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So the cop did nothing wrong? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

To be honest, the bald looks good on her. Better than any recent pictures I've seen of her with hair, and her head/face is better suited for it than Sinead O'Conner's was. She's still plowing through a total trainwreck that it's tough to look away from, but if this had been "sold" to and by the media as a conscious decision instead of a spontaneous meltdown, I think people would be a lot more approving of it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Original weigh-in: 217.5 Last weigh-in: 210.5 Current weigh-in: 206.5 Weight loss this week: 4 lbs Total weight loss: 11 lbs Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yeah, the analogy was pretty much horrible for helping my position. I realized that soon after posting it, but Shell had already quoted me. I still disagree with the premise that providing birth control encourages sex. If it did, then getting a vasectomy would make me more likely to have sex, and that's just not the case. With or without a vasectomy, I'm going to have sex, but with one I'm much less likely to suffer paternal consequences. Similarly children in their late teens are or are not going to have sex, and I don't think their decision hinges on whether or not the girl is on the pill. My daughter is only 19 years younger than me due to a lack of birth control. She abstained for a few years despite being on birth control. These are enough to convince me that, at least for my family, the decision to have sex while a teenager has been largely independent of the presence or lack of birth control. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I think you're talking about balut. I couldn't eat it. Watching the street vendors pull little tiny bones out of their mouths was enough to turn my stomach. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I figured he got the entire outfit from Remi. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Of course it does! I can't believe so many people voted no. When you give something to someone for them to use, you 're supporting and encouraging them to use that item. It doesn't get any simpler than that. Does paying for a child's car insurance encourage them to get in an accident? Blues, Dave That was kind of my point ... in a round-about-try-not-to-throw-in-other-analogies way.

Of course it does! I can't believe so many people voted no. When you give something to someone for them to use, you 're supporting and encouraging them to use that item. It doesn't get any simpler than that. Does paying for a child's car insurance encourage them to get in an accident? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My daughter went on the pill kind of young, but with my full support, due to problems with her period. Despite being on the pill, she waited a few years to have sex. She went off the pill for awhile because it wasn't working anymore and she wasn't seeing anyone. I strongly encouraged her to get back on something, so that if she did get to the point of wanting to have sex with a guy, the protection would already be in place. She called me from the doctor's office a few weeks later and said that it hadn't yet been determined whether our insurance would cover the shot, and if they didn't, the bill would be coming to me. I told her that if I got it, I'd pay it, and if she got it, she should pay it...that the dollars involved weren't as important to me as the sense of security that a pregnancy wouldn't derail her studies (plus I'm just absolutely not even close to old enough to be a grandpa yet). I certainly don't encourage my daughter to have sex, and am happy that she's approached it pretty responsibly. That said, I've always been a firm believer in open, honest communication on such subjects, including the realities that most kids in their late teens are sexually active, be it frequently or occasionally, and the financial cost of birth control is less significant to a parent than it is to a child. I pay for my daughter's health insurance, but don't want her to get hurt. I pay a portion of her car insurance, but don't want her driving recklessly or getting in an accident. I'm willing to pay for her birth control, but that doesn't mean I want her sleazing it up. I see these as all being the same thing...being gently supportive of her as she transitions from childhood to adulthood. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It depends on the person. For example, I'd think it was pretty hot if Kelly posted a picture of her boobies in this thread, whereas the sexiest thing you can do for me is stay the hell away from me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Don't you mean "shitacular"? And the name is already decided dammit! I just gotta make it legal now that it's paying bills and buying stuff. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So my state has downloadable (.pdf) and electronically submittable methods for submitting the application to form the LLC http://www.secstate.wa.gov/corps/. The section for the articles is just a little box, with no pointers regarding what should be included in them. Are your kids well enough fed that you could point me in the right direction? I am going to have to hire a lawyer anyhow, as the state requires I have a "registered agent", but I'd rather just pay him for not doing anything other than being available to be served for me. The company I'm replacing had about 8-9 pages worth of articles, most of it boilerplate, but I don't have a copy. Any suggestions for where I could find some generic requirements and suggestions for what the articles should entail? And yes, I'd have sent this via PM, if I could have. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Homemade Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

High IQ /= good decision maker. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

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Any wood that is easily scratched by toenails isn't particularly hard. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Do you mean miss me as in they know I'm dead/missing and that knowledge pains them? Or miss me as in notice they haven't seen or heard from me in 12 hours? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You've got a month and it's just a rib...there's a good chance you'll be ready for snivelly openings by then. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've got a few excuses for the last week, but none of them are much better than my weight loss in the same period of time. Original weigh-in: 217.5 Last weigh-in: 211.5 Current weigh-in: 210.5 Weight loss this week: 1 lb Total weight loss: 7 lbs Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Did I just hear correctly that you DON'T want chocolates? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My sweetie sent me this. And no, she doesn't have a sister. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It seems to me that most do, and I don't blame them...I like the way they taste too! Joke time: Sooo...little Johnny goes to his dad one day and asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" His father is taken aback, as he wasn't prepared for questions of this nature so early in Johnny's development. He thinks for a moment, then replies, "Uh, I suppose that depends, son. Er, are you talking about before a woman has intercourse or after?" Johnny doesn't get the question of course, so he says, "Well, before, I guess." His dad exhales, smiles, and responds, "Have you ever seen a beautiful rose, first thing in the morning, with the petals all splayed out perfectly, and tiny drops of dew on them? That's what a vagina looks like." Johnny isn't particularly satisfied with this metaphor, so he continues his line of questioning, "Well, that's all fine, I suppose, but then what does it look like after she has intercourse?" His dad was fearing this would happen...he takes a deep breath, exhales, then responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?" And the relevance to this thread: I told that joke among skydivers when we had a pool team several years ago, and one guy was just drunk enough to reply, "Hey, I like the mayonnaise!" The rest of us kind of looked at him in shock, and he explained that he likes to go down on a woman after he's cum inside her. His girlfriend (who would later become his wife, then his ex-wife) confirmed. And yes, of course we had to keep bringing it up to flip him shit every once in awhile in the subsequent years. He quit jumping maybe a year ago and is selling his gear. I should look him up just to ask him if there was a difference when he got snipped...is it like lite mayo now? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

As I put in my other post, it wasn't a particularly great day for those who got flowers from me, but my day wasn't bad. Tonight I'm alone and breaking my diet with an ok bottle of wine, about to look for a movie to watch. Either tomorrow or the next night I'll have someone with whom to work off the extra calories. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'd hit it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)