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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA This is a close second. (worksafe, don't worry )

Cheach, ya don't wanna know where he squeezed that OJ from.

1. Whats your name? Nikita 2. How old are you? 30 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Was having z stressful semester at work (as a professor) and needed to destress. The rest, as they say, is history. 4. Are you single or taken? Single 5. Do you have kids? Nope 6. What do you drive? '07 Scion TC 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Yes 8. Where do you live? CT... But looking to escape asap 9. Do you have any pets? No 10. How many jumps do you have? 58 11. What color eyes do you have? Hazel 12. What is your nationality? Russian born, been in US for 20 years...so...Rumerican? 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Yes 14. Favorite Movie? Too many 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Read, design, play tennis , swim, travel when I can, spend time with friends, write, sketch, etc. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? yes 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Spain and Austrailia and Italy 20. What's your favorite color? Red and Black 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Elsinore...

Hope the castration goes well Bry...:P

Happy Birthday shhhhweeetheart...

I just hit the pillow.

Chicken shit...

Hope ya feel better luv...

Morning y'all! It's 759am...what's everyone doing up so early? (or...so late, depending on where you are)

Has a very typical username.

Congrats!!!

we wil just call you Mr. Ice ;)

Nat, you'd be as beautiful as you are now. Can't speak for everyone else though ;)

You get a chance to travel into the future. Your choice as to the year...could be ten, onehundred, ten thousand years from now, etc. The only catch: - you have to go in the spur of the moment - you cannot tell anyone where you are going - you cannot go back to your past life or try to get in touch with anyone in the past once you're in the future. Would you do it?

Oh that's cold...but funny.

Yes I did get pictures of them. You see those 2 specs, that's them.

Congrats!!!

Oh...you're cold.

Good vibes, thoughts & prayers being sent your way via overnight delivery. Hope everything goes smoothly for everyone!

Probably when we start sending the text message "Hey - When are you going to let me tap that?". Can't get any more obvious than THAT. You just can't let that go, can you?

Don't tick people off with advice that you think might be suitable.

Did you get married?

Has the swelling gone down yet? hang on let me check... Oh wait...you weren't asking me...were you...

Ok. So there's at least one desperate person who checked out the website....the tally is at 1 so far.

Here's an easy solution to that problem, if you have the money. www.realdolls.com NSFW! Funny how you had that website on hand so...quickly. Is there something you're not telling us Billy?