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

*At the end of the Beatles' song "A Day in the Life", an ultrasonic whistle, audible only to dogs, was recorded by Paul McCartney for his Shetland sheepdog. *Felix the Cat is the first cartoon character to ever have been made into a balloon for a parade. *The name of the dog from "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" is Max. *Known as the most successful animal actor ever was in fact 6 female impersonators. Lassie, a she-dog, was actually always a he. The character was created by Eric Knight in 1938 for a Saturday Evening Post short story. *Smokey is the only celebrity in America with his own ZIP code- 20252. He's also the only bear in the world with his own secretarial staff. The US government employs 3 full-time secretaries to answer his mail. Named after "Smokey Joe" Martin, Assistant Fire Chief in New York City between 1919 and 1930. *Morris was orignally named "Lucky" by his owner- because he was discovered at an animal shelter in Hinsdale, IL about 20 minutes before he was going to be "put to sleep." He was the first animal star ever featured on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!![/B] Edited to add: OMG! I'm still wiping the tears away from laughing at this. Thanks...I really needed that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Not me...I have several different "names" to match my many different personalities! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, 'cause I'm not planning on getting into the ocean! While you are undoubtedly right, the movie "Jaws" and every sequel to it scared the living hell out of me. True or not...perception is unfortunately reality. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Wait! Frenchy! You [B]DO believe in soul mates? Wow! I think I feel the earth shaking now.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]WOW! I LIKE THAT!!![/B] Now if I can just remember how to spell it the next time I need to look something up, Ask.com will probably just be a memory. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

*In a year, a shark goes through more than 20,000 teeth. (Probably because they've left them in people) *Sharks have no bones in their bodies- only cartilage. (People pierce THEIR cartilage, so why couldn't they pierce the little bastard in "Jaws?" ) *The Great White has no natural enemies and it never gets sick. (Probably because of all those vitamin-taking yuppies that they bite/eat) *Shark skin is covered with small teeth-like denticles which can tear human skin on contact. It was once used as sand-paper by coastal wood-workers. (Uh huh...and you wonder why I'm not getting into the ocean!) *A plankton-eating Whale shark caught off Pakistan measured over 41 ft and weighed over 33,000 pounds. (Sushi's up!) *An attacking shark can sometimes be confused and diverted by a hard blow to the nose, or a poke into the eye or nostrils. (Oh yeah, and if you miss, you'll be one more vitamin-taking yuppie that keeps it from ever being sick) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. XEROX and WURLITZER (They're going to make reproductive organs) 2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild) 3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS, and KEEBLER (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker) 4. W.R. GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS (The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace) 5. 3M and GOODYEAR (MMM Good) 6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE (Deere Abi) 7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL (Honey, I'm Home) 8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE, and METAL MINING (Mine All Mine) 9. 3M, JC PENNEY, and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY (3 Penney Opera) 10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS (Poupon Pants) 11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN (The new company will be called Knott Now) 12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO, and DAKOTA MINING (The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da) 13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO (Net n' Yahoo) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Color me SILLY, but if your ex wife is the answer, why is she your "X?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I can remember the exact date since last time. Oh, I can quote to you the exact date it'll be again, too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[RED]DAMN!!![/RED] And who says skydivers are just adrenaline junkies with no brains? Normally in this forum, we tend to joke and play and poke fun. I am so impressed by your answer. I asked a serious question and you gave me some amazing insight. When you find your soul mate, I encourage you to use this same sort of wisdom and deep thinking in the relationship. It will undoubtedly help make it last. Thank you so much. You've given me a lot to think about. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Welcome Frenchy. But you, young lady...stalkers must report to a different thread!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance