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Maybe it's made by Whirlpool's partner company in China, 'SometimeNoWhirlpool?

For the last month and a half or so, we've had a pretty annoying problem. We have bees...inside the house. I don't know where they're coming from or how they're getting in. For the last 10 days, I've kept windows closed, screen doors shut, and still there are anywhere from 2 to 3 bees every day, either flying around or lying around dead. Some are smaller, some are fully-grown. Ordinarily, I wouldn't care & I would just let them bee...(). But my stepdad is allergic to bee stings. About 10 years ago, he was stung, and had to go to the ER. Since then he carries an anti-bee sting syringe (with some medicine or something) 24/7. So, the only option is find out how they're getting in, or if there's a nest inside the house, and kill them. How? Any suggestions?

Why get angry when you can get even? Last time I got really angry was 8th grade, when this asshole pushed me into the locker as I was opening it. I just lost it...turned around and gave him 5 shots directly to the face. I think he was surprised by that Had to get stitches for my eyebrow too. That was the last time I really got angry, last time I was in a real fight...and now I work as a bouncer. Go figure...

Maybe they found out that they were being fattened up for the kill and they decided to end it on their own terms? (and wait...is that meat still good? )

Is this it? http://www.eastwood.com/ Have you ever done any custom paint work like this?

link to story?

Braggart...and you probably weren't wearing a camera helmet WERE YA?

How new/old is this? http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=15311422&ch=4226726&src=news

:1:0 The first number needs to change..STAT! The second number was due to lack of funds and time, so only one 5way. Just went to hell out the door, but eventually we caught up to each other..just barely before we had to break off. When we did catch up, it looked like our formation was doing one big wave from beginning to end...I guess it's hard to fly even when everyone has a different fall rate

1. How far do you live from your home dz? 45 minutes 2. Does it freak you out even a little bit when you are in the first spot and you open then door? not so much anymore... 3. What kind of music are you into? Anything from AC/DC to Zeppelin 4. Do you wear a belt buckle(Not what came with your belt, you added it to the belt) No 5. Married with children?(Not the show, which was awesome!) Not married...and not sure about the children part. My grandfather used to say "...a real man doesn't know how many kids he truly has..." 6. What kind of hat would you wear? The Frank Sinatra style had... 7. Beer, whiskey, rum, wine, etc.? Some vodka, some beer, some...everything. 8.Do you enjoy going out to the bars?(Another drinking question) Not unless it's a live music bar or a lounge with some good music in the background. 9. How many jumps did you have when you had your first cutaway? No cutaways yet... 10. Mac or Pc? Both. 11. Smart ass or wise ass? Lot of both...

Touché! That definitely belongs on there!

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... --------------------------------------- My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... --------------------------------------- A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... --------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... **** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... --------------------------------------- My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... --------------------------------------- When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started..... --------------------------------------- I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started..... --------------------------------------- My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's when the fight started... --------------------------------------- After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too' And that's how the fight got started..... . --------------------------------------- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight got started.... --------------------------------------- Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight got started.....

I was thinking of making a stencil out of vinyl, then pasting it on the helmet, painting over it, and then simply peeling it off... Do you have any examples of what you've done? would love to see it

A friend asked me to hand-letter a quote on his helmet. I'm a graphic designer by trade, but have never dealt with hand-lettering anything onto a helmet. This is the helmet: http://www.tonfly.com/Helmet-Solar-Converter-Top_1852407.html If any of you have done any hand-lettering on helmet, would you be able to PM me or post some examples here? I am looking for a bit of advice on types of paints to use, how to transfer the hand-lettering onto the helmet, etc. Would love to see some examples and hear some advice. I can hand-letter the quote on paper easily, but don't want to screw it up on the helmet itself and have to buy another one. Thanks fellow skydivers/artists!

good luck man!! Hope you nail it!!

classic!!!

Nice job VB. I think we got him...

HAH!

Sorry to hear brotha....

Well, since Bry is ignoring me, I can talk in detail about his relationship with nurse Helga, and he won't care...

Sheddap. Can't you see I'm trying to rile Bry up with the Helga conversation? i'm just using my mad skills at turning conversations away from boring stuff, you know!? Pfft...amateur.

Sheddap. Can't you see I'm trying to rile Bry up with the Helga conversation?

What? She's pretty cute

Just because Helga isn't up to your usual standards, doesn't mean you have to hide her from us. She seems like a great woman...

Finest & high quality eh? That's not what Helga said.