livendive
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I thought it was Saturday that I got drunk. I'm certain I couldn't have gotten drunk more than once while at LP! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I keep getting pictures of myself having "innocent" fun at LP, including a bunch that I don't even vaguely recall posing for. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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BBQrilling steaks. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Did you also tell him how desparately you wanted him and ask him if you had a date or not? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Which dialect first coined the phrase "now a days"? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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It was only a couple minutes of high heat at the start to sear the outside (contain the juices), but the majority of time was low heat and much slower than I'd normally cook a tenderloin. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Maybe I DO need a guy card demerit! I rubbed the meat up, cooked on high for a few minutes on each side, then moved to cooler parts of the grill and basted with BBQ sauce & turned every few minutes. Ended up nicely done, with glazed sauce but not too much burnt sugars on the outside, pink and juicy in the middle. So was that BBQing or grilling? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Hmmm....my next door neighbor tans in the nude and I can't see because of the privacy fence.... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Does it count if I was alone? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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No, but I recently convinced a friend to knock me upside the head after I (twice!) caught myself looking at this one chick and thinking "I could get that drunk". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I know, I know! But guess what... when you start with tenderloin, you don't have to cook so slow to get it tender! Ignoring the sacrilege, it was really pretty good! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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McDonalds New Line of Sammiches... NSFW or women
livendive replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
Sweet! I love winning! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
Sediments? Like what the maintenance guy flushed out of my water-heater? Or like what the guy's proctologist could flush out of his innards. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Yeah, you know it...cuz Turning Leaf counts as "good wine" in my book! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Yep. The regular & spicy BBQ sauces, beef, chicken, and pork marinades and the hot wing sauce are a breeze to find. The rosemary-ginger and BBQ rubs are tougher, but not bad. The moppin' sauce is a bitch though, which sucks cuz the lower amount of sugars to burn is nice on the grill. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Someone punch me in the head. When I was out shopping I thought I was in the mood for good steak & wine tonight, so I splurged. Now at home (drinking margaritas), Stubb's BBQ rub & sauce sounds better (closest store with Moppin' Sauce is 10 miles away ), so I'm about to do the unthinkable and BBQ (as opposed to "grill") a couple perfectly good prime grade tenderloins. Just thought you would all really like to know. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Is satellite still download only (uploads go through your phone line)? I've got my TV and internet through one company and it's convenient and reasonably priced (if anyone can call $125/month "reasonable"), but the service is a bit too spotty for me on the high def channels. I'd like to switch to something better, but am not all that attracted to the concept of splitting my one bill into 3 bills (land line, DSL, and satellite TV), especially when it's gonna cost me more money for slower internet access. Are people happy with clearchannel internet service (or whatever it's called...goes through cell towers)? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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How does one snort something *out* their nose? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Those were my sediments exactly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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McDonalds New Line of Sammiches... NSFW or women
livendive replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
"It's a good joke, but not worth all the suspense," says the Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection. My latest favorite gross-out joke is, "How do you get a gay guy to fuck your girlfriend?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shit in her pussy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
You could always get a sex change. Billy might not like it but the rest of us who aren't getting any from you anyhow won't care. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Any green tomatoes on the bush, or do ya have to wait till they start to turn orange? No stomach problems to be careful about due to them not being ripe? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Sally offered Bill an alternative to spending a day shopping with her and he took it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Isn't this the kind of thing you want to NOT say?
livendive replied to quade's topic in Speakers Corner
Sounds a lot like, "mission accomplished!" I like how Iran and Syria are to blame for Hezbollah's actions, but Lebanon is not. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
You should post that picture in the camel-toe thread. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)