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  1. My buddy jack and I are coming. Plan to leave here about 3 pm. Takes about 1 1/2 hours. I know fozz, lisa, etc. I'm coming this time. I have a friend to encourage me.
  2. Are you i'm taking applications? fixed it for ya!
  3. When your internet explorer creates a shortcut to dz.com. I need a boyfriend.
  4. congratulations Peter! Sean says hello and tells me you are coming out again soon. Look forward to jumping with you.
  5. A few weeks ago, It almost didn't work. This cop was pissed that I was doing 45 in 25. the conversation came around to why I was in California, not NY. I told him honestly, I'm working at the CDCR. When he returned from his car, he came back smiling and just told me to slow down. pheww!
  6. You need one of Skyjunkies "got titanium" t-shirts. www.skyjunky.com
  7. My getting out of tickets is almost foolproof. 1. Always carry lipstick in the car. (and put it on) 2. Smile really pretty 3. Apologize profusely 4. And tell the cop that your a doctor Works everytime.
  8. That's HOT! Quote I have to stop opening some of these!
  9. Buying a house is listed as one of the top 5 stressful situations. Yes, It can be mind boggling.
  10. i have to agree with porpoise on the safety issue, but on a different note. What if he is allergic to baby powder, or has asthma and the powder could cause him to have an attack? In college, while a girl was in the telephone booth, a few of us using hairdryers blew baby powder in the booth to make it smokey. She had asthma, and was short of breath from it. Just something to think about.
  11. Did you HAVE to bring up the cytochrome p450 system? Now I'm going to be having biochem flashbacks again.
  12. the Chapstick model. Not chapstick peter, Lasik! John was featured in a Lasik ad a while back.
  13. I'm growing bored. How's the diamond making business going?
  14. Well, I google searched it and none of the sites for valentines day in Australia, tell the date. dont' you give me that look young man. I know a good lawyer. do you? why are you even bothering well, maybe I want to learn something, Mr. Cranky Pants.
  15. Well, I google searched it and none of the sites for valentines day in Australia, tell the date. dont' you give me that look young man. I know a good lawyer. do you?
  16. I accidentally touched an electric fence around a horse pen. ZAP!!! FUCK!!! Had horses growing up. Wicked step-father always made me "test" the electric fence. Wish I could make him piss on it now.
  17. valentines day isn't in February there?
  18. yeah, my ex wasn't very bright.
  19. a bit early aren't we, or late?
  20. violated FreeFall Express...but left no evidence. Ex- jumps on those planes all of the time.
  21. Dont ever give a back massage to a woman with that stuff, then put fingers any where near her hoo hoo. Yowwch
  22. Make sure you fight it! that petty theft misdemeanor, if, say, you do something else to get arrested, will turn into a prior and give you a strike in California. with the 3 strikes law, I don't know why any criminal would want to live here. You'd think they would all move to New Jersey or something.