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Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation? Car Rental Assistant: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars. Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation! Car Rental Assistant: I think I know why we have reservations. Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

cool! thanks for the info. i saw that adrenaline rush was playing, but i think the run ends the week before i get there, and so does the nascar one. i've seen adrenaline rush it on the imax dome in ottawa (ontario, not illinois!) twice and it was very cool. i think i'd like a boat ride, and i do like architecture, so that sounds like fun. i was thinking about doing the sears tower thing, but i'll add the hancock building to the list as well. as far as food goes, pretty much anything goes. we both like asian and indian stuff, but what is chicago famous for, besides deep dish pizza? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

...besides skydive! the missus and meself are planning a road trip in october and will have a day or so to spend in the windy city. we'll be there on a friday morning, but want to camp and spend saturday at sdc, then we have blueman tickets for sunday evening. i've looked around online and found that they push navy pier as a touristy destination, and millenium park. we're not museum type folks, we'd rather see something a little offbeat. any suggestions? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

First on race day! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i thought it was that it doesn't look like the female reproductive system.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

is it uncle harvey's plane by roger miller you're looking for? Me ‘n’ Oliver ‘n’ Virgil was in the drugstore killing time When my eyes fell upon this magazine And I got to reading this article on sky-diving and parachuting And it said jumping out of air-planes was the thing Now being raised down on a farm and always ready for adventure I knew that I could figure out a way I said “Well Delmer Gill’s got a parachute and Uncle Harvey’s got an air-plane” So I said “Call the boys together, today’s the day” Well I found out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane Was nothing but an engine and a wing And I could feel my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute ‘Cos he kept telling me I was doing the right thing Ron McLoughlin shook my hand as JD strapped me in the harness And Tildon brought a jug and passed it around I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and that air-plane And I turned that bottle up and drank it down Well I was drunker’n Cooter Jones when they poured me in the plane The engine coughed and headed for the clouds But I was sober as a judge by the time they opened up the door And I’ve never known my heart to beat so loud I said, “Harvey, I can’t do it” as he kicked me out the door And I wrapped my hands around the landing gear And I was holding on real good ‘til Harvey stepped down on my fingers And Virgil said he heard me scream from way down there Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my parachute finally opened I said “Well, hell there ain’t no use in being afraid” And I went crashing through the hen house, scattering chickens and breaking eggs And I kissed the ground and fainted dead away Now friends I’ve done some fighting, and I’ve been shot at once or twice And I’ve durn near been run over by a train But I don’t think I remember being any more afraid Than the day I jumped from Uncle Harvey’s plane "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

the "offical" darwin awards site, but who actually acredits them? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

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i think they'd want cash up front for that one, and they probably wouldn't put their name on it either! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

hmmmmmmm was that you noe, it was me "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

how about this? the one you have is nice, but not bright enough.... i have no sense of color co-ordination, but i like playing with canopy and container coloring programs! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i was just going to point people at that post when i saw the title of this one! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i've been a nascar fan for many years, and finally got to see my first race last summer. it was amazing! if you want to watch the race, you see way more on tv, but if you want to experience the race, you gotta go to the track at least once. i went to pocono and because the track is so big we basically only saw them going down the front stretch, but the speed and sound was incredible, very visceral, you could feel the sound pounding into you. they go by so fast, that if you looked straight ahead at the track, you could see cars go by but you had no idea who was who, the colors all blurred together. ...and tony is my favourite driver as well, he was kicking ass, then blew up his motor with about 30 laps or so to go. oh well, at least i beat the rush out of the track. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i know what you mean. first marriage, the whole church thing. second marriage, city hall. third marriage,.... if you hear of me having a third marriage, shoot me. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

pretty inconsiderate of her to expect you to be at her beck and call. if she had told you in advance when the shower was, and you said you would be there, that's one thing. since you already made plans (and posssibly other commitments) to be at the airshow, then go to the airshow. i'm no expert at weddings (well, the chick side of it anyway), but isn't it up to the maid of honour to schedule the shower? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i dunno, breastfeeding in public can be dangerous. i was in the west edmonton mall and went into the 'family room' with my ex to change our daughter. there was a young lady breastfeeding in there when we went in, and while i was trying to look like i wasn't looking at what i shouldn't have been looking at, i ran into a wall and nearly knocked myself out. to her credit, my ex laughed her ass off, and so did the young lady.

doesn't it just suck? especially when you already worked 8:30 - 4:30, went home for supper, let the ferrets out for an hour, went to a club to see a band (trooper still rocks!), had 5 or 6 or 7 beer, then had to come back in, then heard voice mails from people who thought you wre coming in at 10 so you're already 3 hours behind. and to think, there are people having fun at the WFFC, and we're stuck at work. blah, blah blah. i'm done whining now. hey lisa, did my slider come in? hope you and everyone else is having a blast. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i'd have to suggest bringing enough $$ to have her do a tandem. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

dammit, figured it out and someone beat me to it! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

8. ch poorri steal from the rich and give to the poor? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

written in small letters near the bottom of the door: "you are now shitting at a 45° angle." or here i sit with a broken heart took two pills and my truck won't start but just to prove i'm a die hard trucker took two more and pushed the mother f*cker or under the paper roll: " driver's license, please take one." "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

a ferret will go to sleep if you pick them up by the scruff of their neck. comes in handy when they're trying ot gnaw your arm off, or you're trying to clip their nails. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

the best one i read about that was actually issued was FAH QUE "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i remember the belly ring pics! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i'm up to about 70 jumps now, 14 from an otter the rest from a 182. the only problem i have is the long ride to 10.5k after we have the otter for one weekend a year! i like the cessna though, just you, a pilot and you 3 closest friends. and i mean close. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001