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I only got moderately fucked up on Psychobob punch. Whatever the hell I drank Saturday night sure did the trick though! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Looking on my past and trying to be honest with myself about who I think I am today, I have to go with mostly nature. While my family has had a substantial influence in my life, I think that if our developmental environment was the primary factor, I would be a very different person. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Did you see the attachment entitled raul.jpg? That was somehow not caustic or vitriolic and was really pertinent to the subjects of Fidel Castro's health and the welfare of the Cuban populace, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

He's an irritating arrogant son of a bitch, but otherwise barely tolerable. A lot of people seem to think we're brothers (I think he's more like a sister). We frequently have bizarre conversations an outsider wouldn't understand, in which 2/3rds of the thoughts are unspoken and just understood. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nice video, way to keep the chopped main framed for a couple seconds before flipping belly to earth. It does look like you were kicking the wrong way, but I think most of us have done that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My first tandem was while getting my rating and it scared the shit out of me. Since then I've done another 500 or so, with maybe a dozen of them being out front. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Do you feel the same way about smoking and red meat and skydiving and alcohol and playing professional football and the host of other things that are known to be bad for the human body? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've got the metal allergy thing, yet own a couple watches that I like and just can't wear. Even with a surgical grade stainless back, the pins that watchmaker's use to connect bands to watches or links of a quality metal band are close enough to get to me, as are the clasps of most leather bands. I've heard many people tell me they know some jeweler who can fix this problem for me, but nobody has ever come through. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What he said. I always check first, and find another alternative if insufficient TP remains. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

She's still totally hot (except for that funny lookin' thing attached to the right side of her head). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why would you want to meet me if you've already got someone lined up to have some fun with? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It'll be good to see ya there Rob, been a couple of years. I just got all my shopping done and am relaxing with a margarita (while laundry's goin') before I start packing so I can leave in the morning. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Only if you get a full night's sleep tonight. No sleepy, no go to Prairie. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've met a lot more people in real life before seeing them on dz.com than vice versa, so it's tough for me to say. You were even better than expected. I expected Frenchy to smell even worse than he actually does. I nailed Sebazz. Nothing's coming to mind where I was actually shocked, so I guess I'll quit rambling. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I think he told me this weekend that he's getting there tomorrow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Mid-40's? Meh...I've seen frost on the ground in the morning at LP. Of course I will remember an extra blanket in case my furnace runs my batteries down. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

alanab Amazon Angie22, just to play in the water and drink beer Balls Bigsky BirdWoman Chrissylicious Clownburner D22369 DBCooper DrDive "AKA" Doc ED G5fh84 29th to the 3rd Ggggia Doc... IanHarrop & Maria jacketsdb23 Ladydyver livendive mach2 madjohn JasonRose McBeth MichaelBess monkycndo Murphy, drinking beer with Angie22 ndfallrate Nightingale NWFlyer PurpleNed!!!!!!!! Rkymtnhigh RobR RobV Rogers (SuperFly!) SeaKev Shannon and Jim Shell666 Smilie Soulshine Stitch TallGuy TravisJones Turtlespeed UntamedDOG Usernames in alphabetical order people! (Hi Beth! ) I did make one exception so madjohn can have a piece of jasonrose's ass, sloppy seconds being better than no action at all. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That one actually surprises me, as I did make a point of grabbing all the bottles off my truck and carrying them over to the dumpster (that was tipped on its side). That's why I was the last one out of the parking lot! Sorry 'bout that, wherever it came from. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Lakes are fun to go cool off in during a hot summer day, to go wakeboarding, to drink-fish, and to camp near, but the ocean is so much more. My dream retirement would include sailing the world for at least a few years. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Moi? I'm an ! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Looks like a buncha damn hooligan skydivers. I bet they were drinking in the parking lot and burning rubber on their way outta there too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Only by birth. They're more like Canadians by attitude! Greenies are exempt from the rule against personal attacks?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Edit to instead ask: Gonna try for two months this time? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't completely understand the question, but I can totally relate to some of the posts. My right eye is pretty lazy, to the extent that it only serves a backup role. I can't read with it worth a damn...if I close my left eye, I have to look "off to the side" of whatever I'm trying to make out, and pick it up with peripheral vision. It's very slow and very tiresome. I wore a patch on my good eye for a couple years as a kid, don't know how much it helped. I actually didn't realize that it was obvious to others till this past winter when a couple people mentioned it. To be perfectly honest, I've since become a bit self-conscious about it, especially when I'm tired (that's when it wanders most). Most of the time though, I can just ignore it. When I close my right eye, nothing really changes. When I close my left eye, everything moves. If I really want to see detail in something, I close my right eye because the assistance it does provide is sometimes a distraction. I've also done the occasional "How far away is that?!" thing when driving. My response is to slow way the hell down till I figure out what and how far away it is. Swooping hasn't been much of a problem, except over water. I did once make the mistake of landing out of the lights on a no-moon night jump, and flared when my feet hit the ground. The next time I found myself in such a situation, I flew towards a flashlight I saw, and my friend yelled "flare!" as I passed him at shoulder height (in the middle of the infield at our local baseball stadium, with the crowd roaring...I ended up sliding on my feet to the pitcher's mound) As for tricks, I've learned that the only way I can avoid miscuing when playing pool is to lightly touch the cue ball while aiming. I just warn people in advance that while I will touch it, I won't move it, and if they think I do, they can move it back. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

OK, instead of apish I'll go with puppy-doggish. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)