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  1. DFWAJG

    Unbanned

    left work early today. Torcher inmates daily.
  2. DFWAJG

    Unbanned

    yeah Cocheese! welcome back. now behave!
  3. DFWAJG

    Prison Lingo

    So that's what they call them. I've seen a few C-files with those charges.
  4. DFWAJG

    Thread revivals

    I have plenty of "old threads" baby. Wanna come up and see?
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    Ever....

    ok, I guess I'll tell the story. No shit, there I was in my favorite consignment store with the a vintage purse in my hand and a few articles of clothing I wanted to buy. Then suddenly, came the urge. The store lady was playing with another customers baby and there was no way I was leaving without that purse. No bathrooms inthe store, I've asked before. (you can hold it, you can hold it, you can hold it....but my arse has a mind of its own). so the lady with the baby leaves and I approach the counter to check out. "Oh this is a great blouse," says the check out lady, "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. " And then she says "I think that ladies baby had a dirty diaper because I'm starting to smell it." I just nodded in agreement. Then got the hell out of there.
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    Ever....

    look what I found..... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2712454;#2712454
  7. DFWAJG

    Prison Lingo

    I'll ask at work tomorrow.
  8. DFWAJG

    Road walkers

    In Pakistan, Cars have the right of way (according to my ex-pakistani bf). He said that when you hit a pedestrian, you are expected to get out and kick him some more.
  9. DFWAJG

    Ever....

    ok, now I don't feel so bad now that I know I'm not the only one.
  10. DFWAJG

    Road walkers

    Wow, two ply. Someone put on his cranky pants when he got home today. Did you have a wasp in them too? Or did someone piss in your cheerios this morning? must have been a tough day for you today.
  11. Who's going? I just bought my Southwest, ultracheap tickets. I'm so excited I could piss myself.
  12. DFWAJG

    Ever....

    Well, I do have your picture Robert. But I wasn't in public when I looked at you.
  13. DFWAJG

    Ever....

    Brad Pitt doesn't turn me on.. he's kinda stooopid.
  14. DFWAJG

    Ever....

    soil your panties in public? Just wondering.
  15. DFWAJG

    Thread revivals

    Has anyone else noticed a lot of "new" threads are acutally revived from dz.com ancient history? the other day I was about to answer to skybytch regarding who the black jumper she jumped with and realized that the original post was from 2002, so she couldn't have jumped with the guy I thought she jumped with. Now we have Billyvances babypoop in the diaper thread back. Is it really that slow around here or do we dz.commers really have nothing better to do than to look through 2875683 posts?
  16. LOVE Tae bo Jaye. All his videos are fun. But careful, they are a lot to keep up with.
  17. Eight months dry I can't even remember anymore.
  18. I like the first one best Mike. The sun in the distance, allows the rays of light in the clouds appear more dynamic. Very talented you are
  19. DFWAJG

    I had a wasp...

    I was just getting into bed, wearing my jammies. I always take them off once I'm in bed. That's how I discovered that pesky wasp.
  20. DFWAJG

    I had a wasp...

    You're just interested now because I joined the club.
  21. I did my IAF at the RAnch. Pete and Linda are awesome instructors. Linda, especially has accolades longer than her arm.
  22. His only post got recycled. oops
  23. Maintaining my erection for more than 4 hours. That's priapism. could be a real problem. could eventually lead to impotence.
  24. Okay, fine, you asked for it. NSFW! agggggh! I knew better to open that. Damn you Billyvance. my eyes, my eyes, I'm blinded!
  25. DFWAJG

    Wheeeee

    Notin' up here! only jolt I got was from that fucking wasp!