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*GASP* Sorry, but Skymama's no butterface from your local hooker-bar....you might get a glimpse of her belly-button for that price...and a small glimpse at that. For those who don't know: "butterface" is another one of my creative terms meaning, "she's hot, BUT HER FACE"....for girls w/ hot bodies but...well, you get it... Skymama is DEFINITELY not a butterface! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I'm telling you boys....she's worth every penny! Fork up the dinero! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he....I KNOW, I KNOW! I've seen Skymama in the shower! For the right price, I might give you a hint, Bill Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Well, for me, I'm not attracted to women but I REALLY enjoy teasing the boys with them. Nothing sexual...my girlfriends and I, growing up, would always spank each other or dance w/ each other, etc. to drive the boys wild...it's all about the sausages Despite all my teasing, though, I'm a one-man woman. I just like to flirt and have fun Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Already went there, mama....TAG, you're it Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I dry half of mine, the other half I let air-dry. If you put them on, just before they're totally dry, they mold to your body shape and fit JUST RIGHT! Mmmmm, I LOVE a good pair of jeans and stiletto boots! I just finished donating a ton of shit to GoodWill and to a battered women's shelter. I got rid of all but 5 pair of jeans. and two of the five are shit-jeans for camping, playing rough, etc. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I was at Abercrombie, yesterday, buying a pair of jeans, no less, when I ventured to the men's side to look around for my hunny a pair of cargo's....that's when I saw it. It said, "Abercrombie SKYDIVE AND FREEFALL BOOGIE. We like to jump outta perfectly good airplanes." I was like, huh? What are the chances an actual skydiver would be buying that? Why would a non-skydiver want to wear it? Any ideas? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Well, if we're talking about girls, although I stick to my sausages, I'd have to say Gina Gershan is sexy. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I could own a hundred pair and not be satisfied! I love them...I go through phases of my favorite ones. I also collect genie bottles, sea turtle sculptures, and bottle caps (beer caps...I like to make things with them). Anyone else have a fetish? (
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Or as I like to say...some girls keep a taxiway, I do not.....OK....nuff said Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Hmmmm, well, I've never asked, but I don't think they would be dissappointed if they were to do a random inspection Squeaky clean Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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How bout' I just call you whatever I want to at the time? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...OK, as soon as I've wrastled w/ Dove, I'll take on bbarnhouse Winner takes all! Although, the Dove-match might take a while...she is a worthy partner in crime! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Hunny, you're ALWAYS in the training phase...some have just progressed more than others Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ehhh, emmm...who gave you permission to surface again? Hand me my whip! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yes, this is what I want for graduation with my bachelors! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oooo, my puppy, eh? Can I pet you? "I'll love him and squeeze him and call him, jumperconway." (Of Mice and Men)....Ha ha ha ha! J/k! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He heh e...see, I knew if I persisted a man would find it for me Thanks, hunny Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Quiet, Bill and get back down under my table before I punish you! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He heh e....I haven't seen the prize in a while, but if I were single, it would be MINE, ALL MINE! Yes, send me a PM...we can make the boys wonder what devious and dirty wraslin' plans we are making And no, I would never underestimate the powers of my partner in crime Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...too bad I'd have to reluctantly hand over the trophy to Dove, even if I won (and I WOULD WIN!) b/c I'm not allowed to play with more than one toy at once Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...that's the best laugh I've had all morning! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Never. I fall deep asleep, make NO NOISE and usually stay in the same curled up position for the entire night. If you wake me up, I'm usually pretty confused and am not responsible for the things I say Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ha ha ha...men....they dont' even care who we're wraslin' over, as long as we're wraslin' Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Nah...as much as I love the wide variety of positions available to do w/ the human body...69 isn't one of them....I prefer to have my full-attention on one thing and vice versa Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.