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Girlfriend - someone who's not just a different girl you try to go out with every single week and bed after one night of drinks

So when is it acceptable (or not acceptable) to date multiple people? Should you let them know of each other, or would you not even bring it up? But if they asked you 'are you dating anyone else also' would you tell them the truth or lie? So, what do you think?

Haha...you're too funny dude...and that's a stereotype.... That's mostly true

oh she gave her number willingly...wasn't even asked for it

...says the guy with a tattoo of a cat in his av.

This was mildly funny.

1. Why was the ex 10 feet away at the same bar? 2. If she wants someone's number that's her business (but she doesn't have to be rude about it) 3. Why the hell would the ex get mad?? If she just wants attention - she wins; otherwise, he still winds up looking like a knob. 1. Because it's hiphop/open mic night, and he usually plays the drums there, and she happens to come on that night. 2. True 3. Because he is apparently jealous or upset or annoyed that the girl asked me...err...the bouncer for his number. She sounds like trouble.. Enjoy! Thanks. I'm not sure if I'll decide to enjoy or let someone else have the pleasure. In other news, how YOU doin'?

Don't you mean 'Dr. Love'? Yes that's Dr. D to you there! You want my brutally honest opinion? A wise man once said in some movie when asked by a busty babe, How do you write women so well? To which he replied: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. So let us ponder this declaration, this pontification, this dissemination...... In that it is safe to assume that she had no clue where her x was, let alone he was with in ear shot nor had a clue that her actions could have some repercussions, such as offending her X to the point of starting an argument. Was she trying to be heartless and cruel? Possibly. Was she just being brainless and clueless? More likely. But then again you have to view the world as I view it, in that people should not go out of their way to hurt others just to make them selves feel better. But as a good friend always says, the best way to deal with some one who lacks reason and accountability.....is to simply walk away and be the better person regardless of the harm they inflicted on you. Not easy, not fun, not satisfying as a slap to the back of the head. But it's the right thing to do. And your friend shouldn't hold his breath for an apology, girls don't apologize. They say they do but.....frankly they could stab you a dozen times in the back and with a blank face tell the cops that you just fell on the knife. Dr. D? What does the D stand for? 1. That guy isn't my friend. 2. She knew he was there, as her, him and 3 other people were leaving the bar together. They were walking outside by the front door of the bar, and she made a little detour inside to the front door...

1. Why was the ex 10 feet away at the same bar? 2. If she wants someone's number that's her business (but she doesn't have to be rude about it) 3. Why the hell would the ex get mad?? If she just wants attention - she wins; otherwise, he still winds up looking like a knob. 1. Because it's hiphop/open mic night, and he usually plays the drums there, and she happens to come on that night. 2. True 3. Because he is apparently jealous or upset or annoyed that the girl asked me...err...the bouncer for his number.

English...do you speak it?

Hey Arnold was raised on such an island, and the first woman he scored with was Kellh Preston, so that may not be a bad thing

Don't you mean 'Dr. Love'?

that's my opinion too ;)

besides the obvious

...ask for someone elses number with their ex standing about ten away and overhearing the conversation? In this case, a woman asking for a number of a bouncer at a bar with her ex a fee feet away on the street. Of course the ex gets mad and they proceed to have a shouting match on the street next to the bar, until the womans friend calms her ex down...

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What's the closest airport to Eloy? And as long as it doesn't go below 50...ish....I think I can handle it. eloy is an airport ;) but if you are looking for major i would say phoenix Wiseass. YOu know what i meant

No kidding...I thought there were way more dudes than that.. But then again, they are probably saying f*** it and kickin' back instead of voting.

What's the closest airport to Eloy? And as long as it doesn't go below 50...ish....I think I can handle it.

I live in CT, and I'm not as crazy as some of these other guys that skydive here (ahem, pilotdave and company ) So, I need recommendations on where I can get away for a week to two weeks and do nothing but jump. I was at Elsinore for 11 days last January, and my only..i repeat...only gripe was the wind that grounded everyone for 3 (or maybe even 4!) days out of the 11 days I was there. I want to visit another DZ in the US (or even abroad, if tickets are cheap enough) which has the following requirements: a. almost 100% predictable no-rain no-snow little-cloud warmish weather (am I asking for too much here? ) b. bunkhouses on the ground where I can stay for cheap a week or so OR c. Any fellow skydiver who's willing to loan me a couch for a week. I'm willing to repay in cooked meals, beers, good company and massages. The latter applies ONLY if you're a cute female skydiver The type of plane doesn't really matter, as long as I get to jump. I don't want to fly somewhere and sit on the ground for most of the day waiting for my turn. What are my options?

Wait...what? Dude...you're moving again? Didn't you just move? I'd help ya 100% if I was closer...

Muah! Yeah baby...minty fresh.

could be the skydivers version of the tramp stamp

Thanks Dude!

How about a kiss?