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depends, where do i need to be Davenport, WA. Got a group of 30 tandems showing up at the same time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I need another camera guy on July 14th. You'll be here to help out, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm with you. I think cameras should have a curfew at skydiver parties. Get the pieings and the stupid (clothed) human tricks out of the way early, then require that everyone either put them away or leave. Anyone caught taking pictures of nekkid shenanigans without the explicitly stated permission of the subjects should get their ass kicked. Parties are much tamer in recent years, and I absolutely think cameras have played a role (in addition to us attracting more and more pansy asses via AFF and tandems). Naked on the numbers was fun, and the crew there definitely made it clear that pictures were not allowed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I got swats in christian school and in public school, and got suspended for my reaction to the latter. My daughter is now well past corporal punishment age, but even before, my beliefs are that nobody should lay a hand on a child other than their parents (and it's not a tactic I would use with my child). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My thoughts used to be pretty much the same as your's as far as blowjobs just being foreplay, therefore kissing aftwards was never a problem. However, I am slowly, umm, coming around on the subject. Now, I guess I'd say that little kisses are fine, but I certainly don't want to lick her mouth clean. Kissing after I've gone down on her? Why would that bother me? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't recall ever accusing him of being anything other than a fucktard. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm guessing the seat. Kinda like when a dog humps your leg but it's a 51 year old guy doing it to a bicycle seat. Walt Nowhere did the article specify whether he was pitching or catching. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I did that a few years back, taking a dog home to my grandma that I'd found out was living in the inner city studio of a crackhead. He was eating trash because his owner couldn't afford food, was only taken out to piss/poop in the alley behind the building (when he hadn't already gone in the apartment), and my grandma was in need of a companion because my grandpa had just died. The difference? Instead of a jack russell, it was a great dane. Yes, we found him a good home on several acres a couple weeks later. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So what's the technical name for all the dried up nastiness around your eye? Oh yeah...hope you feel better soon too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

They where just kids, thats all I can say, and the cop was an looser in panic, with no control at all! Which is why it was idiotic for the kids to taunt and resist they way they did. When ya get busted, f'in' shut up and don't resist. Cops HATE it when people put up a fight and any idiot ought to know this. What purpose would be served by making it easy on the cop? Resisting will get you in additional trouble and is ill-advised, but once the cop has decided to arrest you, taunting is great entertainment. When the charge is a bullshit law, I give bonus points for puking all over the place in the cruiser. If every person who was arrested for skateboarding puked in the car, the cops would eventually focus more energy on other "crimes" like marijuana possession. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

every vehicle in canada is like that by law now. you get used to it. or buy an old car. So when you go through a drive-thru at night, you have no choice but to blind the people in front of you? Daytime running lights and automatic headlights are only cool with a corresponding override button. My next vehicle will have all three (DRLs, autos, and override). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Testing doesn't reduce a person's risk of getting something, it can only reduce the risk of them giving it to someone else. If my girlfriend were cheating, caught something, and gave it to me, testing wouldn't fix it. It would just tell me that she'd given me something. On the other hand if I were cheating, testing would reduce the risk of my sharing something with my girlfriend that I caught elsewhere. Fortunately, cheating isn't in my bag of tricks, so it's not something I need to worry about. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Ha ha! At least they made the fat fuck run and one of 'em got away. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I basically do that for HIV and HSV tests. 80-90 percent of people with HSV-2 don't know they have it because they "feel fine", and contrary to common beliefs, the type specific tests are NOT part of a routine exam...they have to be specifically requested. My current doctor was resistent to giving me the test in the absence of symptoms, as he considers a positive diagnosis to be unjustifiably traumatic (emotionally) to all the people who have it (~20% of american men and ~25% of american women). Lucky for me, he's also my friend, so I've convinced him to make an exception for my peace of mind. I prefer having a piece of paper that says I don't have it to sticking my head in the sand and believing that "feeling fine" means I don't pose any risk to my partner. Now that I'm in a committed relationship and have up-to-date negative results, I've got no reason to continue routine testing. But, if something happens that causes me to end up back out in the dating pool, I will once again be demanding periodic tests regardless of whether I feel fine. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

How would I fix it so I can turn the lights on and off like normal? The GM trucks at work with DRLs have an override button on the left of the steering wheel that, when pushed 3 or 4 times in succession, turns the DRLs off for the duration of the drive (till you turn the car off). Barring that, here is a more permanent fix. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If I send someone a text asking their schedule tonight and they reply that they can be somewhere at 6:00 and can only stay an hour or so, we have said what we needed to without having to take time out of a busy day to put small talk bread on either side of the communication sandwhich. The communication was not illusory; we said what we needed to without a bunch of BS on either side of it. I often times like that facet of texting. It's quick and to the point so the signal isn't lost in the noise. Edit: Oh yeah, it also allows me to listen and reply on my schedule which may not allow me to dedicate immediate and consecutive minutes to a relatively meaningless topic. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And by never you mean always? Did you know "asymmetrical" is the opposite of symmetrical? So . . . . Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And given the title of this thread, how do you know that's what they did? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Jeez, talk about tough to please! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Maybe it depends on the calling plan you have. But now that i know you have verizon and unlimited texting...hrm... I have 900 calling minutes anytime /anywhere and free unlimited texts to any phone for about $100/month. They suggested the change because they saw my history. I have 1300 anytime minutes, 3000 night/weekend minutes (starting 7 PM), and 500 text messages for $120/month after taxes. Perhaps most important...incoming calls and texts are unlimited and don't count against those tallies. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Simple solution...let your boobies drive more often. They don't have ears, so the beeping won't bother them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Text messaging? Never heard of it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Perhaps it would be acceptable if you hadn't dodged the last couple tequila nights. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Was it like about 7 years ago Might be the same guy It was somewhere around 5-7 years ago, but he's only 70 right now, and only a few miles away from me (versus Michigan at 2,000+ miles away). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

For some reason, grammar and spelling errors really jump out at me when part of something designed for public consumption (e.g. books, magazines, advertising, menus). This isn't really that kind of error, and may even be accurate, but I still think I'd find a different way to say it. From the Mirage website: Wouldn't most skydivers consider the bolded part a bad thing? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)