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Ft lewis jump club Unbearded bob, had a beard (Dod civie) Little bob was a big man (Dod civie) Dangerous Darrell was very dangerous kid seemed to like the nickname utill we witnessed a S/l bounce.Then he wanted to quit jumping Skydave: He picked his own nickname. army dude tried out for the golden knights twice (enough said) LP: Women drives onto the DZ on a big ass Harley and wants to Party!!! her nick name was "Deb the destroyer" I did't ask why I went and sat next to my boss to keep from being destroyed or getting hit with someones body parts or red body fluids. LP: Mike. Funny dude first met him in olla. Then bumped into him at the boogie in LP We're in the bar shooting pool with some local jumpers Mike's standing at the bar between 2 canadian sky babes. Local jumper says damn that dudes butt naked. I look over nope thats Mike and he's he's wearing his shoes. The canadian girls are giggleing. Naked mike was born. The next night same bar a local cowboy and his cowgirl non jumpers stop by for a few drinks. The cowboy goes to take a pee. Some how naked mike got butt naked and sits down next to the cowgirl. Cowboy comes out of the bathroom see's naked mike sitting next to his girl friend. Cowboy is wants to fight with naked mike. Bartender throws the dude out and his girlfriend decides to stay, DZ bar, DZ rules. That was about 20 yr's ago. One Jump Wonder

Hi Twardo Butt Juice got his name at Ralph's. Back in the day when stinking out the plane was a Badge of honor especialy if people would whine, try breath thru there gloves there eyes would start to water every one would look at ea otherr trying to figure out who the stinker was Butt Juice thought he had save up some good gas. To bad so sad his stinker wasn't a gas it was in the liquid form, and he letit go with gusto. Ralph had nicknames for most of the people at his DZ. Butt Juices earned his I would run into him here and there, always adressed him as Butt Juice. Until I met him at the Kick ass boogie in Bali. Didn't even know him and Tex were going. Hi Butt juice

I'm usually an early riser. You can thank the wine from our dinner party last night for that. Hi Skymama "Thank you for your service" I'm on the left coast You've already had your lunch and I'm still in the sack. I'm a late riser

Hi Jumpers ( Gender neutral) DZ Nickname's? We all heard them especially at some of those DZ's. Anyone got some they care to share on the internet with us. One of the best I heard was a dude named Butt Juice. When his mom started jumping I tried real hard but couldn't resist.I asked dear mom since her sons name was Butt Juice was her name Ms Butt Juice . She was about it I think and just giggled. How did Butt Juice guess his name? Anyone want to guess One Jump Wonder

Some folks and DZ's think jumping is a seasonal sport. May also have something to do with the extra altitude and the high pullers. I'm not whineing about the lack of the bad news. No news is good news.

Hi Spence The alledged perp is a 32 yo man with 2 kids. He came from the right side of the tracks and thought he was special Frat rat? maybe back in the day. FWIW In Wa state there are three different levels of sex offenders. (Google is your friend.) But I think once a person is tagged with the sex offender title. A lot of people don't care about the level, or the tyype of crime. One Jump Wonder

Aren't you shoveling the snow that they should be shoveling in Chicago? It's not that Accuweather is 5 degrees off ...they're just a couple of thousand miles off.

I agree completly

Hi Muff We landed there a couple of times. No one told us about McNasty First time really didn't have a problem picked up my shit and walked out the gate. Even closed it behind us like my mom taugght me to do. The second time was at least a few yr's after Z-hills was gone. Skydive city never said whatever you don't land there.. We land in the lottle horse thing again picked up our shit and the gate was chained and locked Thats when I knew I landed in the wrong place. Farmer's don't like people climbing over their gates and fences it can screw them up. Thats why they have the user friendly triangle things to get over the wire. Scratch head, Scratch butt quickly, looked around the Barbed wire fence line, found a low spot in the terrain and crawled under the bottom strung of barbed wire and never even saw McNasty or got my shit caught on the wire. I think The DZM was I landed there. To bad dude you should have let us know before we jumped. R. One Jump Wonder

Hello nice lady I hope there will be many more.

Hi I'm confused by your profile you only have 200 jumps including ONE wingsult jump and your some kind of a wingsuit coach. I have adjusted my profile. Maybe you could do the same? Thanks for reminding me.

Hi I'm confused by your profile you only have 200 jumps including ONE wingsult jump and your some kind of a wingsuit coach. One Jump Wonder

Hi Ladies and Gentlemen Anyone have any unforgettable first hand experience's with a real farmer that was Nasty,That you all would like to share for the purpose of history and entertainment. These days jumpers get excited when they have to land land off the DZ/Airport in the suburbs. Anyone get shot at, get their confiscated, etc by Farmer Mcnasty If you show me yours I'll show you mine. Trust me I'm a jumper. One Jump Wonder

Hello Nice lady Haven't I seen you some place. The is where I think the term wuffo came from, its the same that I wrote in the General forum xcept I've made some minor corrections for the usual spelling and grammer error's/ FWIW The first time we heard the term Wuffo was while jumping in Ks and the DZ is sorrounded by farmers. Farmer walks out . Watch's someone under a parachute landing in his crops, or pasture and exclaims in dismay wuffo?, wuffa or WTF?. Farmers are hard working folks, multi skilled. working in in a very dangerous occupation and have all different kinds of regional accents. They have to worry about rustlers, weather, crop prices etc. They don't need some dumb ass jumpers messing with their crops, or livestock or fences. It costs them $$$$. Got a idea for another silly thread Stay tuned folks. One Jump Wonder

Help Mr Pat Works posted the following in the General Skydiving forum. Q: the Whuffo conundrum --On first learning you’re a skydiver, what stimulates non-skydivers to proclaim their individual emotions Re. jumping from airplanes? Some react like you’ve touched a nerve. Why do folks describe how they feel about skydiving when they were not asked that question? Any ideas? I’ve wondered for 50 years Whuffo they say that anyhow? . . . Anyone? I've posted my thoughts on Mr Works question. Now the thread is turning into a international slug fest, that reminded me of SC. Most of you nice Ladies and Gentlemen have been around a lot more that I have any thought's on MR Works "conundrum". One Jump Wonder

Interesting discussion folks Especially considering this is a international forum that includes people of all age and education levels. This thread was started by Mr Pat Works that asked a simple Question the origin of the term wuffo. I explained my thoughts on the on origin of the term based on my personnel experience landing "out" in farmers fields dating back to 68-74. I still haven't seen anyone come up with a better idea for the origin of the term wuffa. IMO In its present it's now being used by jumpers who think their "all that" . Which btw your not. Golf has special terms, so does tennis that relate to their specific games. IMO calling a person a wuffa (Why You Fall From Airplane) and land on my crops. Calling a person these days that asks a simple question "why" a "whuffo" is what it is. In case anyone hasn't heard the joke about what falls out of the sky? Bird shit and skydivers. To quote a famous rich american "Can't we all just get along". Google that and see what you can come up with. Hint California One time we met a ranch hand from the DZ named the Ranch in NYS while we were jumping in Fl. They (gender neutral) actually believed the local legend that "Him Him Fuck Him: was started by peeps at the ranch or jumpers in general. It wasn't. Resume your discussion now I have a new topic for the history and trivia forum. Where there are plenty of jumpers that are older and wiser than me, and we'll see what we come up with. If your interested follow the new thread there. I don't have a clue what we all will find out. I'm not perfect either. R.

That is very scary

Did anyone keep their dicounted prepaid jump tickets from a DZ that went out of Business? IMO thats some scary stuff One Jump Wonder

What about people who defuse bombs with one hand, tame lions with the other, all while having a king cobra wrapped around their neck and crocs strapped to their shoes while in free fall? You mean SEALs? Dude I think devil dogs are marines, but of course you already knew that and you were just joking. R.

To OP I see this going to the dark nether regions in 3 2 1 Oh no! Not the dark nether regions! No way no how as long as #2 is On DZ.com I'm sure your safe here. Your a cupcake compared to him. I've been banned from the dark nether region per my request and don't miss it one bit. OTOH people tell me to go to hell all the time. I'm sure I'm not going to hell when it time to check out I'm going into the freezer. In my basement. Getting banned from DZ. is possible as #2 is around. One Jump Wonder

Funny? One of the few times i actually LOL had tears running down face and my side hurt from laughing so much. it was hilarious. You cant make this stuff up. When my one tandem skydiving boss heard me LOL, saw tears me holding my stomach she was ready to call escort me to the freezer. When she read the story she had the reaction. I don't think I'll forget this one, but i'm old so maybe I print it out, blow it up to poster size and hang it on the wall. When I start asking my boss why's that thing is hanging on the wall. She'll know its time to escort me to the freezer Lock it and duct tape the lid. Where was I? Damn almost forgot it's time for my nap. R

Hi Mama I looked at the wold map and California was different color than the rest of the US. Than I looked at the section entitled data sources. IMO very interesting. I don't even want to know who funded all the studies. On a happy note. Women have been saying for a long time size doesn't matter. We all know women don't lie.

Hi Thank's for the link. It one of the things I like about DZ. we get to see links to things we would not look at other wise. First I was impressed how high the worker (gender neutral) was able to stack the bricks because my arms aren't that long. When He started pitching them on the top if his load I was really impressed. Walking the plank? I've got a stack of bricks I've been meaning to move, I'll start practicing and let you all know how i do. One Jump Wonder

Hi Don I'm only one person if enough people have the smarts to read between the lines and figure out what #2 really is. Than it's possible #2 will go away. People like #2 aren't going to change. It's a personality disorder. The dude needs some intervention but he convinced there's some kind of Engr and less than worthy women conspiracy against him. IMO That's a sad thing, not a funny thing R.

My memory told me 1968; and Google is our friend: http://www.parapublishing.com/files/articles/Article%20AB-312%20Introverts%20Promote%20from%20Home.pdf JerryBaumchen Thanks Jerry Damn 1968 My uncle took me out of the country for a while that year . I wonder where I got the business card with a pic smitty talking to JC on the back Time to go take a nap. One Jump Wonder