Sebazz1

Gork looks better in a dress than many girls do... Tis sad but true. Yes it was within my authourity to post that tid bit of info. Sorry...

Hi Jennifer!! You'll be a shit hot skydiver flying circles around everybody else before you know it!! trust me. See you at the DZ! Seb.

Mike you have a great nack of getting your feelings out in writing. Superb post. I also took a gentlman named Nicholas on leave from Iraq who is in the army on a tandem that same day (subsequently we had a cutaway on that jump - he can't wait for airborne he told me...) I thanked him profusely before the jump for doing what he also considered just his job. He too was a bit embarrased by my praise. He has been in several gun fights already. His frustration was evident by his stories and his facial expressions. Still it put things into perpective. I may jump out of planes, do tons of tandems, aff etc... but this guy has the real balls... not me. He did squeel just a tad when I chopped the main though Exellent post bro!

Land lines are down. They have to call you... My father called me on his cell. Hope you hear from them soon.

Just talked to my father in Paso Robles very near Cambria. He is pretty shaken and rattled. He's ok though. Some of his cliff property is no more and his pool is shalf empty.... Fakin aye. I hope everyone else is alright too.

Good Clown...

Mike is the poop... and I mean that in a nice way... Welcome. Officially...

Clay was first to respond to both posts... he really has got a nose for these things

[url http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=315449;search_string=casual%20friday;#315449]At least I posted NSFW

This is good news ideed!! Can't wait till I'm 59 yrs old...

Ah you're learning... You'll figure it out in no time. And if not?! Call you mom... Moms know everything!

Been a long time Kate...

Yo Nate... I may see you Can't wait to snuggle old buddy!! POP and I will be driving down most likely the day after x-mas. Check it...

You have the right to remain postless. Anything you post can and will be used against you in the dungeon of dropzone.com. You have the right to a moderator. If you can not afford a moderator one will be appointed to you by the head honcho. Ok hands behind your head It's so funny the pic was worth a re-post

Stanley the Clown... Man that clown was one punk @ss biotch!!! I don't miss him one bit. ...

THE HOMELESS MAN A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What are you kiddin' and catch a disease for ten lousy bucks!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex".

Someone wrote TTFN at the end of an e-mail. I have no idea what it could possibly stand for... Thanks in advance for any help.

You know I agree with you. Those are really great posts!! Dropzone.com... Great site Fresh Zebra Good fun

I shwear i habn't en srinking occifer... Sorry sorry. not funny... giggle..hic.. hic.. hicup...

Or the Butter! or... a C-130 Baby!! Hook one of them tank canopies up to your tandem rig and just roll right off the tail gate

Naked tandem wooo hoooo!!! At a DZ near you!!!

No I just heard with all the nice so cal weather he's been jumping too much and spent all his cash. He'd rather live in a rainy, dreary, sunstarved place so he can't spend all his moolah on jumps.

So you know you're sitting there. Itchin. Actually ignore the itching part. Anxious sounds better. It's late. You've been sippin on some brewski's. Been bustin on some whuffo job all week. The weekend is here baby! BUT! The forcast don't look so nice... sooo... You sit there with some false hope that maybe just maybe I can squeeze in a few jumps early... But... It's friday night... Night. Dark. Not at the DZ. Need air badly. No sorely. No you just need to take a freefall bath peroid. ack! What do I do? Drink another brew. Toss an turn for a few hours before rollin down to the DZ? Cause you know you/I are goin dang it. Even if I can't jump I can at least roll around in some nylon. Smell some dirty jumpsuits. Talk the talk. Walk the walk. Tell em all about this one epic dive one time... Ya know.... Stare at the sky. See one patch of blue and all start screamin HOLE HOLE HOLE!!! But you all know it's in vain... sigh... I don't know but... damn I'll just spit it out. I NEED TO SKYDIVE!! There... I said it. I'm a dirty filthy skydiving whore!!! P.S. You suck... In the nicest possible way of course. In the nicest possible way. Need a brew? I'm off to grab another brother...

This time we want pictures of the twins!! Safe journeys dude... oh and do you want me to keep your bimmer bike while you're gone? Cheers!