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As we get older, we're supposed to get pretty set in our ways, right? Less and less apt to try new things, or to alter our perception of things...in fact don't we eventually even end up on a schedule in which waking, retiring, and eating don't fluctuate by more than 10 minutes or so without us getting grump? I'm pretty sure that's the deal. So I hate brussel sprouts. I've ALWAYS hated brussel sprouts. I haven't bothered even trying them again since I was about 12. So why the fuck am I eating brussel sprouts tonight for the fourth time in two weeks?!! And no, it's not because I'm on a diet...it's despite the fact that I'm on a diet! I decided to splurge tonight, and this is what I fucking picked! So for all you other people that hate brussel sprouts, I refer you to TheStepchild's recipe. I suggest giving it a shot...unless you're already too old. 1 lb fresh brussel sprouts, trimmed and cut in half 2 Tblsp olive oil 2 Tblsp maple syrup 2 Tblsp basalmic vinegar 1 Tblsp Dijion mustard 1/2 c. cashew pieces, toasted salt/pepper to taste In medium sauce pan, cook brussel sprouts in boiling water until crisp-tender (about 8 mins). Drain. Combine other ingredients in bowl and pour over cooked brussel sprouts. Add cashews and toss. Eat. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

i see how it is i didnt get any smooches when i voushed yesterday , not even recognition Thanks for the confirmation. But I have to admit, Dave's seen the real deal. You haven't! Maybe once or twice , and what wonderful boobies they are!

Googly is a cricketing term...man I hate cricket Yeah, it's basically a curve ball, right? I like "googly-eyed", and you can find my definitions of "googlyfucker", "googlyfucking", "googlyfucked" etc with the obvious search engine, Google. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

GOOGLYFUCKER!!! There is no better word in the English language than "googly". It's just so much fun to say, whether by itself or in front of something.

Boxers can pull off a similar aloofness, just for much shorter periods of time between silliness. I know a young (12-18 month) female Dane across town that's an absolute nut...way too much fun. The mastiff breeds probably win the drooling crown. I could maybe handle a bullmastiff, but a neopolitan, mastiff, or dane would require upsizing my house. Here's hoping whatever baby it is you're referring to gets better quickly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I was going to post a whorse joke earlier today, but somebody changed the damn password. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Rhodies are great dogs. If I wasn't so set on big floppy jowls ala bulldogs & boxers, that'd be my choice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's number 4, right after "Shit....whack", "When the leash goes slack", and "Scares the hell out of the dog", but before "Whack...whack..whack..............whack", and "Great, I bet they won't send the fucking truck either." And it's actually "A little at first" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Umm ... do you want me to get someone here to vouch for me?? Vouched. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

????? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If not skin tone, what are those based on, skull shape? Which are the tribal folk of south america considered? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Clearly, you are the first to do such a thing...you're a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, person. How do you feel now?! Before you offer to spank him, please remember that we didn't ask! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

5'2" you say? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Depends on which moment she's in the heat of... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You know how I know you're gay? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Because Turtle's bish post apparently has me doing yoga. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA COUGH - COUGH BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA I can SO hear you saying that too. A bit of spittle seems to fly every time! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

This is now all I can say to my co-workers for the rest of the day...with appropriate diction at that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm crying!!! We gotta sign that boy up for the rodeo! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Combining even and though isn't going to scare anyone. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets weirder and weirder. I thought you were kidding! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Mine too?

I imagine it got tougher for him today. The militant group claiming to have shot his helicopter down on Wednesday released video of it and the subsequent crash & burn today. Imagining myself in his shoes, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist watching it, despite the knowledge that it would likely exasperate the pain. Then again, it could help with closure, so who knows. In the grand scheme of things, there are too many stories like this to tell (over 3100 now), but if anyone is interested, here's one take. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So did you catch today's revelations? From CNN.com Too bad the title of this thread is completely wrong. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Many single women were pleased. None of them realized the only fire he'd be extinguishing would be their loofah. So the REAL firefighter, Dave, showed up. -And put out the flames, yadda yadda yadda.... And immediately took a liking to Jaye, but alas Joe stood between them. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)