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  1. PLFXpert
    Well, one thing you said is for certain---and only ONE thing: I would most definitely swerve to avoid a basket of kittens.
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    Of course. Of course. I'm royally opinionated, but I think you know I'm also royally open-minded. I listen as much as I talk, believe it or not. I know....it's a real shocker Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I am actually being serious here. I WILL put one on next time I'm in the car. B/c this HAS been a reminder that it really is a bad decision I make on a daily basis and I hate that. Consider it a trial and only a trial. But, that's more than would have been and you'll have to just be content with that. I do what I want. ALWAYS. Such is the spice of my life. P.S. I LOVE my Sequoia. I bought it pre-owned in "excellent" condition--so they said and REALLY so it was
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    OK, at first I was pissed you added to my post in your quote, as those were not my numbers, Mr! But, I like your style. Fight humor with humor Though, if you've read me at all, you'd know NOOOOOOO LAMBSKIN, meat-eater! And how short am I? DAMN YOU. I consider myself tall---5'8" to be exact. I didn't want to get into the whole "family history" but my father had a similar incident and NEVER wore one. Never made me either. Please, let it be noted, that only I can dislike, talk shit and be pissed at my father for anything, though. The rest of you, should you think about commenting on that, can place your lips upon my ASS.
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    Just bought it three or four months ago, actually---A full-loaded, gorgeous, love-it Toyota Sequoia since you asked I haven't worn one in so long I don't even know if the one in my Sequoia works.
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    It does not! It makes them look miles apart from each other But, you know what DOES make them look fabulous? My chest strap A bunch of us in Deland did some jumps on a really nice gentleman's private property one weekend and camped out. It was SO hot and I decided to do a hop-n-pop in my bikini. My hunny took a picture, as he often does. YOWZA! LOVED the na-na's in that shot Oh, and P.S. They were all there to swoop except me. But, not wanting to be left out, as I came in to land under my HUGE canopy, I did get my toe in the water first Thank you. Thank you. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Who said I was driving?
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    Andrea, Andrea...this would never happen to me I would NEVER over-correct. OK. OK. OK. You know? If I haven't tried something I didn't like in a long time, I'm always willing to give it another go just to be sure I still don't like it (TOMATOES! And yes, I like them now). Tomorrow, I shall fasten my seat belt. And if it so much as interferes with reaching my Starbucks then it's OVER! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Of course! Yet another reason I forgot: I often drive in the hood with my homies to get some stuff and if I need to haul bootie from some crazy clan, I need to be able to get to steppin' right away, know what I"m saying? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I like your wife Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. PLFXpert
    Why? Do you want to sell the turd w/ an image of the Virgin Mary on E-bay and make a mill?
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    Why do you think I wink at my hunny every time he shakes his head at me for not wearing one Bring on the spanking, baby. BRING THEM ON! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    If it's any consolation, I don't drive at night, nor do I drive when I've had so much as one drink. I can't say the latter about half the people I've met in life, unfortunately But, still no excuse for my bad decision---it's still my decision though and the only time I've been given a ticket for it was when I was doing about 90 mph and the cop decided to just give me a "no seat-belt" ticket. What a guy. He showed me Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    As long as I don't remember it in the morning and am disease/baby free, then no harm no foul. Not cool! More seriuosly, my hunny has been trying for 6 years to get me to wear one. I think (sadly) I've actually got him NOT wearing one more often now. I have that effect on people. I'm a real charmer Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Hey! I spritz 'em with perfume first, damn it! Give a girl some credit. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    No way, Jose. But, my shit might very well be holy. I am blessed Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Oops...forgot to add I like not wearing one b/c I get a thrill of "living on the edge" and "sticking it to the man" Yea, that'll show 'em Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Well, geez, I can't answer now that you posted a tragic (so sorry to hear that) story. Well, OK, since you asked. I never wear one. It annoys my hunny that I don't. They're not comfortable, they wrinkle clothes and I can't move freely to grab my latte, change the radio station and/or adjust the A/C. I'm not at all saying this is the best decision. It's just my decision.
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    I'm a royal clean freak and also organizational freak, time-saving freak and convenience (but still efficient, quality & environmentally friendly) freak. Soooooooo.....I wash and put right back on. We have several other new sets neatly folded in their original package in the closet. When the ones on the bed wear out, I'll simply put them in the "Goodwill" closet and throw on a fresh set. I REFUSE to fold sheets. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    One can only dream... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Sick! Just sick! I have popped a couple very tiny ones on my hunny's back before, but that's as FAR as it goes. Thankfully, he never has any. It's the blisters I can't resist But I'm learning. It was SO difficult but I didn't pop one once and it went away quickly--no scar, no big scabby thing that hurts for a week. It was SO nice. But, the waiting period----DAMN that waiting period Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    EXCELLENT! I will most definitely use that in the future Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Oh, and that's "titty", plural "titties", Rose Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    What ever happened to good old-fashioned butterfly kisses, anyways? Is that Snuffaluffagus on my lawn? Am I living on Seasame Street??? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    No way! I have to hold my na-na's, rub them and tell them it's OK just looking at a nipple ring--male or female Yeeeeoooooch! Ay mio! No way, Jose. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.