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And how do you know? Hmmmm??????? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Skydive Aggieland in Bryan, TX is where you'll find me at. Let us know if you ever make it this way. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope...not really. It was more of a joke, actually. I hate mornings and would MUCH rather exercise late in the evenings. Of course, this darned thing called dz.com keeps calling me away from the treadmill! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm really sorry to hear that. But if you're looking to not have ANY feelings at all, then you shouldn't hate either. Hate is as strong as Love. Shoot for not feeling anything at all. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What about "Chick O Sticks?" You can get them in miniature size now. I can remember when I was a kid and drive ins were still around. Every Friday, my dad would come home from work early. My mom would make a huge bag of popcorn with small brown lunch bags to give each of us our own bag, fill the ice chest, bring soft drinks and our own individual cups and straws. We'd pile into the station wagon and off we'd go to see a movie. On the way, we'd stop by the same convenience store every time. It's name was "Sing." We'd each get 25¢ to spend on candy. Back then, candy was a penny apiece, so it was like we had hit the jackpot! As we got older, the tradition continued, but the price of candy went up and you didn't quite get as much for 25¢ anymore. B-B-Bats, Neco Wafers, Chick O Sticks, Peanut Butter Logs, Tootsie Rolls, Taffy. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I hope this isn't a repost. But I thought it was funny as hell! HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS POLESMOKE THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE PAINT YOUR FAG ON HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY RAW HIDE LONESOME DOUG THE HOARSE SOLDIERS DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN MCCABE AND MR. MILLER A FISTFUL OF NED HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES QUICKLY DOWN UNDER BAREBACK MOUNTING BONE-NANZA DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS HOME ON THE RANGER OKLAHOMO ROOSTER COCKBURN LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE PRANCES WITH WOLVES BALONEY PONY RODEO TUBESTEAK COWBOYS Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Um, well if I DID have boobies flying everywhere (which I don't), I sure wouldn't admit to it here! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You heard her, y'all. Sick her!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ummmm...well...it's been rumored that I am too......[B]BOUNCY!!!! Can you imagine that? How can anyone be TOO bouncy? Is there REALLY such a thing? Course, Mike says I'm bouncy/pouncy and he says it like it's a GOOD thing. So pooey on anyone who doesn't agree with him! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ooopppss....I guess I should've added that no offense was intended. A lot of my friends are blonde. But whoever heard of "Brunette Jokes?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.............don't make me go back and find some of my old scorpion mafia friends. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No..I moved. I don't even have THEM for pets anymore. The fuzziest thing allowed in my house is Mike! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Aren't YOU glad you don't live near me? Actually, there's a rumor going around that I am.....well.........dare I say it? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

How adorable. I'm jealous...I can't have a puppy...or a kitty...or well...hell. I can't have any animal other than my 3 little fishies. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ah, but it's also got to make that electric "zapping" noise that makes you think it's shorting out, like you hear in all the movies. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Q: Just how blonde was she? A: She was sooo blonde that she wanted to sign up to be an organ donor......but all she had was a guitar. Q: Why can't you tell a blonde a knock knock joke? A: Because she's liable to answer the door Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oooohhh....good one! 1. Sadly, there is no snow in Texas. 2. I don't own a shovel. 3. My truck doesn't leak anything. 4. I'm not allowed to own a pet. Of course, there's only 10'ish months 'til Thanksgiving. I can torture them with my Texas Christmas light display. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Perhaps we just want some new "meat?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone. Eating it on their doorstop and claiming you don't have a chair to sit on is an added bonus. 2) Park your vehicle in their driveway. When they ask why, tell them that you don't want the leaking oil, transmission fluid and antifreeze ruining your driveway. 3) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.) 4) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," and then walk away laughing hysterically. 5) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards. 6) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again." 7) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too. 8) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.) 9) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors. Each day, hack off a different part of their body. 10) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahem....step away from the keyboard, Walt. I've read one of your stories. Bad, bad, bad boy. Ummm....got any more? Suggestion: 1. Webcam 2. Download 3. Attach 4. Post Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Mmmm...pink and filled with cream! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance