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Too late...
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All done...we'll see what the dog says this afternoon. So, can a guy get a cup o' coffee 'round here?
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WE..are doing crappy. Going to get a chest xray today, because this cough has stopped sounding like an allergies related symptom.
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Sounds like you had one of those too. Oh and Good Morning!!
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Lame lame lame...surely you could come up with a better first line than THAT! Btw, where does the term 'whuffo' come from?
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Good idea
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For me it wasn't butterflies...it was pterodactyles. Big. Scary. Poisonous. Loud. Pterodactyls.
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Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken?
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Too bad for him & you it was a glass office.
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...even if your leg straps and your chest strap are fastened? What are the actual chances of your container actually coming apart at the seams, ripping, etc. for whatever reason? (I know that's when gear checks are useful, checking for rips, tears, etc.) Although I'm still at beginner status with 40 jumps, I have faith that if I'm ever faced with a critical situation, I will use every ounce of my training and abilities to try to fix it. The only part that really freaks me out about skydiving is falling out of your harness, because then you're truly 100% screwed. So, how likely is it?
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~ The Ranch on July 4th Weekend ~
npgraphicdesign replied to missann1320's topic in Events & Places to Jump
oversized gloves and headgear/mouthpiece. Bah. It's bare-knuckles or nothin' Can you at least throw in a bit o' kickboxing? -
My most embarrassing moment: Having just moved to this country in 1989, I've never worn boxers: speedos all the way!! So when about a year later, my stepdad bought some cool Bart Simpson boxers, naturally, I assumed that they were shorts. Yes, I knew that Bart Simpson was cool, even with my limited knowledge of English. So I put them on and off to 5th grade I went. It never dawned on me that the opening in the front wasn't just for aesthetic purposes but also had a functional purpose. So, from 8am, when the homeroom teacher noticed my faux pa, until 1230pm, when my mother came to school to bring me a real pair of pants, I spent in the nurse's office. I've lost count of how many nicknames I earned for that little episode. So, what's your most embarrassing moment?
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It is 7:00 Am at work, no one else is here, so I will brag to you!!!
npgraphicdesign replied to DougH's topic in The Bonfire
Congrats Doug! That's a first so....BEER!! -
~ The Ranch on July 4th Weekend ~
npgraphicdesign replied to missann1320's topic in Events & Places to Jump
So...is this fight night full contact, bare knuckles, all out war? Or will gloves and helmets be provided? -
Wait...you're suppose to arch? I thought that the fetal position was the optimal freefall position. And Jennifer, if you need some way to pass the time, I can help you. It will be almost as good as your skydive, so in a way, I'll be helping prepare you for your experience in a week. I'm easy, just not cheap.
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Want to go to NY instead of CT? Don't know if I'll have my cypres by then, but I called them and they are shipping it back from Germany early next week. I'll rent one more time if I have to....
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Hey I know you!!! I'll be up in the sky by next weekend, allergies or not!
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Luubrchc! Glimnar? Shrubberies! Snozzberries!!!
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Well at least he has something to expend his horny energy on.
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Bet you weren't horny then. He was...he was tryng to lick the ground :P
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Ummm...your aim sucks??? ;P
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Sounds like your aim is about as accurate as my landings :P
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wait,...WTF did I type? 'Saman?' I meant WOMAN...damn this autocorrect featureon the iPhone!! wait...maybe it thought I was trying to write 'satan'?:p
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I don't want to kick you when you're grown. You don't have a leg to stand on anyways ;)
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You're such a dog. Quit hitting on every beautiful skydiving saman within the reach of the Internet. What a dog... There. Are you happy now, mr. I love mutts, I'm of Hungarian descent?':P