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  1. Bobbi's been saying lately that I look like Paul. Now all I need is a drag shot to make my own retro rock band. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I'll take "melons" for $200, Alex. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Well, if I have to...I'm such a giver. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. If your nipples look surprizingly like fried eggs, they're on the large side of average. And the list is missing "rock in a sock" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Tandem? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. I did a hop n pop for my 1000th, and the weather was fine. A friend of mine did a tandem video for his 1000th, putting out an IAD student during the climb to altitude. His girlfriend ended up breaking up with him and marrying that IAD student he'd put out. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. Three flocking geese To the lips! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. That's where I went with it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. 4 jumps, 409 posts...would that make it something >100? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. And rightly so! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. I guess I learned something today. Edit: This must be a UK dictionary.... They have an entry for "Kit".
  12. Well, if you'd like, you can send it to me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. I like the simple definition of "beer". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. I've got 5 posts per jump. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive

    VD!

    HEY! Bill and I weren't being lame! Jerkface! True...and to be honest, you were the only other two skydivers in the hot tub...all the pansy-asses had either gone home or passed out in the condo. The three of us were horribly outnumbered by all of the girls. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Sshhhhh!!! Comments like that around here will get you non-stop PMs! Blues, Dave p.s. I must try one of these sammiches. How about Friday? "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. No.....and he never will. Just for the record, I HATE FUCKING BRUSSEL SPROUTS !!!! Well, I will start catching you if you beat me to check-out. And I'm with you, I hate brussel sprouts! (except these ones). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. livendive

    I bet you

    My home DZ is cool enough to shut down for the second weekend of LP, but I'll be needed there the first weekend. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Raistlin, that was a very warm and thoughtful post. One aspect did seem to be missing though...in addition to how lucky you've been to count Josh among your friends, he was similarly fortunate to count you among his. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Aw shit, you're right. I suppose I'm now gonna have to try those again too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Every family has to have that one wierd uncle...wait, this is the family that produced you! I'm can't possibly be the freaky uncle! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. I don't think so. I never had fresh brussel sprouts before, only frozen, which is probably part of the reason I hated them. Wait...why does it seem to me you and I were posting about brussel sprouts a year or two ago and you were saying you loved them? And asking for someone else's...maybe mnealtx's? Is this some sort of brussel sprout practical joke at my expense?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. You could have stopped at my house for brussel sprouts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. Cool! I just happen to have 5 gallons of DI water sitting in my spare bedroom. err...wait...Who says that? God I'm pathetic. Fuck it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Ruh roh...raggy! Is your vagina bleeding? Jesus christ you whine a lot! How much do you think they fucked you out of with that half a bun...half a cent? I'll double that and give you an entire penny next time I see you if you'll quit the fucking crying right now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)