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I'm lucky enough to have two flower worthy women in my life this Valentine's Day, and it was going wonderfully...all the way up till a very short while ago, when my girlfriend texted me that she'd been in a car accident and my daughter called me crying because her mom (with whom she lives) had been given a 72 hour eviction notice. At least neither of them got hurt. Still, maybe next year I should go with chocolates just to be on the safe side. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Upon what do you base that assertion? Have you listened to the man try to communicate? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That, minus the waterskiing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

oh yeah...a 3some We can make is a 6some if we add Lisa, J (upndownshop), and I to the mix. PLEASE!!!! Actually I think that would break into two 3somes, and while you, Lisa, and Ladyflyer would be pleasant enough on the eyes, the other half of the equation would be Blues, Dave NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! edited: Not that there's anything wrong with that if that's what you're into. You know you want to give normiss an OTBH5 number. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

oh yeah...a 3some We can make is a 6some if we add Lisa, J (upndownshop), and I to the mix. PLEASE!!!! Actually I think that would break into two 3somes, and while you, Lisa, and Ladyflyer would be pleasant enough on the eyes, the other half of the equation would be Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

A good one...duh! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

One can't be certain without more explicit pictures, but having seen your tattoo, I have to say you're at least on the right track! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Any chance of a sneak preview? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Is that counting me? And how the hell is the best I got on here to be Funks? Jesus people, help a mother fucker out. Wildcard451 and Wrongway Um, definitely the wrong way with that idea fuckhead. Beggers can't be choosers. Who's begging? I'm just saying. I can only tear funks up so many times before I get bored. I need better. OH - Damn why didn't you say so? Wildcard451 and Andy_Copeland OK ok, I mean I like anal as much as the next person, but seriously now... Women this time. Fine... wildcard451 and peppermint Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Mine was kind of like the one this morning. A few years ago, my mom was bugging me to marry the gal I was living with. She found out we had a trip planned to Vegas and made a point of telling me on several occasions that we better not be eloping (I was actually just going there to skydive). The day I got home I had an email from mom waiting for me asking me how the trip went, what we did, etc. I decided a bit of levity was called for, so I cut my face out of one picture I had, the girlfriend's face out of another, pasted them into a wedding photo I found on the internet, and photoshopped just enough to blend the necklines. I then replied with something along the lines of "Look what we did!" with the picture attached. Honestly, it wasn't a very good photoshop...her head was too big and her neck freakishly long. About 45 minutes later we BOTH got an email from my mom berating us for being so selfish and not letting our families share in our joy. That it hurt more than she could explain, but that she still hoped we'd be happy together...even if she'd constantly be reminded how we'd excluded her from something so important. The girlfriend emailed me with a "Holy shit! Is she serious?!", which immediately put the thought in my head that mom was just trying to turn the tables. So I sent something back trying to redirect the joke but got no reply. My dad called me a couple hours later, and he NEVER calls me. He said mom had called him crying, she'd had to leave work because she was too upset to function, and nobody had heard from her since. I say "since", because before she left, she'd forwarded my initial reply to every person in my extended family with a message along the lines of "See what David did? I'm at least as hurt as all of you that we weren't included...I thought I'd done a better job with him than this, but I guess all we can do now is congratulate him." I ate MUCHO fucking crow over that one. In fact I still do on occasion (women and their inability to forget). Apparently marriage jokes just aren't funny to some people. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

They only made 400 that year. And you want a part out of one of them? What's a 90 Cutlass worth even with a working ABS...a couple hundred bucks? Blues, Dave It only has 35000 miles on it. And it's already broken. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I liked these pictures from the show (like father, like son, and nice fur). Anyone got a good caption for the full-sized poodle? Also, I watched the movie "Flags of Our Fathers" last night. During the credits they showed photos from Iwo Jima (as opposed to from the making of the movie). This one of the dobie, Butch, and his handler, PFC Hester, struck a nerve. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

They only made 400 that year. And you want a part out of one of them? What's a 90 Cutlass worth even with a working ABS...a couple hundred bucks? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

http://www.napaonline.com/masterpages/NOLMaster.aspx?PageId=430&CatId=3&SubCatId=11 Edit: That was the link when I found it, but it doesn't get you there. Basically, browse catalog, brake systems, abs parts, 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass, engine size (it didn't care that I didn't know). It'll get you there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I get a bunch of shit from the union guys at work about my choices in vehicles...last 4 have been Nissan, Honda, Toyota, Toyota. German-owned + Mexican manufactured = American, but Japanese owned + American manufactured = Jap. It's tough to argue with that logic. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What she said. It's kind of like how she says "nothing" when you ask her what's wrong. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Have fun, don't die. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It's pretty absurd. It takes "ignorance is no excuse" 180 degrees and runs with it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

and says to the bartender, "I'm sorry, the pink just done washed off. Please masta', don' hurt me!" Meh...short notice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

As odd as it may sound, bad PR will help more in that regard than hinder. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

A jump pilot would have barrel rolled it. That was just a Nascar fan, going fast & turning left. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Tim McGraw! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That would be one of my concerns. Sam's is part of Walmart, so it figures their employees have sub-par pay and benefits. Costco, on the other hand, has great benefits for employees, and treats them with respect. Costco aims for a higher income group than Sam's or Walmart. Their philosophy is the best value for your money, not necessarily the cheapest product. You can shop at Costco with a little pride. With 4 kids, we're pretty smart shoppers. You can actually get many/most things as cheaply or cheaper at regular grocery stores simply by shopping the ads a little. Everything goes on sale at least once every 5-6 weeks. What he said, except I don't do much price shopping. Costco sells some higher end things that I just can't get elsewhere, has a nice wine selection, a really good meat department, good electronics, etc. Living alone, I rarely have a good excuse to buy food there, but for many other things, it's the best place around to shop. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not really, I agree with you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Talk about two things that go together like cookies and milk, how funny would it be to combine this technology with this sentiment? I think the janitor would have to be on full-time just to keep mopping the floor. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)