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Baby, let's get together Honey hush, me and you And do the things Ah, do the things That we like to do Oh . . . Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Ba-by I'll meet you Same place, same time Where we get We get together And please our mind (?) Oh . . . Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Baby . . . oww . . . Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Baby . . . Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Now now now . . . Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Let's do it right Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight, baby Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo...
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Ditto... And arrange some form of transportation and or a place to lay my my drunk ass passed out body.
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A bedroom accident did you say? Was it the quadruple leg lock huck a buck? Don't sweat it is what I say. Don't wory now... be happy
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Steve I am on your side and always will be. I know you are good natured and a overall nice guy. If you say the dude's a prick then the dude is a prick. But as for doing anything about it? Just chalk it up as another a-hole encounter that we all have to deal with on a daily basis and let it slide... He let you slide so let him slide. Everybody has off days ya know...
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There is one movie comes to my mind that may help you. This movie has scenes which are second to none with regards to skydiving instruction. From first jump refresher training, exit, freefall and especially canopy control. Fandango... Get it for sure. This movie has elevated my skydiving to new heights i could only have dreamed of in the past. Fandango
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In before the lock ...
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Tell her that I'm a nice boy and that you only PM me all the time
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I like all of you...
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Those ten tequila shots a couple of weeks ago. I should have stopped at none...
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question: What did the bra say to the hat? answer: You go on ahead I'll give these two a lift...
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gee gork is being really mean to me? I wonder what I could have done to piss him off? Maybe when I told him his swoop sucked ass a couple of weeks ago... maybe he took that personally? Or all the seagulls and seals have migrated south for the winter and he has nothing else to torment? Oh well...
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I would have voted for Dr. Suesse "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" with J. Carrey.
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Did anyone click on the snow globe site? http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm
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A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman: Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: May I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it for driving drunk four times. Officer: I see...May I see your vehicle registration papers please? Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A police sergeant slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. sergeant: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please? The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Sergeant: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is quite stunned. Sergeant: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the second officer. The sergeant snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Sergeant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too! The Moral of the Story: Women. Don't mess with them.
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Well at least you have a good excuse to pull out all those old Bloom County comics I'm sorry to hear about you injuries. Get well quickly!! The sky isn't going anywhere...
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I'd love to join you kids but the J-O-B doesn't condone my taking weekdays off for skydiving adventures... And as for the anonymous raindancer out there in the bay area... You better watch yo back beeeootch!! Peace...
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Seriously... (Happy T-Day & Gork Stay out of here)
Sebazz1 replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire
I'm off tomorrow. Leaving town in the morn. No work till next Mon. Tonight I get jiggy wit it -
Seriously... (Happy T-Day & Gork Stay out of here)
Sebazz1 replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire
Be safe out there kiddo's. Keep the drinking and driving to a minimum, be nice to your family and jump safe this weekend. That's all I gots ta say homeee's I'll take some big white fluffy puffies, epic deep blue sky and a big warm sun beam with that... To go! -
Le chien chaud?
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Oversensitiveness has spread throughout the entire state! Time to move.
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Did someone say eeevvilll.... POP's the man he can take a little ribbin