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LMAO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B][PURPLE][LAUGH] LMAO!!![/PURPLE][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Does this mean I'm insane because I moved to Texas? But fortunately, I never got any "visits." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 6. Don't use any punctuation. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

He won't ever let me pay the check. I've given up even carrying a purse out when he is home. Hmmm...he won't LET me drive when he's home. Of course, seeing as I'm the rebel in this relationship, there might be some reason for that. It's been 45 days since I saw his face and I miss him as much now as the day he went up that escalator to go back to Kosovo. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Your job, or how you perform it? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm...really? Can I come and work with YOU then? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Silhouette of a Sentry, who took his job as a Student security Prodigy very seriously. I could feel his Rage and his desire for Vengeance at my Extreme interference. I heard him call the Monarch, so I Swiftly Piloted my way..... Your turn! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Maybe...maybe not. I'm working at a dz as a manifester. If I get fired, how will you all know what the winds are, get on those airplanes in a orderly fashion, get found if you land off, buy cool gear and get food, etc., etc., etc.? BTW...have you told YOUR manifester how much you appreciate them lately? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You first? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I swear to you, I actually found this as an article. P.S. If you came here looking for advice on how to stay employed, just do the opposite of everything I tell you here. Arrive late for work Being on time is for wimps. Drag yourself out of bed whenever you feel like it. Stop to run an errand on your way to the office. Don't forget the coffee No not for your boss -- for yourself! You're already late so why not stop for a cup of coffee on the way to work? Don't forget to get a muffin or a roll too (crumbs on your tie look really good). Eat at your desk I mean your coffee and roll, not your lunch silly. Why would you want to work through lunch anyway? And take your time — you're in no hurry to start working. Take a long lunch An hour for lunch? Are they nuts? That can't possibly be enough time to get together with an old friend and run a few more errands. Have a drink What's lunch without a couple of beers? It'll relax you. So what if you smell like a brewery? Make personal phone calls If you can't make your phone calls from the office, when else will you find the time? Don't make those calls short and sweet -- chat away. Speaking of chatting... Let's not forget about the good old Net. You can go into a chat room any time of day, so why waste your precious personal time. Send lots of email Use those eight hours at work to take care of all that personal email. Oh and don't forget to use your work email address. Download, download, download... Your connection is much faster at work than on your home pc. And besides, there are some things you wouldn't want your significant other to see. Make the customers/clients really mad There are several ways to do this. If you deal with customers in person, ignore them while you talk to your co-workers. Don't have answers to their questions. If most of your contact is by phone, keep yours busy so clients can't get through. If they bother to leave a message, don't return their phone calls. Don't ever go beyond your job description Even when a project is down to the wire and your help is desperately needed, just remember: "It's not your job." Leave work early Who made that five o'clock rule anyway? If you leave 15 minutes early think of how much you can get done before dinner. Party hardy Nights are made for partying. Don't worry — you can sleep late tomorrow. After all, you do plan to get to work late, don't you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope...never flew an original Sabre...and I love my Sabre II very much.

Oh come on...cut me some slack. I didn't say how LONG it would entertain you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

0:5:0 Minimum of 4 months before I get any. Got 5 hop-n-pops taking Scott Miller's Essentials canopy course. 3 out of 5 stand up landings and 1 landing in the pea pit! [BLUE]WOO-HOO![/BLUE][/B]

The Condom Game I got 280 points! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Lesseee....got a 6 disc changer in the truck. Jeff Carson Billy Currington Andy Griggs Buddy Jewell Tracy Lawrence Josh Turner But I'm currently being onery and went back to my "roots" and have been listening to an Alternative Rock station on the radio instead! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Friday, I took Scott Miller's Essentials Canopy Control class (for the second time). Saturday, I have to work, but have been tempted by the possibility to sneak in a couple jumps during the day. Sunday, I [B]MAY[/B] take Scott Miller's Advanced Canopy Control class. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Blech! I'm sure Constantine thought the same thing last year. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Taylor can sing his ass off. And his dance moves were a LITTLE better this week. But I think Mandisa is great too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

That was cool as hell. Obviously not realistic, but still cool. The whuffos should find it believable. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I haven't picked up a hitchhiker in probably 15+ years. Back then, I picked up a couple...and never thought a thing about it. Times have changed, though. I'm pretty sure if I did it now, I'd get a SERIOUS tongue lashing from a certain someone! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I agree that Kevin is getting a little big for his skinny little britches, but don't you think that maybe Ace is just a little too full of himself, too? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ummm....do I need to give you a pep talk? Something you want to tell me? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hell, I'm so old I don't know if I can remember them all. Worked for my dad in his TV repair business Babysitter Created and sold crocheted goodies to a Consignment Shop Typesetter for a magazine company Church secretary Mother/Homemaker Counter Help for J.C. Penney's catalog department Sold Lady Love Cosmetics Administrative Assistant for Brown & Williams (Tobacco Factory) Department Head for hardware at AIM for the Best (Department store) Waitress (Bennigan's) Hostess (Bennigan's) Bartender (Bennigan's) Bookkeeper (Bennigan's) Administrative Assistant/Bookkeeper (Macon Elks club) Waitress (Red Lobster) Sold specialty advertising (B&B) Assistant Manager (Long John Silver's) Sold Avon Waitress (Cracker Barrel) Furniture Salesperson (Rhode's Furniture) Seamstress Telemarketer Furniture Salespeson (Roberd's Furniture) Furniture Salesperson (Kinder's Furniture) Car Salesperson (Carolyn Ford) Home Based Food Sales (Cooked/Delivered/Served to dealerships) Car Salesperson (Spartan Lincoln Mercury) Mystery Shopper Manifester (Skydive Aggieland) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm too old to get "turned on" by any of these teenie boppers, but it's not me doing the voting. Nor Randy, Paula or Simon. It's the average "Joe Schmoe" who is doing the voting. I'll bet you that more of them are looking at the looks..and less at the talent. Sadly, I fear you are right. If I could choose just because of talent, it would be Mandisa all the way. When Kelly started, she was on the heavy side. She lost weight throughout the show. And then after she won, she lost more...and changed her look. Have you SEEN how she looks now? Sex sells. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance