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Hunny, when a guy does ANYTHING for you, it ALWAYS has to do w/ your boobies;-)...or your kitty cat;-).

Andrea may be Dave's first stalker, but this isn't the first time she's stalked. What can I say...she wants a piece of my bootie;-)

That's..MISS VIRGINIA, not just virginia. My girl's a beauty queen;-)

My boy-toy will be there. I was going to go, but now you will have to party w/out me;-). Have fun guys!

Juan and co...hmmmm.....I like: Twig and berries Dr. Dooley (time to operate, Dr. Dooley, what is your diagnosis?) Captain Courageous Magellen (exploring the Southern tip of the pennisula) There are so many...

Then who's my daddy?

Alright, alright...Ray wanted me to add to this thread, and since Ray's my be-atch, I guess I should say a few kind words about Richard: Vote for Richard. No, seriously, Richard is a great guy and would do well if elected. Maybe he would get the FAA off Deland's back, too. But that is another thread altogether.

Ha ha ha....cool, cause' my eyebrows/lashes match the drapes. I'm in, I'm in! Yey! Ha ha ha ha. I wear mascara though. I don't mind having blonde eyebrows, but I like to darken my eyelashes. Even when I go w/out makeup, I still wear mascara. I guess BillVon might say i have low self-esteem...ha ha ha;-)...Just kidding, Bill. But yea, I never go w/out mascara. But hey, if that's the only thing I would change about myself, I think I'm alright;-).

Say my name, be-atch, Say my name! Ha ha ha ha! JUST KIDDING! Besides, I know it's me. Me! Me! Me! All Me! I know this b/c mama wants this bootie;-).

Why are you so ashamed of me? Why won't you say my name? Did those spankings mean nothing to you last night?;-) Ha ha ha ha.

What if you decided against carpet and went with smooth flooring instead? The drapes is all most men will see anyways;-)

That was REALLY funny. It's so nice to know their are concerned gentlemen out there, like yourself Bill. ;-)

Nah, if the question is important, I usually ask a woman, as they tend to think with their minds and not their virginias. Usually, "the" question doesn't have to be asked of men...it's a given...the answer is hell yea, of course;-)

Does it get longer when you tell a lie pinnochio?;-)

Did someone say bootie? Here I am, Here I am...where's the bootie?;-)

Yea, I think men definitely ask, "Penis, what do you think?" before ever making a big decision. I generally give men time to consult their sausage before ever answering my questions. As for Joe...geez, I call my Grandpa Big Jim. That's just sick. Ha ha ha;-)

I know you sausages have names for your oscar meyers...what are they? My fave names for myself are: My na-nas and Ms. Virginia.

Mine are (some have my own personal modification): 1. You don't know what you have until it's gone, AND THEN IT'S TOO LATE.. 2. Small world. 3. Neither a lender nor borrower thou shall be (William Shakespeare) 4. Nothing is ever a coincidence 5. No matter what your situation, you always have a choice. 6. Networking is the key to success. 7. It is never our place to judge. 8. Be open-minded. 9. Do unto others as you would have done to you. 10. Never trust a person who is mean to animals.

Nope...I prefer taking off my shorts, rather than shoving anything down them;-).

I just read the other posts...and I must say, the riddler is correct. I'm a math WHIZ. I've also taken about a million statistics, research, quantitative and qualitative research and math classes. In every single class, they will use the lottery example. The riddler is correct. Your chances are the same each time you play no matter what #s you use. The using the same #s theory is a superstition, so if you believe in those, by all means.

Hunny, I donate $2 a week to the Florida Education Fund...ha ha ha...at least, that's how I justify my two lotto tickets a week;-). I would love to win, but i refuse to buy more than one ticket per drawing. If it's meant to be, I will win on my one ticket. I have numbers I used to always get, but I haven't used them in a long time. Quick picks are just easier and let's face it, it's always the weird sequence of #s that wins. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

It better be me or we will have to rumble, Ms. Thang!

It translates almost the same...sour kraut...it's shredded cabbage that people do ungodly things to, to make it taste like shit. People eat it here all the time.

Well, when I was little I really wanted to go to Austrailia. My father said no-one should travel to other countries w/out seeing their own country first. So, at 13 I visited 42 of the 50 states over the summer, stayed a minimum of a day in each and up to a week in others. I've made it to Alaska but not Hawaii. I've been just about everywhere on this side of the world (some S. Amer countries, everywhere in the Carribean, Canada and Mexico) but I have yet to travel anywhere on the other side of the world. I can't wait to, though. I would love to visit as many places as possible, but I'm not so much interested in the touristy parts, so much as I am where the locals live, how they live, etc. My first destination that I really want to go is Thailand. I'm grad in December, then start working full-time, buy a house and hopefully, after that, I can begin my travels;-). The greatest thing about skydiving is no matter where in the world you go, chances are, you'll have a friend, and what better way to see the sights than from 13,000 ft in freefall?

I hear you mama...I'm looking forward to not being exhausted from the heat after only 3 jumps.