Sebazz1

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Race day tomorrow night will cure all of your pent up frustrations.

The rules are different for girls and guys ya know...

You know your 1000 th post has to be posted naked.

Must a been a right winger. The left winged Penguins don't bite often. Much nicer too... Now wabbits...

I found a picture of a post whore!!! It was right by the definition in the dictionary!!

What's the main difference between Penguins and Bunnies?

I have never post whored before... What is the meaning of this word "post-whore" Facinating to say the least this whoring of posts

Now I'm a penguin and I love eating raw fish... yummy yummy yum

I am really a sea faring sea bass... That pic I was using was some yuppie fisherman I ate.

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I've seen Penguin batting but this Pinguin batting is totally new. Pinguins I hear are very skinny Penguins. Almost as skinny as a pin.

Sorry

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Naw he's jiggy wit it... because of you Lisa I am leaving early like in 5 minutes to run to the store and then race home to drink some beer. Thank you thank you thank you for liberating my soberness... I'm off!!

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke

CHEATER!!!!! LMAO...

I wish I could chill with you right now and pour some cold beer down my throat. Rip some wicked burps and such... Still at work though and 3,000 miles away

Hey you just copied that pic from me Hey look at my new high score

Well I know who da wo-man is but I'm still da man... very nice btw

588.8 Oh yeah who's da man!!

A little article on insurance premiums by state

I think Atlanta has the worst single driver...

Nine years ago I drove approx 1,170 ish miles from Aspen Colorado to Palo Alto California. Took me about 20 hours. Had to get out of that town and get the hell home... Stopped at a truck stop in Tahoe for a 2 hour nap.

I wouldn't use the word giddy Clay. Maybe really stoaked would be more appropriate unless you plan to skip through the daiseys in celebration then you can keep giddy... bwah ~ just kiddin