kingbunky

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  1. i have one. stupid fact: elephants are the only animals that can't jump. that's a good thing. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  2. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  3. i think you're referring to 'petit chou' (the spelling may be off, the second word is pronounced like 'shoe')... literally means 'little cabbage', actually means brussel sprout. it does sound nice in french though! edited cuz i kant spel to gud. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  4. not sure about a hornet, but the sabre manual (i believe) specifically states that you should NEVER roll the nose 4+4 and stuff them into the center cell, major canopy damage may result. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  5. ..and then you cut back o the 'prescription' meds and they got normal? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  6. yeah, once i read your hint about burning the paper with the hair on it the rest of it worked out.. oh, and keeping the beer cold. i had to go put it back in the fridge for a bit. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  7. the fridge should be to your left, the light visible in the center and the red blanket on your right.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  8. i found the 5th piece of paper and the incense... still haven't figured out what to do with it.. one space left in my item list for the last piece of paper. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  9. i had to refresh about a dozen times before i got in... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  10. how about the viridian room? i'm stuck already! so much for any meaningful work getting done today. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  11. probably a repost, but worth the refresher anyways. learn them. know them. live them. 1. Thou shall not rent the movie 'Chocolate'. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLSHIT'. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale. 9. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. However, you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable. 10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay. 11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party. 12. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it. 13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean. 14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem. You didn't see nothin'. 15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. 16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat. 17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood. 19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free. 20. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 22. If a buddy is out-numbered, out-manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy. 23. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." "Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?" 24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean. 25. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer. 26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response. 27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need. 28. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  12. we need these... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  13. jim carrey, kate winslet. imdb entry. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  14. maybe it's air canada trying to land at a dropzone again? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  15. this came up at our safety day on the weekend, and as i understand it, it works like this: an american resident with a uspa membership is covered at cspa and uspa dropzones a canadian resident with a cspa membership is covered at uspa and cspa dropzones a canadian resident with a uspa membership is not covered at a cspa dropzone an american resident with a cspa membership is not covered at a uspa dropzone. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  16. i've tried go fast and red bull, and i like the taste of the go fast best, but the red bull is more readily available in your average convenience store and i find it has a better kick to it. being a can-eh-dian, we can't buy any of the good ones up here so the only time i get to try them is when i travel south. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  17. when my daughter was about 2 and a half, she stubbed her toe on my tool box when i sent her to bed. instead of crying like most kids that age, she looked down, said 'fuck', then continued on to her room. my ex and i just looked at each other and almost busted a gut trying not to laugh out loud. couldn't give her shit for swearing because a) i would have said the same thing and b) she used the word in the proper context. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  18. yup, that would be dropzone... the 'luggage' was michael jeter. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  19. okay, got home, pulled it open, packed it up (wouldn't jump it though, it's my propack), then suited up and took some pics. happy happy joy joy! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  20. Just go to Swartchz on St Laurent and ask for extra lean! mmmmm
  21. a guy from our dz brought a couple of cans of boiled peanuts back from florida with him... i found them somewhat nasty. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  22. clicky for those who haven't seen it. i think it's hilarious! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  23. gotta go with the pb&j for most occasions, with kraft smooth light pb (gotta watch the fall rate dontcha know!) and smucker's raspberry jam. it's breakfast, it's lunch, it's supper, could even be dessert. pb and cheez whiz is also an interesting combo. for other occasions, a montreal-style smoked meat on rye, piled high, with mustard, big dill and some home-style fries on the side. don't have that one often though, please refer to the previous note on fall rate. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  24. i'll post them after i get home. i snuck out of work to go pick it up, no camera here.
  25. i get to do the happy dance! my new-to-me pre-second () rig arrived from utah via florida. two weeks from opening day, now i have to learn to pack it! i'm just bustin'!