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OK....I'm in....again! No way in HELL I'm listing my weight in public though. Short term goal minimum of 10 lbs. by June 9. Long term goal of roughly 25 lbs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

*A honey bee must tap two million flowers to make one pound of honey. *Americans spend approximately $25 billion each year on beer. (Most of which was PROBABLY consumed by skydivers!) *Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially. *False eyelashes were invented by film director D.W. Griffith while he was making the 1916 epic, "Intolerance." He wanted actress Seena Owen to have lashes that brushed her cheeks. *In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes. *According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

- You kiss your girlfriend's home page. - Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. - You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. - You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. - Your dreams are in HTML. - You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. - You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au." - You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. - All of your friends have @ in their names. - Your dog has its own webpage. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. - You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger. - You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK...We all have done this one) - Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. - You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. - You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. - You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have. - You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. - You double click your TV remote. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, go back to your hairy pubic regions, Billy!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Thank you...I think. But is it considered hijacking if we are the only 2 playing? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

See there? I [B]KNEW[/B] we shouldn't go there!!! Put the matches down and no one gets hurt!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

See there? That's probably why I didn't mention that one. Wouldn't want to give you any ideas at work! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Here's some examples of maniacs. Can you name others? *Cresomaniac: Someone suffering from delusions of wealth. *Cynomaniac: Someone obsessed with dogs. *Phagomaniac: Someone who constantly craves food. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Once upon a time, it used to be a "committed relationship." Now it's in the ending stages. But it shouldn't matter. Privacy is privacy, no matter who you are or what it is...unless you have been invited to do it up front. They KNEW it bothers me to have my things "touched." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

It wouldn't matter to me whether it was a jealousy issue or just a nosy issue. I have nothing to hide. I just don't like people touching my stuff without my permission. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

A big huge bowl of Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter Flavored Popcorn. YUMMY!!!! Oh and some plain M & M's on the side! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I [B]LOVE[/B] these! Can we use GRAPE jelly though? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

But is e-mail in that same category? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]SWEET!!! That's funny. I just did an entire search/build on one of those last week and told someone I wanted one. Convertible, though. I didn't care for their color options, though. I needed a lighter blue to match a Dodge truck. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Next time, say it! That would be funny as shit! We'll take up an offering to pay your bail. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

DAMN, Billy! It's a good thing I have recently gotten some sex ed lessons, or I'd be so embarrassed. Since I'm not, can't you do any better than that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good point. Ask anyone and they'll tell you that I'm the first person to tell more about me and my life than I probably need to. But it was about something that wasn't actually THAT important and I never thought it was worth mentioning. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 3. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Bad cop! No donut! 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 7. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 8. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. I pay your salary! 11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 14. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 15. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

QUESTION: Would it bother you if someone you knew read your personal mail? Would you consider it an invasion of privacy? STORY: You're friends with someone for a while and one of the first things that was ever said was that it [B]REALLY pisses you off when someone reads your e-mail, snail mail or any other private correspondence, without prior permission. It's not that you have anything to hide, persay. All they would have to do is ask a question point blank, and you would spill your guts. You hide nothing and are proud of your life and friends. It's just bothering things that belong to YOU that just aggravates the crap out of you. You leave your e-mail up while you have something to do and that someone reads your mail. You're clueless to this fact until later, when they ask a couple of questions that are [B]WAY too close to the truth to be coincidental questions. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ummmm...thank you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]PARTY POOPER!!!!! YOU, of all people, I thought would play along and give me the dirty answers. I KNOW how YOUR mind works! #10 isn't the answer I have, but it works. GOOD JOB!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Let's see how dirty your mind is. I'm going to give you the questions, let you give your answers and then come back later and give you the CORRECT answers! Good luck! 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So...what does it take to get a Boinky thread? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Computer problems, sweetie? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

All excited about this site, I showed it to a computer "geek" friend tonight. I've now been classified as "naivee." Is this or is this not a true web site? And what's a "blog?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance