livendive

I think a 5 minute soak in fresh jalapeno juice would be more effective. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No. It was the first thing I thought when I saw the thread title and author. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Other Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've got mine. I'm not a huge fan of the concept, but if Aunt Flo visits a couple days early, sometimes she catches you with your, umm, face in the cookie jar. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I thought this thread was going to be about using chocolate syrup as an erotic aid with a woman who hasn't seen a razor in awhile. Blue, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Who convicted Bill Clinton of perjury? Who convicted Scooter Libby of perjury? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Apparently that's not the case, given the context of this thread. Even though the justice system convicted Libby of perjury, the fucktard didn't think he should go to jail for it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What he said. I doubt that even Bush is that stupid, but he could certainly prove me wrong. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You must have missed this post. All together now, "Awwwww...." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Sounds like a done deal. That way you have reliable means of escape if needed. I pulled the trigger Friday despite having no need for an escape. Got over 19 mpg coming home from the DZ last night. Given that a bunch of owners have been complaining about poor fuel consumption in the first 1000 miles, I was pretty damned happy about that! Heated, leather, power seats. 10-speaker stereo (8 plus center channel & sub) w/ steering wheel controls, bluetooth (for phone), in-dash CD changer, XM/Sirius-ready, auxiliary jack for iPod 381 hp, 405 lb/ft torque, rated for 10,300 towing, 1660 payload. 4WD w/ offroad package & 18" wheels. Dual climate control Front and rear sonar Auto-dimming mirrors w/ power retract & homelink (up to 3 garage doors) (side mirrors heated & power retractable) Windshield wiper defrost grid Limited slip & traction control, both of which can be turned off independently Front, side, and curtain airbags Pre-wired for brake controller and back-up camera and a beer light! Next up, it needs chrome tube steps, a Line-X Extra bedliner, a brake controller, a hard tonneau cover, and maybe a remote start unit Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I didn't even know my shoes had a sexual orientation! Oh well, at least I don't have those nasty stank-fucking-ass Teva feet that most skydivers force everyone around them to endure. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Is there any better reason to get on a POPs load? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

For a THREE? You sure it's not for the jet they've got, DC-9 or something like that? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

"Teach", "help me get ready for the tests"...some say tomatos some say tomatoes. Substitute your words for my words and it would be OK with me....same-same in my book. I think you missed my point. My perception is that most course directors play the role of examiner not teacher, i.e. that they don't try to teach, but merely to test. Jay Stokes taught and then tested. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

OK, at $25/hour, you'll make $67,600 per year...IF you spend all 52 weeks with your girlfriend's dad instead of with her. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Until I took a course with Jay Stokes, I didn't think course directors taught at all. Their function has usually been to test, not teach. Having Jay help me get ready for the tests was a pleasant surprise. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If that's your idea of foreplay, please set aside some time for a talk this weekend. And bring Ed too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Actually, that one can be very good if it's just a water buffalo he stupidly brought home on a drunken Tuesday night. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Sorry, but I think there's a reason for all the coloring on and holes in the walls. Those colors would make me psychotic. Fluroescent green replaced by pin-striped orange? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Any reference to his cock that includes the word "cute" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

"It's so adorable when you fart." "I think it's sexy when you scream and yell at the game on TV" "Sure I'll pack your parachute, as long as you'll pay me with sexual favors." "I'll give you a blowjob if you'll close my rig." "Hey baby, there's NASCAR on Fox right now..." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Just do the math on your starting $/hr and per diem. You're nowhere near 60k. It would be a real shame to get all hyped up and then think your getting screwed by your gf's dad, which would then cause trouble at home with the gf. Not an easy situation. Not including the fact that per diem is being paid for a reason...he'll be out of town and have corresponding expenses. $300 per week doesn't stretch real far when you've got to pay for a hotel room and nothing but restaurant meals. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yeah, I remember seeing that. My truck is also my daily driver, and that's entirely too much truck to wrestle around town every time I need beer. And I'm sure you're right, Toyota will be adding a 3/4 and 1 ton option soon, and a diesel. Toyota recently hooked up with Isuzu for diesel development, in part to make a diesel hybrid for the economy cars, but I imagine we'll also see something like the Duramax in the Tundra. Also, the current Tundra isn't that far off of a 3/4 ton as it's built today, in fact I think that's what some states are licensing it as. Personally, I think my undersized half-ton 01 Tundra tows better than an F-250, and I fully expect improvement on that with a grown up new Tundra. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Speaking of which, I need to put a wireless network into my house that'll run my desktop, my IBM laptop, and my girlfriend's mac laptop (after we get it fixed...fucked up power supply). Additionally, I'd like some sort of port near my entertainment center so I can route audio/video from the computer to the TV/surround sound. I've never built a network, wireless or otherwise. What do I need to buy to make all this work? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)