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I couldn't possibly embarrass my parents no matter how hard I tried. They're nuts. Work hard. Play hard.---Seriously our family motto. And when my father "plays hard" he's wild & uninhibited. There's not much that embarrasses me. We're all a little nuts Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

All of them. I can't stand the sound of a ringing phone. I had a co-worker at my old job who had "Funky Town" as his ring. I liked that Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Nothing holds the girls in place w/out pressing them so flipping tight to my body as my old surfer bikini top It's Raisens brand Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Agreed. Mangos are no fun to chop Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I LOVE dinner out Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

What do you have against cradle robbers? When my hunny jumped out of his first airplane, I was swinging from the monkey bars I still remember when we first realized the age difference. It was my first time over to his place---he had a photo album and there it was---his graduation picture: "CLASS OF '88??????" He replied, "Yes, why? What were you?" "Class of '98" (and I graduated HS at 17) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

It was SO strange, but that happened to me just a couple days ago on my cell phone. It said "BZ" on my I.D. and as always I answered, "Hey Big Daddy" and this poor, confused (sounded foreign) man quietly muttered "Marcia?" After I hung up Billy was calling back---apparently the signals got mixed up or something Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I love Chef Boy-ar-Billy Otherwise, I'd have to go with the water faucet Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

You obviously don't have a dog I'm so disappointed in you, grasshoppa. It's ALWAYS the dog Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

You are SOOOO cute. We don't hide much. I try my damndest. But, he's such a sneaky bastard Again, he finds this hilarious. For me, I'm a burper. I burp. A lot. And they can be quite loud. His friends actually cheer joyfully after I've had a really good one. They think it's charming. I don't even try to hide it. I'm so used to burping, I can tell you I've done so in even the fanciest of restaurants. And without fail, everyone seems to embrace it as if I'd just accomplished something wonderful. They smile. They clap. They laugh. It's hilarious. I'm still a lady, though. And ladies say "Excuse me." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

A lady doesn't fart---and apparently I'm no lady when I run My hunny, too, finds this hilarious Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

You know? I'm biased. But I think that's the way it's meant to be. Two different wholes merging and becoming a super-one Between Billy and I, I seriously believe there's no stopping us. I think we need to try out for The Amazing Race and put the other bitching couples to shame Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

That's a good story And it sounds like you remember the good stuff It's easier for me to remember b/c we've been "together" since the first day we met. He still thinks he pursued me. Ha! I'll let him have his moment. He and are are fairly opposites with fun, humor and care in common. It's actually always worked out perfectly for us.

Thank you and absolutely Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

As long as you keep your sock on it, hunnay Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

My dear Walt. In life, only death is an absolute. It is rarely an absolute HOW one will die. It is the prior absolute knowledge which makes it suicide. By your reasoning, suicide cannot exist. But, in fact it does In skydiving death is not an absolute. The question was a hypothetical absolute. Does anyone else need a martini now? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Whooooooo Hoooooo. Hot Kiss! Get cha' some Billy and I will be together 6 years this September. I remember when we met, clear as yesterday: We met Labor Day weekend 2000 at the DZ. Everyone wanted him to meet me. And JTVal remembers me first hearing Billy's surfer-like voice on one of Joe's student videos and saying "Who IS that man with the sexy voice???" The second day of the weekend, I'd already spent all my jumps (I was in college and was able to do 5 and just busted them all out the first day) but came back anyways to hang out and see Billy. They ended up doing beach jumps and needing a pick-up driver. I think taking the chance of riding with me turned out far more dangerous than the jump itself. It was BLAZING hot and there are only a few activities I don't mind sweating. Thus, I HAD to get in the water while waiting for them to land on the beach---all I had in my trunk was a little grey T-shirt and soffee shorts so.....that's what I jumped in the ocean in. I think that got his attention We've been together since that very day

Absolutely Brag on self away... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

You're looking at it all wrong. The obvious ones are the funniest ones. Just smile, nod your head and when he turns, laugh your bootay off. Only when he turns though. It's rude to their faces Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Agreed. Normal is boring. Quirks are funny. Nuts are yummy. Fruits are juicy.

Actually he has his own at his office where he checks e-mail and even occasionally checks in here. But, by occasionally, I mean almost never And his computer is better than mine Ironic considering... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Please see this post by me (scroll down) if you are confused on my position

I'm often in awe of my own brilliance, yes & thank you OK, more seriously, I DO re-read but mostly b/c it's already the internet and if I've misspelled a word, or need to add a sentence to clarify a point, I want to do so.