kingbunky

i read an article about him a few weeks ago, facinating story. he was a juvenile delinquent, headed for jail, got into building custom bikes. now he has a business (west coast choppers) with 50 employees and 6 million in annual sales... without investors or bank loans! he has a waiting list of over a year to get a custom bike, and here's an example of what happens if you try to buy your way to the top of the list (from this article: the guy is having way too much fun. and yes, he is a direct decendant of the outlaw jesse james. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

this place needs a little lightening up... One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed. The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say "OK". And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was "OK." She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man." I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during Spring 2006. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

NSFW!!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

pphhhhhhhhhtttttttt!!!!!!!!! i win! damn i'm bored. today was safety day, then we (somehow) had a free keg of beer at a local tavern. now i'm babysitting my daughter and 3 of her friends on a 14th birthday sleepover. good thing i got my share of the free beer. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

depending on the age of your son, any of the jersey trilogy, with the exception of chasing amy, that, while it was a very good movie, wasn't as funny as the other four (how many commas can one put in a sentence?) i'm with the others on the zucker movies. you might also consider coen brothers movies (raising arizona or brother where art thou) if he has/enjoys a drier sense of humour. edited because beer inhibits spelling abilities. edited again because i still can't spell. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

all together now... "whuffo you jump outta da airplanies?" ie, a non-skydiver. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

...but i got the memo, i just forgot... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

...i'm going to get you high. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i'll just go ahead and come in on saturday to do that... okaaaayyy??? where's my damn stapler.. i had a red swingline.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

damn, out of the loop again... oh well, i'm in canada. i'll get the news soon. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

perfect... we're sneaking into the whuffo mentality... we'll be all around them, but they won't notice because they're used to seeing us. i bouth a scratch (lottery) ticket the other day because there was a skydiver on it. okay, so he was wearing skis (in freefall?), but he still had a rig on! they won't even notice when we take over! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know that men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor.... and these are the people we have sent into Iraq to search for hidden weapons of mass destruction? I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in. Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a gram of dope. Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and notice when a quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mothercan smell alcohol on your breath before you get your key in the front door and can smell cigarette smoke from a block away. By examining laundry, a mother knows more about their kids than Sherlock Holmes. And if a mother wants an answer to question, she can read an offenders eyes quicker than a homicide detective. So... considering the value a mother could bring to an inspection team, why are we sending a bunch of old men who will rely on electronic equipment to scout out hidden threats? My mother would walk in with a wooden soup spoon in one hand, grab Saddam by the ear, give it a good twist and snap, "Young man, do you have any weapons of mass destruction?" And God help him if he tried to lie to her. She'd march him down the street to some secret bunker and shove his nose into a nuclear bomb and say, "Uh, huh, and what do you call this, mister?" Whap! Thump! Whap! Whap! Whap! And she'd lay some stripes across his bare bottom with that soup spoon, then march him home in front of the whole of Baghdad. He'd not only come clean and apologize for lying about it, he'd cut every lawn in Baghdad for free for the whole summer. Inspectors my tail... You want the job done? Call a mother. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

yes, but they would have to maintain it if it was based on a daily average. most would get tired of it after a bit and the true post-whores would shine through. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

okay, my last suggestion got shot down (perhaps rightfully so), but here's another stab at it. would it be a lot of work (my limited scripting knowledge tells me yes) to add an asterisk or something to a person's user name if they attain a certain posts-per-day average? i know clay's average was almost 30 a day at one point, my own is about 3... somwhere in the middle there should be a number that entitles a person to actual post-whore status.

my 20th was last 2001 (2002 actually, but because the school was so small they had a reunion for the whole decade of the 80's!). i was in town (it's about 100 miles from here) but was camping. didn't make it to any of the functions, didn't miss anything. half of the class never left town so i can see them whenever i go back to visit the folks, the other half hasn't been back since graduation. despite a few attempts by me to contact a couple of friends, nobody got back to me so screw'em! friends seemed so important in high school, but that fades, especially after 20 years. otoh, you could go back and show everyone you're still a hottie and laugh at all those that got fat! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

ummm, dave, nuthin' there! edit : cuz dave edited to add the pic! nice.... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

...just remember, she can't cut ya off if she don't know where yer gettin' it! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

ahhh, i've missed those mental images... thanks! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

oh come on now... we want to see a picture of your three hole punch, not a catalogue! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

too funny! i have that exact same video! level 2 i think... get to 5500, wave off, pause, the videographer checks his alti, looks back towards me, i wave again then pull. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i just ordered a new dytter and altiII for christmas, there was very little duty, but the exchange was a killer... it came to about $520 CDN to put it in my hands. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

... Sum Ting Wong? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

isn't it funny that she chose a 'shaved pussy' thread to reappear in? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

no, the fact that he's chinese is not funny, he just happened to be chinese. no, he's not courageous for jumping from 180 feet on an unproven design, he is a darwin candidate. i'm sure that other innovators in the sport had some failures as well, but i am equally sure that they did it from a higher altitude and a reserve that was proven. he was lucky. it's just something i found kinda funny. i'm sorry if you thought i was being insensitive and/or racist, that was not my intent. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

might want to wait for a little more r&d... ananova 'Minor adjustments' needed after parachute failed to open A Chinese man was slightly injured after he jumped from a 180ft cliff to test his homemade parachute. Qin Ning, 33, landed in a pool of water after his parachute failed to open. He told the Beijing Star Daily that some minor adjustments were needed before it could be put on the market. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001