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    Soul Mate?

    [B]WOW!! How [B] YOU doin'? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. Nice description. But not all men are happy souls. Some just like to wallow in misery and pity. Me on the other hand? I've been described as 90% happy! And [B]I LIKE IT!!! There are worse things in life to be described as. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Soul Mate?

    But let's say you've "met" someone through some other device than bodily. But you never meet in person. Do you think they could still be your soul mate? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Soul Mate?

    You sure you're not just talking about lust here? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. boinky

    Soul Mate?

    Very nicely put!
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    Soul Mate?

    Why? What if you had contact by phone or the internet or snail mail. It's still contact. It's just not touching or sex. So you don't think you can be a soul mates and not touch or have sex? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Soul Mate?

    Oh, that is SO COLD Frenchy! I've been married 3 times, but don't feel that there's not SOMEONE out there who was "meant" for me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Soul Mate?

    What is your definition of a "Soul Mate?" What if you never physically met this person....can they still be your "Soul Mate?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. WOW! What an absolutely BEAUTIFUL[/B] bike! Congrats!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. [B]EXCELLENT!!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. How YOU doin'? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. I have no stalker, but am currently stalking someone. They seem to like it, too! No wait, if they know...then it's not considered stalking then, right? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Funny Signs

    Oh Chris.... That was AWFUL!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. Hey, I LOVE Star Trek. I have it from a good source that I am somewhat weird. I'm pretty sure I could probably qualify as a dork at times. And I am being taught how to be a computer "geekette." Do I qualify for you to "talk" to me? If we get to come to your DZ in June, you'll have to try some out on me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. I wanna' learn Italian. Chris "talks" Italian to me sometimes. Sigh.... Mike can speak some German. He "talks" to me in that sometimes. Sigh.... I just LOVE men who can speak to me in foreign languages. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. I hate you all!!!! 3 1/2 months. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. Right now, I use honey, hon, darlin', babe. I've probably used sweetheart or variations of it a time or two. Now whether or not he would allow or encourage other names is still up in the air. Only time will tell..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    "Hairy" Tidbits

    Are they really long? Or are they just thick and therefore bushy? Plus, as you get older, certain hairs (especially on men...thus the phrase "Old Man Hairs) get thicker and wirier. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    "Hairy" Tidbits

    RANDOM HAIR TIDBITS Eyebrow hairs stay short because their growing phase only lasts for 10 weeks. *** Eyelashes are replaced every 3 months. A person will grow about 600 complete eyelashes in a lifetime. *** A loss of about 70 hairs per day is typical, but emotional stress, illness, malnourishment and anemia can more than double this amount. *** The goosebumps that break out on our skin when we're cold represent little more than the body's effort to erect the coat of fur our ancestors lost over 100,000 years ago. Raised body hair provides added insulation. *** The average hair grows half an inch per month, with the fastest generally occurring in the morning hours. Hair sprouts fastest of all when you're in love, which may also be due to fluctuations of hormones. *** This one doesn't have to do with hair, but interesting none the less.... Vampire and fruit bats can hear pitch as high as 210,000 hertz, ten times higher than humans. The dolphin's hearing is even more sensitive, with an acuity of 280,000 hertz. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Funny Signs

    Sadly....yes. Sigh.... This is a major reason why I don't attend a physical church now. I can have my beliefs and morals without having to report in to someone who very possibly could have less of those than me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Funny Signs

    HAHAHAHAHA Wanna' know the sad thing though? I worked at a church when I was young, naivee and impressionable. The pastor called the members bitches behind their backs, the assistant pastor eventually ran off with one of the members and the two choir directors were so gay.....well, you get the picture. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Funny Signs

    1. In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 2. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT 3. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 4. In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR . . .FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 5. In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 6. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 7. Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 8. Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 9. Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR 10. Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 11. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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    Popular rig!!

    But you know what they say: "If there's no video, it didn't happen." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. No, but if you have a napkin to wipe the drool off my chin... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  25. Shit, Billy. You could've given me a better warning. I just spit Diet Coke everywhere! So...where's the button that allows me to remove their clothing? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance