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  1. livendive
    And somehow that's her fault? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Isn't that kind of the default state? I'd think it would be kinda difficult to move a 14 lane highway. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Absolutely! I'd even do video if he were doing a duct tape jump. Awwww.... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. livendive
    No..this my dear man was rude. "Next person to get sticky stuck is gay." Not particularly. Anyone so thin-skinned that they take offense at a playful use of the word "gay", is gay. Other than that, I concur with Turtle (minus the double-negative).
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    It would absolutely depend on the chick. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Deductive reasoning isn't your strong point, is it? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. livendive
    Patron Silver + Patron Citronge + Equal parts fresh lemonade and fresh limeade + 15 seconds of shaking w/ ice =happy Dave
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    Why would you pee on your feet when it's so much more fun to pretend her sponge thingamajig is on fire? Oh, great ... Dave's used my shower. What did you expect me to do, just let it burn? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. livendive
    Why would you pee on your feet when it's so much more fun to pretend her sponge thingamajig is on fire? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. livendive
    I posted a relevant picture a couple weeks ago of a guy I took on a tandem last year. Search terms could include "cast", "duct tape thong", and "banana". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive
    I've always maintained these things are farcical, but this shows me they may have some merit after all. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    Yeah, that's a good one, albeit primarily ice vs. snow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    It's pretty simple...offer to dispose of the cup in exchange for a threesome with her best friend. That way, if she declines, she'll at least have a good reason to be pissed off every time she sees it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive
    I kept asking all game how we were still in it? I don't understand how we still had a chance to win going into the 4th. WTF was up with the Bears packing it in on their final possession? A two possession game with better than a minute and a half remaining, and they're throwing short passes (some in the middle), not trying to get out of bounds, and running it up the gut?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. livendive
    It wasn't a very good game. It went about the way I expected, and wasn't even as close as the score would suggest. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. livendive
    Art has reached and entirely new level with the advent of the internet.
  18. livendive
    Yes. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. livendive
    Don't fucking eat it!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. livendive
    Sex...it's not even much of a contest. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. livendive
    When my grandmother passed away last year, I was sad, and I do miss her, but there was also a sentiment similar to what you're describing. A couple days later I took a woman on a tandem for her 90th birthday and had a total blast with her.
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    Pretty broad fucking brush you're painting with there. That's how you feel about your dad? And all the vets in the US? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. livendive
    Actually, I've had that on chilean sea bass. It wasn't bad. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    How do you like the Elise? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    True, that's why salsa & light sour cream is what I use as salad dressing when dieting. Just not with any damn pineapple in it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)