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  1. Aww...it's okay. Maybe one day, I'll get one!
  2. [B][BLUE]YAY!!! [/Blue] BTW...I'm central standard time (go Texas!), so it'll be 8 pm here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. Pfff...who cares about Oprah anyway? Basically a "rich person's ball" celebrating other rich people. I, for one, will NOT be watching it any time it's on. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. I wouldn't know. I never got a puppy (speckled or otherwise) under MY Christmas tree. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. Well, the show is on,but they're showing last nights show again. Durn it! I've already SEEN that one! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  6. Yup...and it's a 2 hour show, too. Got anybody to make sure your machine is set for that long? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  7. Yeah. I'm not very happy with him right now. Didn't anyone every explain May sweeps to him before? If I miss part of my show because of him........grrrrrrrrrrr Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. Of course, did any of us understand a word that adorable creature was saying? I guess when you're THAT cute...it doesn't matter. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. And he's on every Prime TV channel. What is he thinking? He's pre-empting the last half of the finale of Gray's Anatomy!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. She is absolutely adorable!
  11. I've bought my share of , too. One day, you'll suddenly realise you're not the newbie on the block any more...and you'll be able to trick other folks out of all the time. Or else, you've got to start getting the old timers to learn new tricks....or get them to land over the line A LOT! Maybe you could just trick them into saying "first" in front of witnessess! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. Hey...pretty soon, I get to show off my OWN RW suit.
  13. Oh man....those pics go BEYOND wanky!!! Nice suit, though. Congratulations. Doesn't this mean you now owe beer to your friendly home dz? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. I'll be working. I'm sure I'll call my mom sometime during the day, though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. I'll be working. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. I have no choice where I'll be. I'll be at work at the dz from 8 a.m. til ? Plus, my mom, kids and grandbaby all live in Georgia. Won't be a very fun day for me at all. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. No black olives for me please...but I like pepperoni, ham, pineapple and broccoli, if you can get it. Oh and lots and lots and lots of cheese! Oh, and that bbq chicken pizza sounds good, too!
  18. In honor of Mother's Day, I found this article and thought it was appropriate for all of the mothers here at the Bonfire. I just realized that while children are dogs ... loyal and affectionate ... teenagers are cats. It's so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when you call it. Then around age 13, your adoring little puppy turns into a big old cat. When you tell it to come inside, it looks amazed, as if wondering who died and made you emperor. Instead of dogging your doorstep, it disappears. You won't see it again until it gets hungry ... then it pauses on its sprint through the kitchen long enough to turn its nose up at whatever you're serving. When you reach out to ruffle its head, in that old affectionate gesture, it twists away from you then gives you a blank stare, as if trying to remember where it has seen you before. You, not realizing that the dog is now a cat, think something must be desperately wrong with it. It seems so antisocial, so distant, sort of depressed. It won't go on family outings. Since you're the one who raised it, taught it to fetch and stay and sit on command, you assume that you did something wrong. Flooded with guilt and fear, you redouble your efforts to make your pet behave. Only now you're dealing with a cat, so everything that worked before now produces the opposite of the desired result. Call it and it runs away. Tell it to sit and it jumps on the counter. The more you go toward it, wringing your hands, the more it moves away. Instead of continuing to act like a dog owner, you can learn to behave like a cat owner. Put a dish of food near the door and let it come to you. But remember that a cat needs your help and your affection too. Sit still and it will come, seeking that warm, comforting lap it has not entirely forgotten. Be there to open the door for it. One day your grown-up child will walk into the kitchen, give you a big kiss and say, "You've been on your feet all day. Let me get those dishes for you." Then you'll realize your cat is a dog again. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. You know....Walt lives in Houston. Maybe we could coerce him into joining us one day...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. Nope...only moved to Texas last September. Are you in the competitions again this year? I work at Skydive Aggieland in manifest. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. Ummm...well, not yet. But I still have hope! Hey...you're in Texas! (Boinky is now bouncing up and down with excitement)
  22. Yup. Same here. I love word games. Have a whole closet full of them...and sadly, no one to play them with. I've tried the sexual Scrabble. Also done skydiving Scrabble. Each are difficult and you often have to explain your word (you learn to be more forgiving with words this way). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. Caffeine has no invigorating effects on me any more. I drink diet sodas all day long and also can go to sleep at night. I used to drink Diet Code Red and was bouncing off the walls, but it has also lost its effectiveness. I've voluntarily given them up before and had only mild side-effects. But I've found that I just enjoy the taste...not just the caffeine. A lot of times, if I can find a flavor that is caffeine-free, I buy it instead. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. Scrabble. Absolutely my #1 favorite.