Thanatos340

I have the Whipped Cream Dispenser, I have had the Nitrous cartridges a few times.. But for some strange reason, The cartridges all seem to disappear before I get around to making the whipped cream.

Happy B-Day Scott. You picked a good day to be Born on. All the cool kids were born on this day

WAIT!!! What B-Day number is this - Does he need an application? You are Thinking of the OTHER J I am Old, But NOT that OLD.. Yet anyway!! I wont need that link for at least another year. Thanks everyone. After consulting with my Doctor about my rapidly advancing age, He has suggested that I need to exercise my heart by keeping the rate up, So ladies YOU can help by filling up the PM box with Naughty Pics. My health is in your hands..

See what I mean... No Love (Not even Like in Prison) without gettin em Drunk First.

Beer?? Nothing short of lots of tequila makes me start looking attractive. I am going to Break one of Spence’s Cardinal Boogie Thread Rules here and Post that I will NOT be able to make this event. I really wish I could but it just is not going to happen. I hope to get lots of Drunk Dials and fully expect some Farm Animals/Roaming DZers to bring back that Hog Flop Trophy (Spence, Bring extra candy to bribe the Judges this year!!!)

Who are you? You look alot like this girl that used to post here.

Message your Leader (Skydive4life) and ask them to Kick you out. The New gang is coming together great. Forum are UP, Working on an Original Banner (Instead of the ones I PIRATED off the web) [EFS] Skypirates is accepting all [DZ] Altitude theif members that want to come.

If you come there will be a Strip Club Outing. Nothing quite says Happy Holidays like a good Lap Dance and a few shooter girls.

It will be a couple weeks before I can get the list properly updated. Please keep the information coming in PM`s till then.

Because Skychicks are easy?

I dont think Skinny was bashing the jumpers at all. He is just one of many that are taking a stand and refusing to Jump at Skyride affiliated Dropzones. The DZ may be one of the best in the world But the fact is they are a skyride affiliate. As general knowledge gets out about which DZ`s are part of the skyride network and wich ones are not, hopefully you will see more jumpers taking this stand.

I Wonder if Hans will charge him a Boogie Fee?

I was around you all Weekend and I swear.. I never saw you use it, Not even once. Are you sure you even brough it with you?

Latest version of the List here. I will edit for the next few hours if anyone can find any Mistakes. Mods, Please feel free to delete any previous lists that are posted. We Still have alot of work to do to get this list complete. Please keep the information coming and I will do my best to keep the list accurate as possible.

A Gallon of Gasoline and a Match?? Oh.. Wait.. That is how you make a Cat go "Woof". Nevermind.

You want to explain to me exactly how in the hell you are going be able to be my personal fluffer and Spiner trainee when you are in Florida and I am at The Farm this weekend? Have fun down there. Hog Flop is a GREAT Boogie. Wish I could go but I think I need a recovery weekend after Thomaston last weekend.

I have been looking at plans to build one myself for a while. I think they are GREAT ideas for Restaurants and other places. The ones that are the absolute worst and should be outlawed are those damn Nextel walkie talkie things. It is even worse when you have to listen to that annoying Beeping AND BOTH sides of the conversation. Untill I can build one of my own, I will continue pretending to be the person that the Idiot (Read Loud cell phone talker) is talking too and responding just as loudly till they get pissed enough to go outside.

MUTINY!! Mutiny I say!! The DZ Gang got way too Governed for my Tastes. So I am going the way of Wildcard and starting my own Gang (One that is MUCH Less organized and no Taxes, Fee or other such non-sense). Just good old fashion Pirating. Any of you members of the existing gang that want to come on over and be part of Random Chaos with Much Pillaging and maybe a little burning, Just let me know. Anyone have any suggestions for the NEW Dropzone.com Pirate Gang? Please?? (After the Halloween Boogie at Thomaston this past weekend, Thinking is not one of my strong suits and will probably will not be for several days) Anyone that has not started playing this game yet should check it out here Rule the Seas

I hope to be able to post an Updated list later today. I have about 60 PMs to go through and combine the information. We are still far from complete. Please keep the information coming. Please send Dropzone Name, City the DZ is physically located in and if they accept Skyride. I would really like to thank everyone that is contributing to this list and especially the ones that have done exactly what I asked (Called all the DZ`s their state and sent me the results). Please review the latest list (Posted Here) and PM or Post any additional or corrected information. Please make sure you information is verified.

True story of a Best Friend years ago. I had gone to look at buying an old Muscle Car. This car had been sitting out in an overgrown field for years but was supposed to be a 71 340 Duster. I was always looking for extra 340 engines as they were pretty hard to come by and 71 was the last year that the 340 came with Forged Rods and Crank. I get out there and just about have to use a machete to get to the car, I crawl under the car so that I can get a good look at the Numbers on the Block to see if this was the engine I wanted. I didn’t notice the Bramble Bush until I basically laid on it. Big huge 2" Brambles stuck all over my Ass. I knock them away leaving about 8 to 10 long thin Thorns buried deep in the flesh. Drive home was considerably less than present as I could not sit down (ever tried to drive without sitting down? It isn’t easy). Now that I am home, I have a whole other problem. How the hell do I get these Brambles out of my ass? The self reach around with a mirror just wasn’t working. This was one of those moment when you start asking yourself, who are my REAL Friends? Who can I call to come pull brambles out of my ass. It was an amusing call. “Uhhh, Can you come over and bring some tweezers and rubbing alcohol? I need you to pick the Brambles out of my ass.” Now that is a True Friend.

You had that link bookmarked didnt you?

Well if she was Airtight, It wouldnt be a problem would it?

No but his Wife is a Hottie. Sometimes you have to take the Bad with the Good.

The NEW Bionic Woman

Absolutely!! Tell your Plus one it will cost him 1 Awake and 10 Points (He will know what I mean)