livendive

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  1. Yes But its not a pair of tits, its a small... dick, inches from his face. Would a straight guy feel different if it were tits? Yes probably, but it wasnt. The fact that people brag about this makes it kinda sad in a way. It's all good. I haven't noticed anyone bragging, your personal belief that asses are different than genitals are different than breasts in this regard is kinda wierd, and you probably wouldn't like the boogie anyhow. Remember, the weather's terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm, and there are too many damn Canadians. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. The dick wasn't "in" anyone's face, it was near a face. It didn't (to my knowledge) touch him, and he couldn't have felt sexually threatened or intimidated because he was asleep. I've got a picture in my logbook of me mooning a camera right next to my DZO's head without his knowledge, kinda like holding rabbit ears behind someone's head. He didn't know about it till the pictures showed up at the DZ. He thought it was just as funny as I did. Anyhow, I didn't and don't consider that any sort of sexual assault. Are asses any different than genitals in this regard? Would your view be different if it had been a pair of tits next to his head instead of a dick? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Yeah, the safe sex part is important too, I just kinda consider that a given. The honesty part can be kinda tough to stick with if romantic feelings blossom, inside OR outside of the friendship, but it's crucial. The only times I've seen "benefits" harm a friendship have been when one or both of the parties stopped being open and honest with the other. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. If you're not allowed to sleep with someone else, the relationship is more than friends with benefits. Sex is fun. I like having fun with my friends. Honesty is crucial, but as long as you have that, friends with benefits can work quite well. I don't think I've had a bad experience with one yet.
  5. Too bad Turtle broke my handcuffs! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Martinis are best dirty. I just decided that's what I'm drinking tomorrow night!
  7. Sweetie, I don't care that you retired from the bar as long as *I* get to see the girls every year. The only change I've noticed since 1999 is my view is always better now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. I totally "hear" that in Billy Bob Thornton's "Sling Blade" voice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. That's kind of a big "duh!" You think we haven't noticed the inverse correlation between the number of locals and the number of boobies on display over the years? I certainly have! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. When "you are not welcome here" doesn't keep them away, it's tough to imagine better results from "you are welcome here, but only if you pay us $50". I suppose a wrist-band policy could help, perhaps with free "vouched for" wrist-bands for non-skydiving friends & family of jumpers. It wouldn't surprise me to learn it's already been tried...I didn't pay that much attention the first few times I went. Regardless, as 'Shell & I have said, it seemed noticeably better this year. Hopefully that trend will continue. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. I'm not aware of a requirement that a dropzone must have an S&TA in order to operate. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. I have a CYPRES armed during every tandem jump I do. I added a CYPRES to my sport rig about a month ago, pretty much just for AFF purposes. Having it aboard is still giving me the heebie-jeebies, so right now my approach is kinda dynamic. If I remember it's there, I'll turn it on before doing AFF. If it's already on, I'll leave it on for fun jumps (unless the heebie-jeebies convince me to turn it off ). Since installing it, I've made probably 10-15 jumps on my sport rig. I'd guess it's been on for 2 of them. I imagine that it'll be armed more and more often as I grow accustomed to the idea. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. Infinity will build to suit. My rig fits an FX-99 and a 170 reserve just fine. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Apparently LouDiamond can! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. My daughter is simply "punkin". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. You could get a tattoo of baby seal wearing a beret with a fleur-de-lis on it, about to be smacked with a club engraved with "Je me souviens". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. What he said. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Yes, and a Navy Captain named James Bevel, stationed to the USS California can be accurately called USS California Captain James Bevel. Anyhow, there is a person with such a name, he is a Major General, and he is part of the NSA. "NSA Major General Richard Quirk" accounts for all three of those conditions (person, rank, organization). To nitpick that is pretty childish and a little dishonest. Could it have been clearer? Sure. But I understood what was meant, and I bet you did too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Settle down Roy, it's not that big of a deal! Blues, Dave I'm having BAAAAAD flashbacks! That was my intent. Stalker! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. All the article discusses is grammar and syntax, without discussing the reasoning and legal merits or weakpoints in the decision, (other than to say "they suck" in slightly less crass terms). If grammar and syntax are the most important parts of an opinion, perhaps the author could parse the first sentence quoted above. Edit to add: Similarly, the author might want to try Google sometime. A query on "Maj. Gen. Richard J. Quirk III" reveals this list of Major General assignments, including Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Settle down Roy, it's not that big of a deal! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. A lot! Especially that one.. holy crap they had a lot of problems. Try to stay out of there. 10-4 on that...I'm allergic to pain! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I don't even know where to start on that. Start at her toes and don't stop until her upper frontals are perky.
  24. Is installing a hospital tougher than installing Windows? It's pretty country over there.
  25. If this is going to be a regular occurrence, I'll be there promptly! Blues, Joe "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)