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I don't even know where to start on that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes please.

Not by itself it's not. I was just trying to point out that dry, clear air is easily accessible when Seattle clouds get overwhelming. And I think my "blues" thing is kinda clever in its yin-yang versatility. So there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The downtime in Richland, WA in the winter is only 3 months, and that's only if you're allergic to cold (which I've become). About 6 years ago I made at least one jump every single weekend from October to March. My point, adventurechick, is that it's not dreary and rainy everywhere in the northwest. I live about 200 miles from Seattle, in a semi-arid climate (sand & sagebrush). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yay! Cuz a boob job would cost way too many jump tickets I was serious! Also, I didn't know plastic surgeons even did nipple jobs, and I doubt many women go in and ask to upsize their nipples to fried egg sizes. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

AWESOME!!! Oh my god that's fuckin' funny! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Small nipples are good!

Go buy a little window AC unit. Can't be Do NOT buy a little portable AC unit and just set it up against a wall. I've seen that done, and the girl wondered how it could be so cold right in front of it, but the apartment still be hot. Depending on the size of the garage and what you can afford, there are options at www.homedepot.com between $150 and $400 that should fit the bill. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Please hand your guy card to the next real man you meet. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Honestly I'd agree if that were the case, but for the most part we're pretty friendly with them. Even when the young ones start getting aggressive, we're usually trying to defuse rather than escalate. Also, understand the term "locals" is being used rather loosely...these are usually 18-25 year olds, frequently from over 30 miles away. That said, I didn't notice any real "local problem" this year. I didn't see any fights or any Porta-Potties turned over, and neither I nor my friends had stuff stolen from our campsites.

Your picking apart peices of the whole...The makeup is funny..Pens borderline..but the dick in the face and whatever else ya'll did ~I would be more inclinded to think someone thought the warm water trick would be funny then to think it was spilled water~ I understand the pass out rules..I used way longer then I have been clean..but the level that was taken to was fucked up then to post it for the world to see.. Not Funny..but your welcome to think treating your "friends" like this is funny and the cool thing to do Oh and yeah pissing on people was fucked up, so was tieng them naked to the old lady down the streets tree and ringing the door bell..Things I have on my amends list if I ever see any of those people again (It isn't like I don't know or understand the drunken mob mentality) Understand something. He was asleep when someone posed with their dick next to his face. He doesn't know it happened and likely never will because he's not a skydiver. To my knowledge, nobody pissed on him. All the ink took quite some time and he likely had a drink spilled on him. I do remember him waking up at several points over the hour+...at one point someone bought him another drink at his request. Also understand something else. He wasn't invited to the fucking party. He showed up, uninvited, at a party where many of the invitees aren't particularly keen on whuffos due to their annual propensity for fucking up a good thing (routine disrespect of the Cracks, thefts, fights, etc). Get it? He crashed a party at which he wasn't welcome and then passed out in the middle of it. A bit of lipstick and ink ain't a bad outcome, and neither is an anonymous picture of someone's dick near him. It's not like it's getting sent to all his friends, as we have no clue who the fuck he was. That said, I wouldn't hold a grudge (for long) if I'd stupidly passed out and the same things had been done to me by the couple of people there who know and like me. It was all in jest and nobody got hurt. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't feel bad for the passed out local at all. Then again I've been in different situations there than you likely have. Consider it entirely possible that this treatment was karma coming back for his own past indiscretions. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

"Evil" isn't the adjective I'd use to describe what I've seen of you on duckfarts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Those things are EVIL Don't be such a girl. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It was Choir night that I needed help at the end. There were duck farts both nights. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I only had to have help once. Me too. And I had protection during my apparently brief period of unconsciousness on the porch. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why does your post give me a distinct sense of foreboding? I'm certain I made it to my trailer every night! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't think that's the same guy. The one in the chair had his arms and pants covered with ink long before he ever got off the porch. Blues, Dave I think that was on his way to the vehicle that took him home. I seem to remember him wearing jeans covered with spent tic-tac-toe boards. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't think that's the same guy. The one in the chair had his arms and pants covered with ink long before he ever got off the porch. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I thought of getting them a trip somewhere, but it's kinda tough with them caring for my brother's infant every Wednesday-Saturday. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You people are so amazingly helpful in so many ways, I thought I'd approach you one more time. My folks will be celebrating their 20th anniversary next week and I'd like to get them something nice without going too far overboard. Any suggestions for something pretty cool in the $200-$300 range (max $500 if it's REALLY cool)? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

With any luck I'll be drunk myself by the time I get there (someone else will be driving the Caravan ) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Dude, there's a dz in Hamilton??? I did some time there, and some more in Sula. Wow, brings back memories. dropdeded Yep. They moved to Hamilton from Stevensville a couple years ago. Their webpage still lists Stevensville though. I suppose it doesn't cost 'em much business given how opposed Montanians are to the whole internet thingamajig. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Given what holiday it is, that or giving birth would seem to be the most appropriate way to celebrate it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Bitterroot Boogie in Hamilton, MT Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)