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  1. npgraphicdesign
    Oooooohhhh you're asking for now...
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    I know of one...but she's in Florida...
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    As of yesterday, I am freshly single. Won't some cute skydiving female console me?
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    Wait...so how many jumps do you have? :P
  5. npgraphicdesign
    What do you know? You only have 3 jumps.. Or is that also the amount of times you've had sex?
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    When did you realize that you're not just trying skydiving a few times, but you've actually fallen in love with the sport? My epiphany was jump #11. I was at about 2000 feet playing around under canopy right above the landing area, and I saw another skydiver about 500 feet away from me. No biggie, as I was used to seeing other insane people under a parachute in the same airspace. Then, when i glanced at the other skydiver again, I saw a hawk soaring right between us. It was not flying away, not diving down to nail some poor unsuspecting field mouse, but it was just soaring in the wind. At that moment, all I could think was "Wow. This is incredible. I'm so glad I started jumping out of a plane" Cheesy I know...but works for me. What was your 'moment'?
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    standard training regimen since the early 70's, you have no ownership/royalty rights feet-knees-hands-chest-face Stock 5 point PLF Hey they never taught us that in ground school. What gives? the new ISP doesn't share the cool "secret stuff" Oh that makes sense. So have I been indoctrinated into a secret club now? Do I owe beer?
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    standard training regimen since the early 70's, you have no ownership/royalty rights feet-knees-hands-chest-face Stock 5 point PLF Hey they never taught us that in ground school. What gives?
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    Oh the beer was for another jump, when I got fixated on other landing skydivers and followed them down, only to realize that they were tandem video guys landing in the tandem area. So I had to find another spot to land, because there's no way I could've made it back. Landing in a small strip of land just behind the parking lot. I guess you really CAN put down a Triathlon anywhere.
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    Congrats!!!
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    Well let's see....the 190 isn't new. I jumped a 190 Sabre2 at Elsinore, but totally different animal. The 7c is new..and i just bought use rig that has a 210 Tri, so this was good practice. The openings? I was whipped around pretty badly on 2 of 4 jumps, but that might have been my body position as well. I only have 40 jumps...need some experience to put it down 'anywhere'
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    No that's not a video game shortcut. Yep, that was one of my landings on a Triathlon 190 this weekend at Jumptown. The only part of me that got hurt was my pride... Damn those Triathlons are tricky, especially if you've only had 4 jumps with one.
  13. npgraphicdesign
    I need coffee...please.
  14. npgraphicdesign
    See how easy and fun predicting weather can be? And you MUST have seen this then: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog does the weather forecast for Hawaii (pssst...Doug...it's worksafe...language only. )
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    Just language. No visuals. I don't post those kind of sites...google images is your friend if that's what you're looking for.
  16. npgraphicdesign
    http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ Too funny
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    I'm SOOOO safe - they know me too and won't believe you. I don't know you but I am sticking with All Turtles are Naughty Naughty. With a user name like yours one can only assume you are naughty... Assumption is the mother of all....
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    I'm SOOOO safe - they know me too and won't believe you. I don't know you but I am sticking with All Turtles are Naughty Naughty.
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    Three men are discussing their married lives. One says 'I think my wife is cheating on me with a carpenter.' The other guys ask 'how do you know?" The first guy says "well I come home, pull back the bed covers and I see wood shavings on my bed.' The second guy says "well since you brought it up, I think my wife is cheating on me with a baker." The other guys ask 'how do you know?' The second guy says 'Well I come home, pull back the bed covers, and I see flour on my bed." The third guy says "well, I'll confess as well...I think my wife is cheating on me with a train conductor." The other guys look at him incredulously. He says "Yea...I come home, pull back my bed covers, and I see the train conductor....." Post your funnies!
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    Morning Bry! Happy Monday to ya! How are things? Coffee sounds good, but I had a small cup earlier and a post-workout shake. So I am ok for now...
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    hey Dave, Let's get one and test it this weekend at CPI. Who can we volunteer for the first test jump?
  22. npgraphicdesign
    That's an amooseing story Seriously, glad you're ok!
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    I guess I will probably just work on my belly flying, put a hundred or so jumps on it, and will look for a different container in the meantime.
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    Like this little guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0dzKH1Rfs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA
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    Nooooooooooooooooo....