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Given it's an Aveda salon, I should have known to ask the price in advance. Haircut plus tip and a tube of foot lotion was $95!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Oh my god that's funny! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Man, Karen must be having the longest flashback in history! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm just trying to make you famous! As for a smiley face, I'll just imagine you in the special olympics rodeo events. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Try "Freefalling" by Tom Petty. I bet that'd be a huge hit! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Two of those do look like freestyle shots, don't they? The diveflow called for backloops, but I think she was trying to demonstrate something else entirely. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

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I recently learned that one of my students (well, no longer a student) is lurking here on dz.com. To her credit, she did ask me about some advice she read here before taking it as gospel, so perhaps she's ready for the full brunt of you fuckers. Without further ado, I present AmyFiske...a challenging AFF student! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I pay $27 for a haircut at a "Men Only" salon, and that includes a 10 minute neck/scalp/shoulder massage, a beer or two, and they usually trim my ear hair and wax between my eyebrows. Occasionally I splurge on a shave and/or facial, and I've gotten a pedicure and my back waxed there (once each). I don't know if any of these things make me look any better, but they are pretty relaxing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I had just a chin beard for a few years, then switched back to the full goatee about 2 years ago. I'm sure it's dated, but I've gotten old enough not to care. I can't stand the way I look clean-shaven or with just a mustache, and a full beard is too scratchy & hot. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not that you need it, but for those that need a death denial, do you have a better alternative that would be more comforting than their present one? Not really. I'm a big fan of "whatever gets you through the night." If it scares someone to think that this is all there is, and it comforts them to believe something comes after this, I'm all for it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Seriously, how do they differ? I know my friends definitely use the term reincarnation. I know it involves the person's energy and karma and that some time after death, that energy becomes a new life (not necessarily human). This might help explain it. Personally, I doubt that reincarnation occurs. I don't think there's such a thing as "soul", so each of the life-after-death theories espoused by the major religions seems equally silly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Virginia Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Meat curtains! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My associate degree is in environmental restoration, and my bachelor degree is in environmental quality. I don't recycle and can't remember the last time I got 18 mpg. Edit to add: Also, I drive to work every day despite my office being less than a mile from my house. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

g Hey, it's an SLR McLaren for christ's sake! It's a $450,000 zoom-zoom toy with gullwing doors and a flip-up start button on the gearshift! It does 0-60 in 3.8 seconds and will go over 200 mph! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

In her SLR McLaren. As much bad press as she gets, I gotta admit I don't think she's *that* ugly, and I'd date her just to drive her car. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

To an extent, i really don't disagree... I really don't... I've just seen and heard about too much carnage... people killed by drunk drivers, people strung out on dope, meth addicts neglecting their kids, or blowing them up... I don't know where the line is. Once you're impaired, it's far too easy for you to decide you'll do x, y, or z b/c your inhibitions are lowered, you feel more invincible, or whatever, and you wind up doing something you wouldn't do when you were sober. And, when that happens and you hurt someone along the way, yeah, you should pay dearly, but that doesn't erase the hurt you caused to that person. It just doesn't make sense to me. And just b/c "plenty of people do [it] today w/o hurting people" is FAR from a compelling argument, since MANY people DO hurt and kill people while doing it. Most people who jump out of airplanes don't injure people on the ground in the process. Most people who smoke pot don't injure non-smokers in the process. Occasionally, both things happen. If the one doesn't lead you to believe that skydiving should be outlawed, than the other shouldn't lead you to believe that smoking pot should be outlawed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I totally support the government telling me what I can and can't do to other people's bodies (without their consent). If I violate those laws, they'd be right to prosecute me. But there shouldn't be an *assumption* that I will hurt someone else. Plenty of people drink and do drugs today without hurting others...in "the land of the free", that should be a legal option. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes. The government shouldn't be telling me what I can and can't do to my own body. Let Darwin do his thing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Dude! Are you feeling suicidal or something? What the hell are you doing without the foil hat?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Remster's "other things to do" include? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Patit Creek Restaurant in Dayton, WA.

What he said. Two guys can swoop a channel of water with beautiful toe-drags and stand up their landings on dry ground, and all the crowd will remember is the one guy who lands himself and the New Zealand flag in the drink. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)