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[BLACK]HMPH![/BLACK][/B] Boinky is turning back on Lindercles and ignoring him now. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

When I turned 40, I requested a party at our home. My ex kept swearing he wasn't going to do it, but in the end, I got it.....complete with a stripper dressed in a military outfit. Stripper wasn't very good, but the party and friends were GREAT!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

For Me? It's just a number too. But I LOVE parties, presents and being made over. For You, I'm a giver. What's that phrase of yours? Oh yeah......"Selfish Altruism." I just wanted to see you smile. I enjoyed the planning and subsequent surprise of attempting to make your 40'th something to remember. But if you so desire, I won't make a big to-do again. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

YAY!!!! Boinky is now doing a Happy Dance! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

If you hit Aggieland on Saturday before 2, Texas time, or any time on Sunday, I work in manifest. You'll HAVE to meet me that way! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Sure thing! Hey, does this mean I knew something about Texas that YOU didn't know? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope...reopened. I heard they now have a "ridiculously" fast Pac 750 too. Looking forward to going there and doing some CRW with Wendy. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

As I recall, you just got back from at least your [B]SECOND[/B] trip to said state. Must not be that bad of a state after all, huh? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My ex freaked out at turning 30. So I made a funny deal out of it. I hung streamers that said something awful about turning 30 and a sign with his name on every stop sign between our home and where he worked. Then at his job, we hung balloons, signs and more streamers. At 40, knowing he would freak out again, the girls at his job helped hang signs, balloons, etc. We found a "Grim Reaper" picture and hung it on his door. Also got him a cake with the joke about "Lordy, lordy, he just turned 40." He may have freaked out...but he kept quiet about it. When Mike turned 40, I hope that I kept him so occupied with cards, presents, etc., that he didn't have a CHANCE to freak out. Age is all a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter....but it's damned hard to convince people of that. It's not in a number, it's in how you act and feel. I have many people tell me I don't look my age (I even had one guy recently who STILL swears I'm too young to be a grandmother). Most of that is because I refuse to let a "number" drag me down. I'd suggest you sort of hint around and see what his feelings are on it. If you do a big party and he's not feeling like it, he might be upset with you. He MAY just want to wallow in his misery alone. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Really? Well, that sucks. Technically that means roughly 60'ish mph and my truck only gets about 15'ish mpg. Explains why I don't go anywhere. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Absolutely! Money is money and pennies make dollars eventually. Who am I to turn down free money? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I passed with blinding colors!!! Oh wait, I guess I need to say I'm not color blind. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Don't give it to Bolas. He'll do bad things with it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I don't get out much, ya' know! I've been to San Marcos. I've been to Waller. Obviously, I've been to Aggieland. I WANT to get to Temple. If I go to Skyfest, I'll get to hit Spaceland. But I don't really consider an hour drive "close." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You should DEFINITELY use some of those lines, then! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I hated it when my cats watched me masturbate. I would lock them in another room! I solved the problem by finding new homes for the cats! (Did I just say that?) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

There's no dz in San Antonio or anywhere particularly close that I've heard of. Where ya' gonna' jump? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Being an usher at a wedding not too long ago, I had to seat people, light candles, put out candles and do the little "go fer" things they needed. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh I think you're just being modest. I'm [B]SURE you probably fit more than that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'll never tell! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." 9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better." 10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." 11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." 12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 15. "He's been working with glue too much." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey [B]YOU stole Brains color, who stole my color!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey....you stole my color! BTW.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE! I tried, but couldn't find exactly the right shade of green, since it's your favorite color. I think the one I chose should be vibrant enough, though! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

17-yes-yes Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance