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  1. one of the missing is a guitar player for the band "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  2. latest count is 54 dead, many in hospital in serious and critical condition with major burns. cnn story. very sad. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  3. very surreal... almost but not quite entirely unlike reading douglas adams. keep it up! (use viagra if required). "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  4. not realy a quote, just a look. i'm on about jump 15 or so, me, a jumpmaster and two first jumpers climb in the cessna, the plane won't start so they bring a truck over to boost it, the pilot goes to close his side window, the handle falls off so they duct tape it shut. one of the students looks at me and says about his buddy (the other first jumper), "he's taking his first jump, he's never been in a plane before. i look at the other guy and say "so, are you having fun yet?" he just looks at me. i now know what sheer terror looks like! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  5. dammit! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  6. i caught part of a simpsons episode last night where groundskeeper willie had to strip down and grease up to chase bart's dog thorought he ventilation shaft in the school. he was wearing a thong. for some reason, your comment reminded me of that! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  7. now there's a picture i could do without. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  8. michelle, compared to supermodels, we're all hairy trolls, except jt of course, and maybe freeflyplaymate. at least something a little positive came from this post. my brother inflicted it upon me, and i felt that by passing it along i could ease my own pain. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  9. kingbunky

    prayers

    No worries - I'm sure if you are a nympho with huge boobs, you will be forgiven don't forget the liquor store! she has to own a liquor store! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  10. Your Ass Lick Park and the always classic "To Live and Shave in LA" "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  11. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  12. kingbunky

    prayers

    you are entirely correct... i guess that's what i get for cutting and pasting "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  13. kingbunky

    prayers

    FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a golf course and liquor store. Amen "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  14. NSFW! ...and i'm probably going to hell for it as well. you can't help looking though, can you? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  15. what about charlie pride and roger whittaker? i still remember the damn songs 30 years later. it's just not right! maybe i could sue them for emotional distress or something! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  16. isn't that latoya jackson? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  17. kingbunky

    guess who

    not just a problem, more like a pattern... i've seen a number of posts from freebird with the same theme... ya gotta be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  18. my tv was on discovery channel (nobody watching it, typical with a house ful of kids) when it came on so i glued myself to the couch for the duration. i wish there had been more of it, but it was more than i'd seen of it before so i'm ahead a little. anyone know if there will be a video (preferable dvd) of the whole process? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  19. i do that with my dog all the time. i always walk him in the park and have trained him to 'do his business' in the bushes so i don't have to pick it up. in the winter, everyone walks on a narrow path that ends up being a trench about 2 feet deep and he has a hard time getting out of it, so i pick him up and toss him (with a low arc) about 6-8 feet off the path. when the snow is soft, he pretty much disappears. he'll run around in circles a few times to make a nest of sorts, does his thing and then tries to swim back to me. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  20. ...and phrases and clauses "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  21. if you're going to include captain kangaroo, you have to inclue the banana splits and h.r. puff'n'stuff. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  22. check it out! sponsored by your friends at darpa... think of the jumps you could buy.... [homer voice]mmmmm, jump money![/homer voice] doh! i guess it isn't an rc race, it has to be autonomous. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  23. the most expensive vehicle i've had to fill (other than freighliners!) would be a lincoln navigator i rented... $85. the cars i have now are $30 (tercel) and $45 (bmw) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  24. captain caveman, hands down. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  25. the whole weekend, or just while jumping? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001