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Haven't you heard? Big things come in small packages!!!!

You mean there's somewhere in Texas OTHER than AGGIELAND? Oh, I'm sure I could lower my standards!!!! ROFLMAO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've got two words for you: GIG 'EM![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

There! Fixed that for ya'! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey...Walmart [B]IS[/B] open 24 hours for a reason, ya' know! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B][RED]REALLY?[/RED][/B] THAT ROCKS! Well, except for the part that it's a LONGHORN on the middle of the board. And I can buy one of these where? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Help design the Monopoly for the new age!

sniff...sniff...sniff....I'm so proud to be here....sniff...sniff....sniff

ROFLMAO!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Dear Heaven: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear Heaven: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear Heaven: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"? Dear Heaven: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear Heaven: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear Heaven: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear Heaven: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear Heaven: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration. 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house, not after. 13. I will not throw up in the car. 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company. 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, My last two questions... Dear Heaven: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs have 16? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

WOW....[B]GIYF....Where have I heard THAT before? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLACK]LMAO!!!![/BLACK] What, was it supposed to show you how silly children can be and convince you that you didn't want to deal with any of that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope....Go check out the link that Mayberry but in his posting higher up in this thread. The actual commercial is there....and it's DEFINITELY M & M's!

Nope...this particular commercial was for M & M's. Cadburry Eggs used to dress the Easter Bunny up and make him "bawk" like a chicken through the entire commercial. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG....that freakin' rocks!!!!

Can I be your sister too, Sunny? I use the phrase all the time, including the "Bawk, Bawk" part and people look at me like I have completely lost my mind. (OK...OK....no comments from the peanut gallery needed) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You know....they make 24 hour convenience stores for that problem! You could probably find a beer for Don there too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Okay...fortunately...I don't remember THAT one.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Why do you think he had major issues later in life? I've heard that dressing up in an hot, stuffy, probably smelly animal costume is FUN! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

In this particular commercial, I BELIEVE he was holding plain ones...but I COULD be wrong there. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Many years ago, at Easter time....(yes, I might be telling my age here) ............ M & M's candies came out with a commercial. In the commercial, there was a little kid dressed up as a yellow chicken. He was holding an Easter basket and some M & M's candies. He flaps his furry little wings says, "Thank you, Easter bunny! Bawk! Bawk!" Someone please confirm this and help me convince "certain" other people that I'm not TOTALLY weird and I didn't make this up! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup. He sure does. We even met here on the Bonfire.

Lemon Squeezer The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS." Seeing Stars A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too." Counting Sheep An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem; I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." 1040 EZ TO DO TAX FORM[/RED] [BLACK]New Simplified Tax Form 1. How much money did you make?______________ 2.Send it to us. Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My phone bill including taxes and fees is $66 a month. But my phone does magic tricks! I get unlimited use of the internet, such as g-mail, yahoo, AOL and other web sights. We even used mapquest once. Unfortunately, dz.com is a BIT harder to use...but I can at least open it. Plus, I have an e-mail address on my phone and unlimited camera and 20 second videos I can send to e-mail addresses. 400 minutes daytime, free long distance, nights and weekends and my nights start at 7. Yup....my phone is a wonderful magical phone. It keeps me in touch with my honey anywhere I go!

Sounds great. Where would a person acquire some of this?