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Well, you asked for my opinion so here it is... I think anyone who wants to seperate the mentally ill folks from the rest of the population should be SHOT! If for no other reason, just because there are more important things they could be worrying about.
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Hugh......Hugh Jasnuts. Oh wait, you said they were females. Sorry, can't help you there.
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I want to play! What???
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I know what you are talking about and have wanted to get that song for a while too. I want to say it's Limp Bizkit, Blink 182, or Third Eye Blind. Are you sure it's not Sugar Ray? Let me know if you find it.
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Just reach over and pull some paper out of your printer and cut it up to make note card size pieces of paper. Save you gas, money and time!
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That's cool! Congrats on your new canopy and don't forget the beer this weekend.
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Ha Ha! He said meat pie! Oops, did I say that out loud?
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I would ask him if I could shoot him an e-mail. I don't like talking on the phone.
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I went with Guiness but I do like Bass. I had a German beer this weekend that was called Warsteiner that was REALLY good. It was so dark it looked like coffee and you had to chew it before you swallowed. It only took 2 big mugs to feel good.
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Haven't had those yet but I do like Oreos. Gonna have to give them a try. I have been stuck on mint flavored Klondike bars lately.
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I would do it. I have no shame! I would be laughing all the way to the bank.
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My pet peeves are tangled phone cords and if all the clocks in my place don't read the exact same time. I will take a lot of time out of my day to fix both of these.
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I decied before I even started to be a FF'er. It was much more visually appealing to me when watching it on video.
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My favorite is writing "For sexual favors" in the memo field if you ever need to write one of your buddies a check. The look on the face of the teller when he has to deposit it is priceless.
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1st jump at a new dz:5:1 I too had the experience of jumping at a new dz. Luckily my experience went a little better. Nobody said I was incompetent. If they thought so...they kept it to themselves. Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Should have stuck around and drank all their beer!
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I like the fact that my job allows me to buy jump tickets. That's about it!
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That was good.
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My advice is to start off drinking the cheap stuff so you don't have to develop a taste for it down the road.
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Are you a dz rat? That would be my dream life. I don't have family but my job provides me with jump money. How do you pay for jumps?
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Fuck it! Pack up and move to Phoenix. You've got Eloy and the dropzone I jump at D.S.C. You only live once and if you live it right...once is enough. Why spend it doing something you don't like and living someplace you can't jump year round. Wow, maybe I should practice what I preach.
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We are different animals. We think if we ignore the problem it will go away. For me, this actually works! Another little secret....guys want what they can't have. Act like you don't care and we will come.
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It seems to me that skydiving chooses it's people, not the other way around. I had heard somebody say earlier that skydiving is not a sport but a lifestyle. Because of this, if somebody tells me they would like to try it, I give them a biz card to the dz and directions. "Tell me how you liked it."
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I saw one on the wall of a porta-john at a job site that read: "Due to blue back splash, turds six inches or longer must be hand lowered. Thank you." It then had a ruler drawn showing the how long six inches was.
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"As The Prop Turns" - a skydiving soap opera
SatchFan replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire
wanna learn to fly head down? "But I'm just off student status! Is this the norm?" To which she replied... -
I agree with you Pop...breasts are fascinating. If you think about it, they are just bags of fat. But because they are placed in just the right spot we find them attractive. If they were anywhere else...well...you know.